#i'm not prepaaaared
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Gwaine in the next act of mbarbyc
#THE IDES OF MARCH IS COMING#PREPAAAARE YOURSELF#I'm literally going to burst#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin fic#merthur#king arthur#merlin x arthur#ao3#fic: my breaths are run by your compass
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Why yes, I AM still putting off listening to episode 91 of campaign 3 critical role because I'm afraid of being hurt :D
#UGH I'm gonna have toooooo but I'm not READY#I THINK MY SON LEFT#AND I'M NOT PREPAAAARED ;A;#I'm not saying who cuz I don't want to be a spoiler bastard but WELIAJRLENRFAENRELJE;OKEROF'#.... the soap I make based on them sells kinda bad#but the people who do buy it absolutely LOVE it
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i'm gonna be 20 in exactly two weeks
#i'm not prepaaaared#i like just realised today is monday which means next monday is the invasion day public holiday and then the following week is my bday#i.......am nearly not a teenager#feb 3 is coming too quickly but that means feb 6 is coming which means birds of prey!!!
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you .. grow corn ? not gonna lie, that stuff is kinda overrated .... ! potatoes are much better
"What the fuck did you just fucking sayy abouut mee, you little corn hater? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Farmer Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in Bathss, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top farmer in the entire US farming forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking worddds. You thinnnnk you cannnn get awayyyy with saying that shit to me over the Local 8 Baths News???? Think again, hateerrr...! As we speaaaak I am contactingggg my secret network of corn enjoyerrsss across the USAAAA and your areee beingggg traced rigggght nooooow so you better prepaaaare for the storm. The storm that wipeeeees out the patheticccc little thing you call your lifeeeee. You're fuckin' dead, hateerrr... I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scythee. Not only am I extensively trained in scythe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Farmer Corps and I will useeee it to its full extent to wipe your miserable beiing off the face of the continent, you little corn haterrr. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you...! maybeeee youuu would have held your fuckin' tongueeee. But yooou couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn fuckin' fool."
#🌽 (IC)#🌽 (ANON)#🌽 (CRACK)#🌽 (ASKS)#🌽 (/REF)#I JUST COPYPASTED THAT ONE POPULAR COPYPASTA AND SLIGHTLY EDITED IT#💀💀💀
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Messy, I have come up with the biggest, most ground breaking, jumbo theory that combines the revival book, its reason for existing, Dream's spiral into insanity, George's eternal sleep, DreamXD, where he came from what his purpose is AND Tales SMP
I also have a drabble I'm gonna send ^v^
I'd do it on Twitter but I switched Twitter off for Ramadan and I also want this to gain a bit of traction cause I put a lot of thought int it
Be prepaaaared~
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so you have said jumbo theory... and decided to keep it to yourself?? oh the humanITy!!! 😞😞
#asks#wait so how is twt and tumblr different tho (for ramadan) gen q#asdghjas idkk#wait is the theory part of the drabble or is it a different thing#oh well i guess ill find out literally after i answer this and read the next ask LOL
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THE END OF CHAPTER SEVEN HAD ME ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING! The entire chapter was so good- just like the rest of the story of course- and I'm so excited for chapter eight to see what happens next!!
However, please don't feel pressured and take your time! ❤ You're doing amazing work sweetie!
Oh, next chapter is going to be absolutely wild, let me tell you.
In the words of Scar from the Lion King:
"BE PREPAAAARED"
😈
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❛Where did you get that?❜
@heartxandxhome
“What? This?”
He gestured down to his leg, because it was quite possibly the only thing she could be referring to. A deep sigh released itself from his chest as he tilted his head back and resisted the urge to pop a pill or two before continuing.
“Just a scratch. Got my leg stuck.” He replied with a smile, though there was more pain behind it than there was any trace of joy. “It, uh -- Nyx actually saved my life. What a surprise, right?”
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*watches all the Inquisition trailers again*
*thinks back at the excitement before the release not even a year ago*
I don’t want it to be over. :(
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Guys. Guys I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna watch the merlin season finale (Imnotreadyimnotreadyimnotready) If I'm not here tomorrow you'll find me in my grave
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