#i'm mostly being an edwin trash there but cmon it's a beautiful ship

[kalosstarters]

Oh? Hmm let's go with *drums* Royai! :D ok do Edwin too.

Sorry for taking so long with this! I wanted to give you proper answers but apparently even now that I’m on a break I don’t have enough time to write, so this might be a bit rushed after all… Edit: I answered only Royai this time, EdWin deserves good answers, so tomorrow, hopefully! Also, the language I use is not the purest since we are talking about Royai here (who are totally doing it)

001. . . . kills the spider

Riza xD I mean have you seen her? The woman almost shoots her own dog, she’d have absolutely no problems with killing a spider. Roy considers himself being above killing bugs, he just yells at Riza when the spider needs to be killed

002. . . . proposed

Now that I started thinking about this, I could very well see them just casually doing some paper work when Riza just suddenly asks, in a calm tone, ‘General, are you ever gonna propose to me?“ and Roy’s like “huh, propose what?” but when he registers what she said he’s all in and goes “how about now?” So basically Riza initiates it :P

003. . . . kissed the other first

Rooyy? It could… maybe happen after he burns Riza’s back, she’s in pain and he wants to distract her so she has something else to think about for a moment.

004. . . . initiates things

Hmm could be both, but maybe Riza still has to initiate more things? Maybe Roy is too worried about what the military might thing?

005. . . . would leave the other

“I’ll follow you to Hell” does that really sound like either of them is gonna leave the other? Nuuuhhuh. They just wouldn’t.

006. . . . is more jealous

Roy! I mean Riza is beautiful, smart, badass, everything he wants from a woman, and there would be a lot of people who’d also like to date her. Sometimes (before they become ‘official’, which I hope they eventually will do no matter what Arakawa says) Riza might go to casual dates with random guys and after those events Roy would always try to impress her and show her his best behavior so she sees what she’s missing.

007. . . . is lazierAHH I love it when we have canon answers! ROY. He almost literally wouldn’t be able to do a thing if Riza wasn’t supervising :’)

008. . . . sends weird texts at 3 AM

Oh that would be Roy. What else can you expect from a man who has made a rap for his answering machine (ok fine that’s koma theater but it’s canoonnnnn ok?) *snap snap, spark spark, it’s time to light up the diggy diggy dark* A bit more seriously speaking, when he gets drunk his nightly messages to Riza are probably a bit more revealing/intimate than those he normally sends.

009. . . . is more experienced

They say it’s Roy, but actually he’s a virgin waiting for Riza… OK maybe not, but I still think that Roy is all talk and no action, he hasn’t been with /that/ many women. IDK, Riza is probably more interested in other things than getting laid (at least that’s the way I see her character) so she probably isn’t super experienced either.

010. . . . said i love you first

Hmmmm this is a difficult one. I cannot decide. Riiiza? But again it happens very casually, almost like in passing, while they are doing something not so important, and Roy barely registers it, but when he does, he squeezes her hand behind the table and she knows he feels the same way.

Heh this was fun, thanks!