#i'm not breaking that news in front of my parents AND my memere at an applebee's | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ashtonisvibing · 2 months ago

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my dad: mentioning the idea of me having kids one day, or at least getting with someone who would want kids

me: trying so fucking hard so subtly convey with my face that i will never have kids and will never be with someone who wants kids without having to outright say it

#ashton is talking #went out to dinner with my parents brother memere and my memere's boyfriend #the topic of my memere keeping my old baby clothes was brought up and i was very obviously confused by it #(even if i DID want kids why would you just keep baby clothes for that long-???)#and my dad was all like 'well what about if you have a baby girl you'll have clothes for her'#and it took so much effort to not blurt out 'well i don't want kids'#i'm not breaking that news in front of my parents AND my memere at an applebee's #like i'll have to break it eventually!#but it's not gonna be in a way that'll draw so much attention to me #at an APPLEBEE'S #especially since i have 0 idea how my mom would react knowing she'll never get grandkids from me

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