#i'm legally obligated to tag anything with Claude as

[vampire-lord-garfield]

Today I bring you my favorite lavender marriage couple (they are both gay, your honor). Tomorrow? Who knows…

They do that to Seb regularly btw… Headcanon rambling about these two are under the cut.

I'll never get tired of clarifying this: They are not romantically together. In my stupid au they are platonically married and toxicly co-dependent. But have absolutely no interest in each other in a romantic or sexual way. I'm playing with the idea of them being absolute freaks by demon standards. They legitimately participate in activities that normal demons believe are “beneath them” (not even talking about their weird “pseudo-nuclear-family” situation. Most demons are just loners — like Sebastian). Like casual sex with humans, sleeping, eating human food (purely for taste and no sustenance) and even smoking and drinking (they have to actually improvise with those. Like adding poison in order for it to have any effect on them).

Demons can sleep, but rarely do so — cause they are vulnerable in that state. And in hell, vulnerability means curtain death. Those two figured out that as long as at least someone is alert and stands on guard, they can enjoy some sleep. Mostly they take turns, but VERY rarely, both will sleep and leave triplets in charge. Don't come after me for Hannah's clothes. If Sebastian is allowed to have mobile phone and Ciel can watch TV — Hannah is allowed to have comfortable non-historical accurate clothes. Claude is messy — cause he is a butler aesthetic tryhard only when Sebastian is around. Or humans.

When it's just Hannah, he honestly doesn't care that much (at least in this art. This headcanon is not set in stone for me).