#i'm not just opposed to kraft singles i am opposed to ALL OF IT
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i should fucking be asleep but instead
Cheese Opinions
there are So Many Good Cheeses in the world
Howmever
gruyere? Gross.
gouda? Gross.
AMERICAN?! DISGUSTING.
okay that is all.
#also i've never had any bleu cheeses and i never plan to bc OCD and twitchiness on my part#but they have now been described for me as mild and creamy with SPICINESS from the mold#and quite frankly if my cheese is gonna be spicy I'D LIKE THAT TO BE FROM CAPSAICIN AND NOTHING ELSE#gimme a pepper jack over a bleu cheese any day please#anyway goat cheese sheep cheese all delicious unless they are made into varieties similar to the above#cheddars? fantastic as are cheeses such as haloumi#brie is passable like it's not FANTASTIC but it's nice like IN things#anyway also DO NOT SMOKE MY CHEESES!!!! LET THEM BE CHEESE! DO NOT SMOKE THEM LIKE THE MEATS!!!!#i HATE smoked cheeses that is SO UNNECESSARY#if i wanted smoky flavor i would simply put the cheese ON A SMOKED PIECE OF MEAT#fucking foolishness over here fucking smoking your cheeses STOP THAT#anyway gruyere and gouda are Disgusting to me i'm sorry idk why meanwhile regular swiss cheese is basically fine#oh provolone is Nice for sandwiches as well#also if you're like bUT WHAT ABOUT FANCY AND GOOD AMERICAN CHEESE there is no such thing#i'm not just opposed to kraft singles i am opposed to ALL OF IT#i am JUDGING YOU if american cheese is your favorite (judging you in a playful but also serious way that ultimately doesn't affect you)#(like seriously don't sweat it i mean it but also it doesn't affect anything in life or btwn us except for cheese conversations y'know?)#ANYWAY that is all for now#oh no wait that's not all FETA IS SO DELICIOUS I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE!!!!#cream cheese counts for me btw it's fucking delicious and perfect and tangy#ricotta is....acceptable#mozzarella my beloved FRESH mozzarella by BETROTHED#oaxaca and other such cheeses.....amazing#even some string cheeses are p good#but also as a child if you gave me a ball of fresh mozzarella cheese i would simply Eat The Whole Thing#the texture? unbeatable. the flavor? perfectly mild AND tangy. the satisfaction of tearing off pieces? TOP TIER.#all this to say there are endless other options for cheeses available that are so much better than the above ESPECIALLY american so WHY?!?!
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