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bleachbleachbleach · 2 years ago

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This is one of those “well you thought it, so I guess...? you can post it” situations, but I was thinking, as I normally am, about Law and Order, and also about that bananas-in-all-ways Bleach OVA. The one with:

And I was like OH MY GOD Hikotsu Taiho

Hikotsu Taihou (狒骨大砲, Baboon Bone Cannon) is one of Zabimaru’s techniques in bankai.

Drop a syllable, though, and you could have Hikotsu Taiho (狒骨逮捕, Baboon Bone Arrest).

HE’S A COP. NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, HE IS OBVIOUSLY A COP

#what is truer to bleach's aesthetic than some kind of borderline inscrutable pun with relatively low payoff #i'm not saying hisagi ghostwrote this post but i'm saying hisagi ghostwrote this post #and he gives IEMURA grief for his shitty creepypastas!!#but look hisagi is here to hype his friends in the most effortful least productive ways possible #renji can appreciate this #abarai renji #bleach... i don't know what this is #no brain just bleach #bleach language

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