#i'm not categoring anyone it's just a shitpost

[anotherfandomtrash]

Blackbright shippers: no, Bobby is fine. He is fine and alive! Nothing bad ever happened to him. He is FINE. See, he's with Simon doing investigations with him! You don't understand. See, they are holding hands! He's fine! HE'S FINE! *starts to break into tears*

Phantomquill shippers:

[brockachu]

ok so i was joking bout how millsy is a pisces sun with a sagi moon and his chart is dominated by bossy & emotive placements. so then i decided to do an overview of the roster. and tell me how garly is Also a pisces sun, sagi moon; but instead he's got extra pisces placements And capricorn placements, making him even More emotive and even Bossier than jt. meanwhile, brock is Also a pisces sun, but a libra moon which means he's emotive and Needy, plus he's out here with a handful of aquarius placements meaning he either feels or gets treated like the token weirdo, even in the places he belongs most. and motter is a pisces sun, cancer moon, which balances the emotions; ie he puts himself into feeling his emotions and letting them move through himself in a healthy way. he's got a couple aquarius placements too (also on that unique vibes train with boes) but otherwise fire sign heavy, so he's just driven af. we've also got like 4 cancers (breezer, burroughs, oel, & dicky) + king scorpio himself petey, so we've got a water-sun heavy roster (ie the emotional/emotive/emotions-as-warfare signs).

and what i'm really saying is Why are the canucks Genuinely astrologically The NHL's Assigned-at-Birth Meow Meows.