#i'm never gonna not find this funny lmaoo

[darklight-owl]

Oh you have got to be kidding me

[archangeldyke-all]

no but what if pregnant reader just had all types of attitude with sev like how would she even react

LMAOO

men and minors dni

honestly? i think she'd find it adorable.

her sweet, patient wife suddenly has a crazy attitude, and it's all because she's knocked you up.

she'd just grin each time you start ranting at her about whatever's bothering you. even if you're ranting about her. especially when you're ranting about her.

"sevika, i can't fucking bend over properly anymore to pick up after you when you leave towels and socks on the floor!" you growl, whipping a damp towel at her head. she chuckles. "it's not fucking funny! i had to get on my hands and knees to pick this shit up, then i almost got stuck on the floor!"

she finds it especially endearing when you get upset at how much she enjoys seeing you upset.

"you think this is fucking funny?!" you rant. "sevika, i'm going to kick you out of the fucking house, come help me get the duffel bag. i'm so sick of you."

"no you're not."

"i am! i'm sick of you and that stupid fuckin' smirk you're wearing and all the messes you leave and the fact that you did this to me-- i'm so serious come help me get your suitcase from the top shelf so i can kick you out!"

she just lets you tire yourself out, and once you do, she approaches you slowly, like you're a wild animal.

"baby." she whispers, gently pulling you into a hug. you burst into tears the second she's got her arms around you.

"i'm so sore." you cry. sevika hums, kissing your head and swaying the two of you back and forth. "and i married a fucking slob. and she got me pregnant, and now i'm gonna have a fucking slob kid. then i'm gonna have to deal with both you assholes, and my house is never gonna be clean again, and--"

"are you hungry?" she asks. you're about to yell at her for interrupting you when your stomach growls, cutting you off before you can. sevika grins. "lemme make you a snack." she offers. you huff, still pissed, but grateful for your wife.

"clean the mess you make in the kitchen." you demand. she grins, then kisses your pouting lips.

"sure thing, mama."

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[beautyconsumer]

(I see you've redone your blog again) but anyway JayGrant is sooooo the friends that make a marriage pact as kids. And Jason thinks it's a joke but Grant is SO serious. 20 years later Grant breaks into Jason's apartment and is like "so I've noticed you're not yet wed-" and Jason is like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD WHAT THE FUCK!" And Grant is like "Irrelevant. I need you to update your hand measurements to get the ring resized."

I did! I want it to represent what's going on on this little corner of Tumblr of mine hehe thanks for noticing!

Also!!! ASASGDJFG "I need you to update your hand measurements to get the ring resized." Meaning he already has a ring and has been constantly measuring Jason's hand throughout their childhood/teenage years, lmaoo I imagine Jason sitting there while Grant measures his hand going "lol you still on that?" While Grant very much is.

Jason being pulled the uno reverse card for once and being in the other end of "I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD WHAT THE FUCK!" is so freaking funny.

Jason is still reeling on the fact that Grant came back at all, cause he had given hope he would. Jason sees his own resurrection as a curse so seeing Grant reviving gives him a new perspective and of course Grant goes, "We're soulmates, actually."

And Jason kind of believes him. Wants to believe him too.

Jason is —other than surprised Grant came back at all— is like "You meant it???"

Because he's on board, HEAVILY so, because he gets to marry the first crush he ever had, the very hetero guy who would mess around for shits and giggles, and make him flustered and red faced every time he'd throw hypotheticals at him: "I would treat you better than anyone else", "If you married me we'd never spend our nights sleeping"

All of this is especially funny immediately after Grant's resurrection, because Grant is fully convinced he came back for that one reason (it's actually way deeper than that but his obsessive streak is not gonna wind down for a while.)

Grant goes over the top with everything, the ring, the weeding, the preparations, his rich kid upbringing along his entitlement and hedonistic nature (that only amplified when he came back from dead) makes him a nightmare for anyone who gets on his way of making the Wedding anything less than perfect. This also goes along with me headcanoning him as a perfectionist (having your parents criticizing your shit since ever will do that to ya) bridezilla Grant says who lmao

And if we're going with the family dynamics...

Adeline Kane clutches her chest and almost has a heart attack because she finds out her son is alive Through a freaking Weeding Invitation.

Joey as well and his brain is balancing from wanting to beat the shit out his brother for making them go through this to go hug him and demand to be his best man.

Respawn, Alex, Rose and Wintergreen are invited as well, if only to cement the fact that Slade is very much not invited. He still shows up, though.

Jade is the bridesmaid, or best woman, or however it is. Grant shows up one day and is like "Bitch I'm getting married, you're the bridesmaid," she sighs, looks at his choice of a husband, sighs even more heavily and then they go shopping for the wedding.

The batfam on the other hand, Bruce and Dick are the ones who are having the hardest time.

Bruce is happy at first that Jason is settling and getting married, but then—

"Married to who?!"

Dick is sweating bullets, "Jason, you're still young, you don't have to settle for this one just yet!"

"No, I gotta."

Babs walks him through acceptance. When he recovers he drops Jason hints (as in, big passive aggressive hints) of him being the best man.

Jason lets him in tension for a while, at least until he decides who's gonna be the best man because he's not the first one to not-ask.

Meanwhile Steph and Tim pipe in, "can we plan your bachelor party?"

Damian is happy he gets to spend time and meet his half brother's family, (Respawn) and Jason will be there too I guess.

Jason is very much shoving in their faces, "I'm getting married before any of you losers."

Talia and Harvey are invited as well much to Bruce's dismay.

Bruce gets surprisingly along and is very supportive with Grant while he's in one of his bridezilla episodes because yes, Grant is right: Jason’s wedding deserves the best of the best.

Grant gets very intense about it too, hence, mark Jason down as scared and horny.

Slade, on the other hand, gets whiplash because Addie was just like that on their wedding.

[artsyxbutterfly]

This image gets me cackling everytime I see it LMAOO

But I've sorta been wanting to talk about it.

This is just my opinion y'al, it's fine to disagree (just don't harass me pls 😭)

To me, Cole always has been sorta queer-coded. Like in the very beginning when he wanted his father to accept him for being a ninja and not a dancer was giving such coming out vibes.

And that Cole notoriously is the one ninja never really having a love interest. Sure there was that weird love triangle with Nya in season 3 but I don't think he really likes her tbh. Also; Vania. They were confirmed to only be friends by one of the writers, Doc Wyatt.

But that doesn't necessarily mean ppl cannot ship them. I personally don't bc I'm tired of every time in the show when a girl and a guy first meet they end up getting together (or at least having feelings for one another) and Cole and Vania seemed to have more of a brother- sister dynamic to me if anything :P

Geo and Cole look cute together imo!💜🖤🧡

These ppl on tik tok are probably the same ppl that stopped watching Ninjago bc of the design changes 💀 these ppl are afraid it'll take away from Cole's masculinity or whatever but I don't think it would do anything to his character except give him a boyfriend. He isn't gonna turn into a gay stereotype 😐

Also I find it funny that being alive but gay is just as equally as bad as being dead or being disappeared according to these ppl lmaoooo 😭

Also, this is mainly based on speculation. Nothing official has 100% confirmed Cole is actually gay. Whether he is or not, I'll still love his character!

Sorry for the mini yap sesh, lol. This isn't a post saying you should ship Cole with Geo, this is just my pov and me cackling at these delulu ppl on tik tok 😜

[maddsmallow]

" "con, don't you ever fuckin' relax?"

"lieutenant, i'm a machine. i don't need to 'relax'."

"oh fuck you, come on, we're on break. loosen up a little or something. you can chill out from your fuckin' mission for the three minutes it'll take me to smoke this cigarette. and shut your mouth before you go telling me it isn't actually exactly three minutes on average to smoke a cigarette or whatever."

connie closes her mouth. a small addition to her list of missions to accomplish is made: try to appear "relaxed" to appease lieutenant anderson. a raise in friendship means an easier partner to work with, so connie carefully inspects the lieutenant's posture and does her best to replicate it. being a machine of plastic and metal certainly doesn't make it easy. "

hankcon, but gorls. did i base hank off of my butch lesbian manager at my old job at a sex toy store who was covered in spongebob tattoos? absolutely yes i did

mostly i just wanted to portray fem!hank as a Large Woman because i think there is a severe lack of that. broad with muscle hidden under fat, like the kind of woman who does shot put. so uh,,, ms trunchbull basically LMAO. deep voice, raspy from smoking and drinking, all that good stuff 😩👌 also peep the button on her jacket hehe

got some headcanons and stories for them under the cut!

-hank wears cargo shorts 100% of the time. no matter the weather or temperature. like, 'bill and ted at prom in shorts, but it's her at a dpd ceremony in cargo shorts' level. but not actually because i'm totally gonna draw her in a pantsuit later, totally not with connie on her hip in a slinky dress 👀

-also yes hank's shirt is a spongebob reference

-when people ask hank why she goes by hank and not her "real name," (which i like to headcanon is "henrietta") she always says, "oh it's actually a really funny story, i'll tell you later," and the later never comes lmao. or, if she does tell you, it's some made up wacky story that actually has nothing to do with giving herself the name hank. the real reason? she just likes it

-speaking of "henrietta," this story, 'if you know where to look' by ghost_teeth, works so fucking well with a lot of my headcanons about how their characters would be like genderbent! highly recommend it, and all their dbh stories honestly!

-connie has a compact gun (i asked my brother for examples and he said sig p365 or springfield hellcat, which i think work perfectly for this) holstered inside her jacket on the left side. also, i'm stealing this idea from this post (which basically almost has the same design for fem!connor (altho like, most designs for her are basically the same lmao)) but she also has a knife strapped to her thigh

-her skirt is actually made of some super high tech flexible and durable material, and she's got specific programming to make her balance crazy good, since she'll be running in heels. she's made to hunt and pursue deviants so obviously she needs to be able to run and jump. the outfit is only made to appear like a standard "business woman" to blend in with the humans she would be required to work with, but otherwise gives her everything/doesn't hold her back from doing what she needs to complete her mission. here's a bonus conversation i had with @extraordinaryandroid about it lmaoo:

-hank met connor-51 first for the ortiz case, but connie-52 (with 51's memories of course) came in the next day when it was announced they were to be officially paired to investigate deviants. cyberlife has their grubby lil hands in everything so of course they knew their RK800 unit would be paired with this lieutenant anderson before basically anyone else, and deemed that she'd get along better with a "female model" that she would find attractive. which of course has hank like WOW that's super weird and gross of y'all! and i fucking hate that it's working you pieces of shit at cyberlife !!!! but ofc connie's like "im a machine i dont even have a gender" all the while hank's sweatin major thirsty bullets

-at the cyberlife tower, connor-51 is the one to hold hank at gunpoint. how did he get hank to trust him? idk i haven't figured that out yet lmao, but the angst of connor-51 essentially taking the place of -60 from the game in the sense that he's clearly deviant in some capacity, in this context being that he feels connie stole the life he deserved (which he'd never admit) and now wants to suck up to cyberlife and be their best boi to feel important and special again and not knowing they'd just throw him away for the RK900 model, is very good imo. that was a very long sentence so i hope it made sense lmaoo. have i worked out all the details of how all that shit would work in a story? absolutely not, im too busy thinking about butch fem!hank making her robo girlfriend bluescreen in the bedroom 🤪

also if ur wondering wtf the background is, idk. my usual plain color gradient was too simple, but i did NOT want to put in the effort to do a whole ass real background, so i settled on something in between. meh, it's just them hagin' out behind the station on a smoke break ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[kuivma]

Incorrect Prompts Time~

note ¡ this is my first time using incorrect quotes generator but I find it funny so I wanted to try something out :D

prompt 1 ¡ dan heng x caelus x gn! reader (w/ troublemaker caelus & you??

"Dan heng : hey, keep an eye on Caelus today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

You: Sure, I'd love to see Caelus get punched.

Dan heng : Try again.

You, sighing : I will stop caelus from getting punched."

prompt 2 ¡ march 7th & stelle x gn! reader (w/ two girls fighting for your love

March 7th trying to ask you out : Would you like to stay for dinner?

Stelle : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

prompt 3 ¡ gepard & sampo x gn! reader (all three of you living together & you being a funny lil troublemaker??

Gepard: What time is it?

You: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

You: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Sampo: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

You: It’s 2 am

prompt 4 ¡ Jing Yuan x gn! reader (enemies to lovers trope??

Jing Yuan: So are we flirting right now?

You: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Jing Yuan: That doesn’t answer my question

prompt 5 ¡ blade x gn! reader (modern au ex-criminal blade??

Blade: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

You: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

prompt 6 ¡ luocha x gn! reader (always injured reader & doctor luocha

Luocha: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

you: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Luocha, desperately, as you bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

you: Oh! B positive.

Luocha: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

you:

prompt 7 ¡ welt yang x gn! reader (troublemaker reader w/ father/lover/sibling mr. yang??)

Welt Yang: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

you: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

feel free to request these prompts in my ask or the comments I'd be happy to write a whole fic for them LMAOO

you can ask for stories w/ prns if you want to!

I'm gonna do more of these incorrect quotes for funsies hehe

[youremyheaven]

on the topic of malefics and sensuality, i'm martian and unsurprisingly celibate. but one thing that i think is unique to martian celibacy is hating men and let me tell you... i sure do 😭 i've had a few experiences as a teen that were like okay at best but as i've gotten older i find men so disgusting and stupid and quite frankly sinister that i just cannot bring myself to even flirt with them. i think there probably is a man out there who won't make me feel this way (venusian munch man if you can hear me please save me) but in the meantime me and my misandrist martian friends (i'm like a mars magnet) are gonna be locked UP

and also, i have mrigashira moon and i think that mrigashira specifically makes you fantasize about romance/sex a lot but not wanting to actually do it. my mrig rising and venus friend feels the same way! we both spent our teen years on wattpad 24/7 😭 mrigs love escapism and fantasy!

omg BBG you spilled 💅🏼

I've noticed the man hating tendency with many Martian women lmaooo, everytime I hear it, I do feel a bit shook ngl, it's like Saturn men hating women

Venusian man save me is so realllll 😩😩😭🤣

Honorable mention for Jupiter men (esp Vishaka) they're the sweetest guys except they're kinda sexless (except Vishaka) they're romantic but not sexual??? If that makes sense??

My friend dated a Vishaka Moon man for a year and he apparently never ever touched her 😭😭😭and she thought it was because he found her unappealing lmao (dating within the Indian context means a man who doesn't touch before marriage is a good man etc so she felt too "slutty" to ask him for anything bc most men are sleazy and would've tried to pull something and him not doing so meant he was a decent guy and she was the problem 💀🤡)

I'd say Venus & Jupiter men are the ones who know how to treat women right 😌😉 (obviously how evolved they're as individuals also matter, there are sex addicted Venusians and party everyday, constant thrill chasing Jupitereans)

Lmaoo the Mrigashira fantasizing about sex and never actually wanting to do the deed is so true. My 60yr old aunt (Mrigashira Moon) has been separated from her husband for like 20 years (and she's thrived as a girlboss ever since) and she often talks about finding a handsome man etc 😌😏🤤 for her company but when my dad says "okay let's try matrimonial sites and find a guy for you 😌🫶🏼" she's like "🤮🤢🤢EWWW"

A gang of Martian misandrists is so funny 😭🤣😳😶‍🌫️💀🤣😭 I feel like Martian women are so unimpressed with me bc I seem like a deranged lover girl to them lmao,, my friend in college had Mars in Mrigashira atmakaraka and she literally acted like my mom and shooed away any man who approached me (since many of them were creepy, I was grateful for it ngl) but the WAYYY she spoke about guys always felt a bit unhinged to me like ??? it can't be normal to walk around with this much rage and angst ??? And I always tried to gauge if there was something in her past that made her this way 😔😶‍🌫️😶 but girlie never dated, never had a crush, never went near a man, was never assaulted/harassed/abused by men etc so I figured it must just be a hating Indian men thing bc who can blame her for that 😔🤡💀she did however feel like her dad was a patriarch with a misogyny issue but that's just every brown dad tbh :/// everytime I told her about a crush or about something some guy told me 🤪😜, she'd start the character assassination on him and make him sound like the worst person to have ever lived ,, and then lowkey make snide remarks that made me feel stupid for having my moment of fun😔like damn ma chill outtttt, I'm not having his babies!!!! We had a very homoerotic friendship so I feel like there's that as well 😬😶‍🌫️😬

[kiththecat]

ash after seeing branzy's OTHER dreams abt clown

i feel like there is sm symbolism and metaphors packed into thsi chapter but since im dumb im like wowza! symbolism idk what that means! branzy does drugs once (debatable) and now he's hallucinating. I think clown MAYYY have given branzy something other than chorus pollen

"you pretended to be possesed" < sorry that's so branzy to me, the only girl who would pretend being possessed to fuck with his cousin.

>"[...] there's only the incomprehensible, infinite darkness. [...] that ones filled with water as deep & cold as the sea"> something tells me this is branzys mind but also could be. his relationship w clown. darkness = clown leaving him in the dark, not letting him leave the house / not telling him about his plans (proven wrong in chp14 but OH WELL) cold deep water = clowns personality ? imo hes been rlly cold to branzy in the past chapter.

^^ this is all wrong and I'm waiting for someone smart to correct my dumbass

>" Branzy feels a flare of anger, sudden and unwelcome. He’s never been quick to anger. "> you are so me boy.

watcher ash ? I don't think there's watchers in this but ??? The entire sequence of ash warning (?) branzy is so interesting to me but I can't form the correct words. i do think it's important >" ur still with clown right? He wouldn't give u anything thats too much-" has ash taken chorus pollen as well ?? sigh this part is important to me but I can't find the words to describe it

branzy's biting the chain as soon as it's off is so funny, now do it to clownpierce. "the hair really ages you" LMAOO real honestly. old man branzy, assistants revenge being clown makes sense tbh. branzy being clowns assistant (business partner) and "you're the assistant, and now you're trapped!" branzy being trapped in the house w his thoughts..

"I pull the curtain, we're obscured now + so get out of the thingie" pulling the curtain maybe meaning using branzy as bait. we're obscured now + get out of the thingie (thingie..) being obscured being out of clowns radar / disobeying him ?? getting out = getting out of the mansion

"I told rek id call him if I started feeling bad. And I feel bad" ☹️☹️ I think u hate me hattrem.. he's asking for help! clownzy bondage ? sorry I'll leave. " hey stop it, will you? I'm gonna be stuck if you keep going" brother I think he WANTS you to be stuck. smth smth clown wanting to control branzy wanting him under his thumb and branzy realizing this but being unable to fight back. LET THSI MAN OUT.

waiting for rek to come beat clowns ass next chapter for giving branzy drugs. the incomprehensible darkness <3

DO NOT IMPLY THAT ASH HAS SEEN - THOSE - DREAMS MY GOD that's a horrific thought i wouldn't do that to ashsswag

i love all these interpretations!!! for spoiler reasons i shan't engage in discussion but !!!!! this was a good read!!

something about branzy saying "and i feel bad" was extra sad to me because so far in the fic all he's done is talk about his feelings dramatically or deflecting them with humour Or simply ignoring them. so the simple admittance that can literally only be said in the pits of his mind. sad😔

[queer-overwatch]

okay hi I hope I'm not sending too many asks even tho this is only my second one LMAOO, I figured you would get a lot of venture requests so i was like "why not send an ask for someone else?" so here I am!! can I mayhaps request Sombra with a reader(she/her) who is very open about themselves? like maybe they tend to overshare or talk a lot about themselves,, again, any format is fine w/me! have a beautiful day!! (my name is Eden btw, so feel free to call me that <33)

Sombra with an open!reader!

You are 100% right almost all of our requests have been for venture lmao (dw tho we enjoy it <3) also NEVER FEEL GUILTY FOR SENDING MULTIPLE ASKS, please send as many as you want, we love them <3 decided to do headcanons for this one, hope thats okay! -Frisk

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When you first meet she so takes advantage of the fact that you're so open

Records basically every conversation she has with you, just in case she ever needs blackmail

Once you start getting closer, she starts actually paying attention to the stuff you say, just for fun, totally not because she wants to actually know you She can't help but think of you whenever she finds something you said you liked.

One time on a mission she found a mug with a funny quote she thought you'd like and took it, didn't actually give it to you though, just took it

She would rather die than admit it, but if you're ever on a mission with her she'll try to keep you from talking too much

She doesn't want the enemy to have too much info on you, that's her blackmail not theirs >:C

If/When you actually start dating, she really takes into account the things she'd heard you say

Listens to her own recordings on loop whenever its a holiday or anniversary so she can find the perfect gift

She'll finally let you know she's been recording your conversations, she doesn't feel guilty she just wants you to know

No point in hiding it anymore

She also gets more openly protective

Like she'll yoink you out of conversations with someone who she doesn't think should know the stuff you so openly talk about

She isn't really used to people being so open, she's used to having to find info on people herself, so it's a change of pace for her. She doesn't mind too much but she'll still instinctively try and dig into your life and find stuff you've already told her about

TLDR; She listens to what you say, kinda, but you talk a lot and there is a time and place to be doing so, and she's gonna make sure you only reveal sensitive information when she's around to make sure whoever you're talking to can be trusted <3

[the-kr8tor]

Tw death, nightmares!!

I just wanna overshare, idk.

Have you ever had a nightmare so real that when you wake up you still feel it? I've had several, and I seem to die in those nightmares every time. Like, it's so real that I still feel how I died all over my body. I'm not gonna go into heavy detail but, like, there was the dreams where I was incinerate, struck by lightning, choked to death, suffocating etc. And I could feel it all.

My subconscious hates me, apparently. Like, let me have a normal nightmare for once💀🤚 (or none at all)

Sorry for ranting. How have you been, Katy? Have you been taking care of yourself?

Ngl I actually love hearing about other people's dreams! I find it fascinating because mine are batshit insane lmaoo (will never tell anyone some of it lest I get sent to the padded room)

Hmm I get those dreams when I'm especially anxious during the day maybe it's the same for you? What I find that helps is to watch something funny or nice before bed, it lessens the chance of me having a death dream. I'm so sorry that you're having nightmares, bestie! I hope you don't get them anymore ❤️ I'm good! I'm supposed to be sleeping bc busy busy busy but I'm not HAHHAHAHA (I will regret it later) how are you ml? ❤️

[cowboymantis]

Okay there's this one ""stereotype""?? I've noticed I've always had myself and it's kinda funny tho, but also it's kind of interesting thinking about it???

It's kinda hard putting my thoughts into actual words so bear with me here kfhdjd

So basically yknow when people are joking about how [sexuality] often has a completely different "taste" in [gender they're not attracted to]

I already felt this back when I was in my lesbian stage of the pipeline from pansexual to aroace ( How is this such a common thing???? Why are we all so oblivious?????) and I'd often had male characters/actors, etc, that I'd call adorable and be like :3 look at him!!! And then I'd had people just be like bruh... why...

And I still have this a lot, where I love to look at someone in the aesthetic way and just think they're very pretty or cute and then I'd often see people call them looking weird or ugly. Does anyone else have that?? Maybe it's also because in my head I just don't categorize people into ugliness, I think it's weird calling people ugly, either you like how someone looks or you don't, they can't exactly do anything against it?

And to come back to the "stereotype"/joke about people with weird tastes, I think it also comes back to appreciating someone's appearance in a different way other than being attracted to them. It's just natural that most of the time the people are getting thirsted over are more "conventionally attractive", because even if it's subconsciously, people will often look at them in a sexual or romantic way.

And I've always found this weird, especially when seeing people thirst over characters or idols, etc, I always get disgusted- not in a judging way, I just don't wanna see that stuff goodbyee 🛌 I have so many blocked or muted just because thirst posts keep showing up on my for you pages bc the general fandom likes it. So if you're blocked by me on any site, it's probably nothing personal... Tumblr sadly doesn't have a proper efficient way to mute that, so I just always have to block and feel lowkey bad 🥲

So yeah, what I'm thinking is you can appreciate someone's beauty more freely when you don't see them mainly in a sexual way. Obviously, this isn't a FACT, just an observation from different reactions. Like when someone gets called ugly and it's immediately being made about something sexual or romantic, like "you're never gonna get a girl looking like that!" "I wouldn't wanna sleep with someone ugly like you!!", it just feels so weird to me... Obviously, it probably does to most decent people, but I hope you get what I'm trying to say here kdjdjdhd

On another note, maybe it's just a personal me thing, but sometimes I'll have a ship only to find out... no one else ships it?? Or barely anyone.

Now, I really hate romance and avoid it like the plague, but every now and then, I'd have two characters I'd ship a bit and think they're kinda cute together! (Although I'd probably not want any of those to actually be canon bc I can't stand watching cheesy scenes lmaoo)

But when I get into the fandom and see the general ships and everything, I'd often just notice no one seems to think the same???

It's just no matter what I like, it seems it's completely different from the vast majority 🥲 Maybe I just have weird taste man 😭

[i-cant-sing]

Lmaoo the convos between me (poor) and the dental assistants (also poor) are too funny.

Me saying hi cheerfully to the dental assistant: good morning!🥰

Him, who never talks to anyone nicely: oh good morning, Dr Snow (he ain't remember anyone else by name)! How are you on this fine day? Is everything alright? Are any of the (Karen type) patients bothering you? Do you need me to handle them?🥰🥰🥰

Me: no, thank you🥰

Him: you're welcome, Dr snow!

My supervisor: wtf

Me, greets supervisor: hello!

Supervisor: get to work. Call me only if the patient is on the verge of death.

Me, nods: thank you!

Dental assistant: supervisor is so nice! He's an amazing doctor!

Me: yes, he is.

Him: he makes a lot of money at his private clinic *proceeds to tell me the amount*

Me: o-oh wow. So where is that clinic?

Him: it's uptown! Oh and where do you live, Dr snow?

Me: *gives a vague idea of my address and it ends up being real close to the supervisor's clinic in uptown*

Him:

Me:

Him: so... is your father a business man/doctor/any job that would basically mean that dad is a millionaire.

Me: no, dude. I'm like poor😅

Him: oh stop it! No, you're not!🥰

Me: no, but i am fr.

Him:

Me:

Him: you don't look like it.

Me, standing in front of him with a hunched back after I worked all day on the patients, mascara smearing and sweat on my forehead: ya sure?

Basically, he thinks that as soon as I graduate medschool, I'm gonna use "daddy's money" to open up my own private clinic and hire him as my dental assistant. That's why he's so nice to me.

Me? I'm only nice to him and the other clinic staff because I want them to help me find a job at someone's clinic, maybe as a referral and hopefully, when I do open up my clinic with my own money, I can hire them on a discounted rate😭😭😭

[johnslittlespoon]

HI I'M ALIVE i swear this is a pattern at this point, i post a new fic/chapter and disappear for a phat day (or two) lmaoo i literally get The Fear and i have to avoid notifs/comments for a bit <33

that being said, wept reading the comments on TAS, i'm so so thankful y'all are vibing with it because i was NERVOUS about posting my first ever modern au and i wanted to make sure it still felt true to the characters but everyone's been so unbelievably kind i'm so wahhahhhh :')) i appreciate the sweet words SO so much, it's so reassuring and so motivating <33

so motivating actually that i'm already halfway done ch2... whoops? litch rally buzzing with how excited i am to write, i don't think i've ever experienced this which sounds strange but like. okay hold i can already tell i'm gonna go on a tangent so let me cut myself off with a read more lmaoo

idk, does anyone else ever sometimes feel like even though obviously we all write fic for enjoyment because we do it for free, sometimes it feels like a chore? not in the sense that i feel obligated to write, but just that even though i feel passionately about what i want to write, it's just hard to get my brain into gear (adhd aside) even when i really want to. i'm just thinking out loudddd now but my concerta just kicked in so it's inevitable LOL word vomit and thought processing is apparently a necessary part of my writing process smh

writing yad(iym) has honestly been so helpful with this because one of the biggest things that i struggle with when writing is that i have a super vivid imagination and can picture exactly what i want to portray/convey, but sometimes i don't know how to get there, but with the dog coded fic i have the timeline of the actual show to follow, so it takes a lot of pressure off in that sense! it's sorta like filling in the gaps because i have something base level to work with.

but 99% of the time when writing, i don't have that, so i end up avoiding my docs often because i feel stuck in terms of progressing the storyline, and my writing process drags on so longgg. i'm finding too now that i'm writing my first (and second oops) actual long fic that oneshots are actually more difficult for me to finish for some reason despite most of mine being shorter than a singular chapter in my fics, which is funny because i was so terrified of commitment starting a chaptered fic but i've ended up being more consistent.

anyway point is, i adore writing yad(iym) and it's been the most fun experience i've had fic writing, but now that i've sorted out the world building aspects for tough and sweet, everything is just flowing and instead of having to sit myself down at my desk and kinda just force myself into the zone, i cannot drag myself out of my docs?? and i've never had that happen but i'm definitely trying to take advantage of it while it lasts and get as much written as possible!

i think it also helps that it's so lighthearted compared to the angst of yadiym (tho i've got some angst planned for tas too lol sry) so i don't have to think as much about the weight behind certain dialogue, or carefully plan out the progression of the relationship dynamic the way the time period/setting of yadiym requires. it's a nice breather from the constraints of the mota–verse (as much as it's still my favourite thing to read/write with these boys), but i also enjoy getting to sink back into that doc when i want something deeper than the little biker boys.

i'm still very much working away on yadiym tho to be clear!! i was scared to start tas before i finished it in case i hyperfixated on tas and my updates got slow on yadiym, but it's genuinely helped me find a balance because i'm always working on one if i'm not working on the other <3 i'm about half done ch6 too for yadiym (how many times can i type that in one post jfc), i'm just at an internal emotions heavy part which i Hate. writing lmaooo give me dialogue or smut and i can type away for hrs but introspection?? internal conflict? hell

ok that's all my fic related rambling thank uuuu/apologies if u sat thru all of that LOL lmk if your writing process/mindset is similar or not bc i'm always curious about how other people's brains work with this stuff!! also how does one get over feeling obnoxious about rambling on their own acc like. this is my acc. i could post 100 times a day if i wanted. i need to Relax good god

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

Did you find out about the massive drama that aeons fans vs clons fans had on Twitter? It turns out that a cool fan from Brazil posted that Claire's Way noticed her drawing and said that "this is the real couple…Claire wouldn't date him lol" It's funny how those same fans said that their ship was canon because of Claire's VA and now they change their mind xd Whatever it is, I thought it was fake at first but that same Aeon fan showed the screen video and yes it is real and there are still people saying that it was edited lmaoo. And others complained to her that she should not have published this and should keep it to herself . And the Aeon fan only put him in a good mood, it's not her fault that the other ships already started doing a ship wars, it was never her intention to do something bad. In addition, the aeon fan is also a multishipper and also fan the cle*on.

Whatever it is, I hope they don't harass Claire's VA, not even another VA if they say something about a ship after all it is an opinion.

yeah and i did delete a few other asks i got already bringing this up and i didn't wanna respond to all of them so i will to this one because it's explained a bit more

im gonna be honest

IDGAF about this

i don't care what she said

i don't care if "the image was faked"

i don't care if "the video was faked"

ships wars are going to unfortunately exist. i think they're dumb, but fandom spaces are going to still exist so ship wars are going to happen

regardless - i highly doubt claire's va will be harassed, and if they do, i'm sure someone will make a big deal about it because she's a white woman.

[oh-no-another-idea]

Another Get to Know Me

Tagged ages ago by the brilliant @sleepy-night-child and the terrific @splashinkling -- thanks, guys!

a band you don't like that many others do: ...I don't listen to much modern music that you'd find on a radio, so one of those bands? Heavy metal isn't my thing, so perhaps a heavy metal band on the radio. least favorite animal and why: LEAST favorite! I've never been asked that before! I think I'll go with mosquitoes (insects I know, but really, the devil's own)

do you wear any jewelry, if so, what's your favorite piece: I wear assorted embroidery floss friendship bracelets depending on my mood, but my favorite would have to go to my necklace, which is just a simple chain holding a Magen David and a ring my family gifted me as a sweet inside joke :) a movie others liked but you didn't: Golly. ...Okay, I've never gotten the Princess Bride hype, and I know I may be speaking blasphemy to some people, but when my mom showed it to me I was kinda meh about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry! three things you love about yourself: My leadership skills, my sense of humor, and my writing abilities! a place you hope to visit in the future and why: I would love to see Budapest--everything I've read about it/seen in films looks like such a beautiful place. Also would love to go back to Australia sometime! an actor that gets on your nerves and why: What a funny question :) That guy from the heist movie with Steve Martin kinda creeps me out I suppose, but there's no real reason other than my own random instincts. Michael Caine! I don't know why but something about him is just ERUGH to me 😤😂 things you're excited about in the near future: My dance friends in the area are restarting their free fall dance classes, and I'm really looking forward to the lovely mix of structure/laid back-ness I know they're going to bring! Super glad for the opportunity to stretch my body and hang with friends! least favorite ship in a fandom you're in: Gonna go with Marvel here since the other fandoms I'm in don't have the same kind of shipping strife...do NOT like Stony (Steve Rogers/Tony Stark). To everyone who does like that, good for you and do your own thing, but since I have read any of their comics I do not see it. And I can't ship Steve with anyone other than Bucky, it's both my greatest gift and worst curse, lmaoo 😭 what's the most toxic fandom you've been in: I don't know! I stay on the outskirts usually. There are some crazy people wherever you go, that's for sure. But it's also probably Marvel due to sheer size. list three things you find beautiful about life: Laughing with my sisters, cooking and eating good food, and standing somewhere outdoors and feeling the wind roar any dreams for the future: Honing my stories and sharing them with people who both appreciate and enjoy them! Also making more friends and being brave enough to push myself to find the right life for me. how are you feeling today? Packing up to leave the beach as my family vacation wraps up...enjoying my short haircut and gearing up to dive back into work and everyday life, and very ready for fall to arrive...I am feeling tired and hopeful and glad to be alive. :)

OPEN TAG! Come play <3

[memberment]

gooooooodmorning everyone

I am ready to fight everyone today.

THAT BEING SAID.

I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

I have come to the conclusion that outside of everything I'm posting I'm going on a fake hiatus while I restructure a bunch of shit and take some time to be a human.

So besides like everything that's already been committed to the weekly post racket is going to be every other week for a little bit.

I will not be shutting up here though someone would literally have to pay me to shut up on this platform.

(5:03) I'm so fuggin tired from work hell today guys I hate it here LMAOO

(8:37) good morning everyone I'm alive again. (I actually took a nap?? Like it worked???? I dunno I'm not gonna question it I'm just gonna be happy and press on finalizing genesis.)

We're still at 114.7k but the yap fic is GROWING.

Like, the amount of thought I put into this random rare pair magical girl au that all of seven people are gonna read is genuinely funny to me. BUT AT LEAST ALL SEVEN PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE THAT BECAUSE SO FAR I ATE‼️

Yeah, guys. I'm never gonna be able to write anything like that again.

LIKE I'M NOT QUITTING YET.

But nothing like that will ever come from me again.

Kinda like the way nothing like Dandelion will ever come from me again.

(Oh my fucking god now I'm upset over Dandelion I JUST GOT HERE)

(9:44) I just wrapped up on 23 and I'm losing my shit. 14 more to go and THEN WHAT. I DO MY HOMEWORK????

Holy shit the thought of functionally going on hiatus fr is actually scaring me guys. (I genuinely need to do this for my wellbeing and the quality of my fics BUT I DON'T WANT TO LMFAOOOOO)

(10:21) okay, I'm sorry, but I find my yap fic to be really funny in the sense that like, okay, yes I am talking about my process. There are some things that would be overlooked and having it shoved in your face and actually acknowledging those things honestly makes the story so much more fun and overall way more enjoyable imo. But every now and then there will just be a comment thrown in like "in case you need something to be upset about."

LIKE WHY AM I LIKE THIS???

(12:14) Next genesis chapter is up I'm just tryna finalize this entire fic but I'm terrified bc I just hit chap 25 and all I wanna do is read this one fic I have 2 chapters saved of but I NEED TO FINISH THIS!!! I CANNOT PUT THIS OFF BECAUSE BEFORE I KNOW IT I WILL LITERALLY BE POSTING THE NEXT CHAPTER AND REALIZE I'M MISSING LIKE 1K WORDS LMAOOO

(3:59) I wasted so much time just being a bozo. 27's done through. I'm at 115.3k now!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!

(6:57) 31 is pretty much done I am at 116k and I am DEAD.

This is getting properly wrapped up tm after my lab work I will be reading my fav until I pass out GOOD NIGHT!!!<3