#i'm not gonna be a snob because tbh i haven't seen every episode of SBSP either
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tragicclownwrites · 1 year ago
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#so no hate no shade to spandy shippers#ship whatever idc#but i recently saw probably the wackiest take i've ever seen and i needed to go off in the tags#because this person might be coming for my clown title lol#someone tried to say with conviction that sandy and spongebob are LEGITIMATELY married because of that scene in truth or square#y'know#the one that was literally confirmed to be a PLAY#and thus not real in any way#and this wasn't even like squidward x squilvia where vincent waller confirmed they were over via twitter after the fact#this was confirmed in the actual fucking episode!!#i'm not gonna be a snob because tbh i haven't seen every episode of SBSP either#but if you're gonna reference an episode directly to make your claim#you should probably have seen the episode in question lmao#rihanna voice: you look so dumb right now~#and their reasoning??#they claimed it was real because spongebob didn't say he *pretended* to marry sandy#LMAOOO#are you FR??#the mental gymnastics#the grasping at straws#i mean i know we clown over on the squidbob side too#but i could tell you that spongebob is madly in love with squidward and squidward loves him too but is afraid to admit it#with ample evidence#and i didn't even have to rub my braincells together to come to that conclusion#i even have a fucking masterpost where much of this is demonstrated#*sigh* i don't even know man#heteronormativity is one hell of a drug#i could go on#but that ship never even left the harbor so... not worth it#tragic clowning
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