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every jax theory i have as of now
Jax is gonna try to drown himself in the digital lake or already has tried and when this gets shown we'll see what his avatar looks like when he can't breath The way Goose threw in lil hints abt Kinger what with him wanting to be in his dark pillow fort and his interest in an insect collection, makes me think certain lines that sorta seemed like throwaway jokes will wrap back around to basically being easter eggs upon rewatch.
The reason why I theorize he either will try to drown himself or has already tried before is because he refuses to show anyone what it looks like when he can't breath and [thanks to my friend Leftsei for pointing this out] he instinctively avoids the water in episode 4.
also Goose has said before that he didn't react well to first arriving in the circus and i like to believe he tried to leave by dying before he realized that doesn't work. And this may be really far-fetched and fucked but i also think Goose's sketch of Jax throwing up is actually him coughing up water
Pomni will try to reach out to Jax but he'll reject her and say she's being cringe, pushing away the only circus member still willing to give him the benefit of doubt.
Jax finds out that Caine's stability is what holds the circus together and will selfishly try to break him so it can all finally end. This isn't one i'm super tied to bc it feels a bit dramatic and I don't have any evidence in the show or outside of it, but i think to some extent Jax will try to end it for everyone else once his bitterness and self-inflicted loneliness REALLY kicks in.
aaaaand finally
Jax will be the only current circus member to abstract [womp womp]
This is just based on vibes and what would be the most interesting to watch build up to. The aftermath of him abstracting would also be fun to see imo, i like angst and stories that explore the intersection of grief and confusion that can come about from losing someone who treated you poorly. I love Jax and if what I think'll happen does end up happening, I'll be so damn happy bruh. Even if the actual show ends up being different, I can't wait to see him get worse! ^^
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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]
#griddlehark#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#gtn#when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!!#i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so#figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips#anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3#in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month#stay at your own risk#i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with#the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here
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To add to this, I feel as though we as illustrators and animators are getting our wires crossed here with the amount of fan animatics lately featuring AI covers/ai versions of scenes too. We can't be like 'oh ai illustrations are theft and cringe' then turn and go 'wow this voice model sounds so accurate! i love this ^^'. The only real suggestion i'd have is trying to reach out to voice actors/cover artists, collaborate, and make original art that can be enjoyed by more than just the artists whose medium's aren't being devaluedthreatened by the end product. Yes the models sound dubiously accurate, yes you probably can't get a buncha broadway actors or official actors to cover a song in character [even if they themselves wanted to they likely don't have their clients' blessings] BUT there are communities full of hobbyists and voice actors that are willing to sing and act while doing an impression of any Hazbin character you want or practically any fictional character. The Voice Acting Club discord is a wonderful resource for learning about how to become a voice actor, sure, but it's also a suuuuuuper useful place to reach out to and begin working with voice actors, vocalists, and audio mixers from the professional to hobbyists and those just starting out. In the server there is a channel dedicated to posting casting calls for voice actors in UNPAID projects! That's right, collaborating with voice actors/impressionists doesn't automatically require any money!! I can guarantee, the novelty of hearing an ai voice parrot the same exact notes/delivery/inflection as the source audio is going to diminish as time goes by. Even if that technological hiccup is overcome, the experience of collaboration/community among artists is priceless. And tbh it's not really worth ignoring VA's discomfort and or anxieties surrounding the tech/the industry just to hear BlakeRoman_AngelDust.exe glitchily sing Stayed Gone or It's Over Isn't It.
Has anybody else noticed the insane amount of A.I covers in the Hazbin / Helluva fandom
Like idk if it's just my YouTube algorithm but as somebody who has a YouTube account just for binging hyperfixations and this is the first one that's flooded my feed with this garbage. Idk if it's coincidence, due to me getting into HH while A.I content is on the rise but it's very noticeable to me. I hit that "don't recommend channel" on every one I see and there's always more
Can y'all maybe idk cut that shit out
This is such a creative universe, FULL of great music and talented musicians, how can y'all resist the pull to actually get in there and make something with your own touch and your own talent? A.I. is crippling you!
#hazbin#hazbin hotel#ai art#ai song cover#ai voice#angel dust#voice actors#indie#fan animatic#VAC#i'm just here for the free food.#hellaverse#helluva boss
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i don't understand the need for garbage disposals when trash cans exist but the allure of feeding a sink beast my leftovers is tempting
#and yes I know I'm American#but I've never had one or knew anyone else who had one#so I'd never seen or used one irl until I stayed with my girlfriend#she saw me scraping my leftover food into her trash can like a fucking moron#and instead of breaking up with me she just held my free hand like 'babe no come here.. i got you'#then proceeded to flip a switch that made her kitchen sink turn into an undiscovered level of Dante's hell
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Ooc; totally not related to Genshin but @tosxah smuggled me into a work event, I'm not even part of the department usbskd.
She won an award, walked up on stage and said "that was a mistake", took the award, gave back the mic, sat down and broke a glass while doing so.
She wins, and she destroys. I was trying hard not to snort.
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"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"
We are never making it out of the patriarchy.
#every time i open instagram i see videos promoting botox for the moment you turn 20 and face lifts and plastic surgery#and skincare regimens that are not care at all but just fifty products to torture your skin (and spend money!!)#the ties between the patriarchy and capitalism that support one another are terrifying.#but not even that . i feel like i'm going insane#how did we in this day and age normalise so much of this shit#what happened to feminism... why am i seeing a man who works as a plastic surgeon#talking about ''when a client walks in and i know EXACTLY what she needs to change so i am able to get her to#sign up for four more procedures asides from the one she came here for ^_^'' i'm going to kill you.#beat you with rocks. do you guys know botox is a bacteria? do you guys know about botulism?#you throw away a can of food because it's slightly dented so you don't die from botulism#but you inject it straight into your forehead because someone told you signs you#lived a long life full of expressing your emotions guilt-free was what made you ugly#the way i see influencers who will call themselves feminists talk about those wrinkle-free straws... don't sleep on your side#don't breathe wrong don't crease your eyebrows don't smile don't cry don't drink from straws#you're all fucking insane. and wrinkles are caused by your skin losing elasticity. you will STILL have wrinkles#if you live long enough that is (<- can you see why it's a blessing?)
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This isn't a yap blog anymore give me a prompt and I will draw you shitty art (shitty)
#reqs open#artists on tumblr#art#just trying something#help a brother out#commission#except it's free#is it amoral to put popular tags to get this seen? not if they're also things I'd be into drawing :D#the umbrella academy#celebrities#mitski#hozier#god I'm just trying to think of everything#lol#diy#food#landscape#tiktok#why is hozier here#guys he's just levitating nearer and nearer#he's like soaked in bog water#a fish just fell out of his pants#he's still coming clos- oh no#he stopped to help the frog#“is it ok?”#ok it's alright chat#the frog is alright chat#FUCK HE'S INSI
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so dark it's hard to take pics :(
#cw food talk (?)#unless if i just. stand still#BUT IM MULTITASKING OUT HERE#walking and taking pics and looking for houses that might have candy#bags like 1/3 of the way full rn#BUT IM NOT STOPPING#love free anything#my nose is cold#but i'm still going#not stopping until i stop by most of the houses or my bags full#or it gets too late#9:30 pm rn#will see how much u get laterre
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I absolutely loved your headcanon for zhongli! If possible can you make one for Alhaitham?
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First off, I'm just going to put this trailer here because I actually think this is a good primer on Alhaitham in general and I just think it's really cool. It shows a lot more casual side of all the characters there.
I will preface this in that, I'm behind and only just finished the Nahida Archon quest and this is before I've played his solo quest, so somethings could change or be outdated. I'm just going off of the information that I have.
In a lot of ways, Alhaitham has a lot more potential in the burp category. He's incredibly intelligent, short tempered, and full of sass. Others may think he has a lack of emotion but I don't think that's the case really. He's blunt and straightforward and would rather be left alone or relax so he can read or think. I laugh that his least favorite food is soup because it's hard to eat it and read at the same time.
But Alhaitham is sarcastic often or at the very least sardonic and can even be petty when it comes to his roommate Kaveh or others. He's often the smartest person in the room and while he may not look like he's having fun, he definitely enjoys some jokes or a plan going well. Even if he doesn't always express it. He's mostly a no nonsense, cut to the chase kind of guy.
So how does all of this affect burps? Well in a lot of ways. First off, despite having a background in linguistics, he is well read in all manners of science and more. Not only that, but Alhaitham is a thinker, easily able to access the situation and take the appropriate course of action. Not only would Alhaitham know a lot about the digestive system, but he would know about anatomy, acoustics, and construction. So if there was an occasion where he needed or wanted to burp, he would have wonderful control.
Alhaitham would be able to make them sound however he wanted to, be it to suppress them if he was in the appropriate setting or to suddenly surprise everyone with one that would echo through the halls of the Akademiya. If he knew you were into burps, then heaven help you because he would show he's the best belcher around and tease you relentlessly. Or if someone else was burping, then whoops, he'd let one fly louder than that. All eyes would turn to him and he'd just respond with "Is there a problem?" Seeing his abs and his knowledge, I expect that he'd be able to burp on command and even be able to control his gas well enough that he could say whole phrases as a burp if he saw fit.
But Alhaitham can be an absolute brat when he wants to be. He definitely doesn't like to be told no or above playing tricks on others. If he's told he needs to have manners and thought the request was rude, you better believe your night is going to be full of burps that are rude and crass and interrupt your dinner. Or burping and blaming it on someone else, especially with his control might make it seem like someone else did it. You can also better believe if Kaveh complained about his belches, he's letting it loose all damn day to spite him. For fun. He's definitely one to pull a belch that would wake the dead in their house (potentially doing it by sneaking up behind Kaveh and letting it rip) with Kaveh scolding him like "The NERVE. Where are your manners!? How would you feel if I told everyone that the Scribe of Sumeru was so crass and vulgar as to burp so monstrously as to knock photos off the wall?" Then Alhaitham would come up close, burp in his face and say "Nobody would ever believe you," before leaving with Kaveh getting huffy.
Believe it or not, I think because of his voracious reading that Alhaitham has quite a bit of knowledge when it comes to lewd acts and knows how to wield things as emotional weapons. Kama Sutra the scholarly book lol. So he would definitely know how to flirt and entice someone with belches or know when to let one rip after a big meal and patting his stretched abs. He'd know at least on paper about kinks and would appropriately know how to make someone melt, even if it's just for his own amusement (with probably full denial afterward when confronted). Alhaitham is also not a bad actor or above roleplay when required when he wants to.
The other thing to mention that we see from the trailer is that he's not afraid to drink either. I think Alhaitham doesn't like to party much, preferring smaller gatherings, and doesn't let his guard down. But when it's something full of friends, then I think he's liable to eat too much and get drunk. He probably doesn't get drunk often, but when he does, all of what I've said goes out the window. I think he's mostly a sleepy drunk, falling asleep when he feels comfortable. Stuffed with food and drink, he might fall asleep right at the table or in his chair. I do think in this case, he's more likely to have a severe case of the hiccups, but mostly he'll let out small burps, not knowing what he's doing or rubbing his belly and trying to get them out. he may remember he's in good company and try to cover his mouth to suppress the gas, which only makes them reverberate in his chest and sound even deeper. It's possible he may do even more irresponsible things in this rare state like participate more in a burping contest with less inhibitions and control but it's hard to say.
The big difference is his bigger burps are low and airy, usually deep and loud with a lot of force but dry unless he wanted to be wet or after a meal. His drunken state or overly stuffed state is when he has small short burps that are higher pitched but wet and from true intestinal distress. But you better have some evidence of this happening because Alhaitham will deny that he was ever in a kind of state, and potentially use his connections to make sure any evidence you have are promptly destroyed.
#burp canon#burp kink#Alhaitham#al haitham#Genshin Impact#mostly belly kink free#I'm probably missing a lot of potential scenarios here#However I fully expect for him to be in the Akademiya and let loose a huge belch that then echoes through the halls#that makes everyone stop and wonder if there's some kind of beast let loose in their halls#Nope just Alhaitham burping after drinking a whole bottle of wine while reading a book#letting it rip for fun#and everyone's profit#Honestly he'd probably be the type that would eat a whole table of snack food on his own while reading his book#and then suddenly there's no more food and has a belly#and realizes he has to burp badly#Would he test out his burps and practice to see decibel levels and duration and echo?#absolutely#There's a paper for the Akademiya right there
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Lil rant abt Caine
Caine is just a lil guy, despite it all. From a design standpoint I thought I was gonna absolutely fucking hate looking at him because those chattering teeth toys make my skin crawl- but the art direction really helps make him look more appealing and whimsical than a disembodied pair of talking dentures sounds on paper.
The thing with Caine is I didn't initially like him that much after the pilot. While his interactions with Bubble were quite funny, that one episode left me feeling like he'd just end up being kinda one note or at the very least one note in a way that'd get on my nerves. Then everything changed when Pomni Wake Up Time to Go On an Adventure! attacked
The comedic timing throughout that announcement video was so fucking funny and thanks to his line deliveries and animation/model [?] upgrades- CAINE LOOKED AND SOUNDED SO ADORABLE!!
Legit it wasn't until this came out that I realized I actually could be on board with Caine as a character and it's been uphill from there. Episode 2 was better than the pilot not only comedically and visually but also in terms of showcasing just how actually unsettling Caine can be as an antagonist. Not because he's vengeful or malicious, but because he's so oblivious to how people work. His mind's always buzzing with terrible ideas and he's so so eager about these adventures, but at the end of the day he really really doesn't get the circus crew. Try as he might to include them, keep them engaged [ZOOBLE WAIT!], or even give them what they want [Exit doors] he doesn't realize how traumatic and distressing their current situation can be. The very nature of being trapped in a digital world is bad enough but it's especially rough here bc not only does its god have limited capabilities, you also are very well acquainted with him, and he can't fully understand your pain nor can he truly save you from it. He won't mourn your abstraction. He will not attend your funeral. He will not understand the distress of your arrival, nor the weight of your departure.
This isn't just sad from the pov of the circus gang, it's also very sad for Caine- not because i think he'll ever feel sad about it himself necessarily, but instead because the situation is sad. New members appear over and over, you craft adventures and games and distractions like [i'm assuming] they'd asked you to, but over and over, one by one, they abstract. They stop laughing at your jokes. They don't like you. They want you to leave them alone. It's confusing and maybe even inconvenient.
Where I'm hoping the series takes Caine is that this dissonance between Caine's intentions and the distress of the circus gang gets worse and worse and worse until something's got to give. I'm hoping that maybe at some point a character will try to sit down and talk with him and for it to either sorta get through to him but completely backfire in some form because he misinterprets what the others want from him OR i'd also be down for him to listen, but not understand any of it and proceed as tho nothing happened. I don't want Caine to come around really, it'd be interesting to see how Goose would go about having him come around to being a better host that empathizes more with humans, but personally I do prefer him to keep on keepin' on being this oblivious and eager antagonist.
My favorite Caine lines/line deliveries so far:
"You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen!…e-except for swearing."
"And here we have THE GROUNDS! Drown yourself in the digital lake, or engage in ridery at the digital carnival!"
"What do you think of XDDCC? You're right, terrible, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN!"
"Kaufmo abstracted? Why didn't anybody tell me?"
"Bubble you can't say that"
"-ZOOBLE WAIT!"
"Why are you all just standing there?! The- The Canyon- C-Candy Canyon Kingdom needs you now!" [according to his VA, this was an actual line flub but hoo boy am i glad they use it bc it's hilarious]
"I know you guys love your NPCs, but if I start losing track of who's a human and who's an NPC, who knows...what. could. happen..."
That last line there specifically surprised me the most because up until he said that I was under the impression Caine was linked to every single NPC. I even thought he could see through their eyes if he so chose thanks to his "hundreds of all seeing eyes" line in the pilot. Him saying this here implies lots of things. Has Caine forgotten before? Is someone in the circus secretly an NPC ooooooooh~
"Who knows what could happen..."
Honestly, when Caine first said this I did immediately theorize Jax as being an NPC but now that it's been *checks calendar* three months since I watched episode 2, I don't think this is the case anymore. Jax being an NPC would be...something. Jax not knowing he's an NPC would be interesting [i like it when ppl's realities get shattered], but honestly I think this line was a way to telegraph to the audience that no Caine isn't actually all knowing. He didn't know Gummigoo was coming through that portal until he saw him with his own two eyes. My theory is that Caine is only able to teleport, create, censor, transform, and destroy the world around him, but isn't able to see all of it at once unless he tries to. I think Caine's default state is one where he only knows what he sees directly in front of him/what he himself has left waiting for someone else. And rather than implying someone in the gang is an NPC, I think that line in episode 2 was mainly implying Caine can be tricked, that it's possible to hide something from him, to surprise him even. Though I'm not opposed to an NPC we haven't met trying to join under the guise of being human, it'd potentially create some fun tension assuming the audience was given enough reason to care about them.
Jax is actually my favorite character in tadc, but i couldn't fill an entire post with things to say abt him. Caine seems to be- at least as of right now- the easiest of all the characters to try and wrap my head around. I'll probably have a lot more to say about Jax as he exists in canon as the episodes come out [EPISODE 6 MY BELOVED]
but uhhhh yeah, that's all the things i had to say abt Caine. Pls go watch/listen to the fansong Digital Land bye!
#tadc caine#tadc#i'm just here for the free food.#the amazing digital circus#digital circus#tadc theory#tadc thoughts
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Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles
#diseasy speaky#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#supernatural#because why do they consume all of my brain#i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that#too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs#double limed bitchen#fucking#...#sam and dean#dean and sam#i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode#seriously the parallels#god amd lucifer#cain and abel#whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches#im losing my mind chat#chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks#i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug#a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his#baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem#lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave
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forcing myself to think about torisai and mikochiyo so im not in a bad mood for the rest of the day 👎
#actually maybe i'll just#yumesai#theyre soooo best friends in my mind#like#one time kusuo overhears chiyo talking about baking some pastry he’s been wanting to try at a café but it’s kind of pricey#so he hasn’t tried it yet#but chiyo says something like “i might give some to my friends!!! like kokomi kaidou and saiki”#he’s like “Holy shit free food”#i just think kusuo’s really supportive of chiyo’s baking hobby#and i mean really supportive#(at the yumehara house) “Mommmm i'm home... and saiki's here. Yes mom the saiki i used to like CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS!!!”#baker (chiyo) and her taste-tester (kusuo)#rambling in the tags
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#my new job is like a damn dream btw#i'm not getting paid as much as my target was but it more than makes up for it in really good work culture#and tons of employee engagement/amenities that are just fucking Nice#not that i utilize most of this but: cafe with free food and drinks. 24/7 on-site gym access. very flexible work schedule.#frequent free food events#discounts on sport/concert tickets/ski resorts/etc#unlimited PTO. tuition reimbursement. volunteer support (can take time out of your work day to do volunteer work while still getting paid).#my manager's ethic is: don't care what hours you work as long as you're here at the morning meeting and get all your work done#basically as long as i communicate i can work 7-3 or 8-4 or 9-5 or whatever suits my personal schedule#and i am allowed to leave when my work is done. no sitting around twiddling my thumbs trying to look busy#if all i have left is data analysis i can leave early and do it from home if i want#i can set up my work so that i can work from home once or twice a month. something i never thought I'd be able to do as a bench scientist#its so amazing compared to anywhere else I've worked#i'm sure it's laughable compared to the super wealthy pharma companies but those are evil places so i'm happy with this#ALSO i get regular raises and a merit bonus every year#just...wow what a great place to settle down for a few years
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monster food is already different to human food (does not pass through a monster's whole body, does not spoil, etc.)
but then there's also ghost food (like the ghost sandwich blooky offers you). so like I guess there's sub-categories of monster food for different monster types sometimes?
humans are capable of eating some monster foods (Frisk can use consumable items and Chara lived underground for a while so they had to be eating something). but no one other than incorporeal ghosts can eat ghost food (even if they were a ghost but they now have a body)
ghosts might be able to eat other types of monster food (didn't Napstablook have a flier for the spider bake sale? so maybe they can eat that)
just wondering if there are other types of monster food and what sort of properties they might have…
#also. monsters might be able to eat human food?#the mouth monster at grillby's wants to try human food at least#and we know they can eat physical matter because asgore accidentally ate buttercups. made him sick ofc but he was able to swallow and stuff-#-I guess so#might depend on the monster type though because I don't know how a ghost or a skeleton would digest human food#grrr grr grr I feel like shit today and felt like rambling sorry#don't feel like elaborating on any more thoughts or headcanons here because I'm foggy#but feel free to reblog and add stuff if you want I guess#or send an ask and maybe I'll get to it later#idk. also wonder if human food can be converted into monster food#and just how monster food works in general#hhhh I'm a mess okay BYE
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An underrepresented teacher emotion I think is suddenly being told the day of "hey we need you in a meeting this morning, don't worry we'll cover your classes" like no babygirl you won't
#my classes will be babysat at least#but there is no coverage without sub plans#and as discussed previously: there is no good way to do a sub plan#however. if there isn't even one at all. abdgfjfh haha noooo#anyway I'm in a meeting room now and OH THEY JUST BROUGHT FOOD IN#ok yeah sure I'm happy to be here now#my kids will survive a half hour more of free time I'm sure#it's Monday. they weren't going to do anything anyway
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man there is really no way out of poverty huh. like for real.
#no matter how much money i save up over years and years it literally won't ever be enough#i'm just never gonna get anything i want done like top surgery and i have to accept that. at the bare minimum it's gonna take over a decade#i have over 10 thousand dollars worth of dental work that needs to be done now#which would have been completely free if my parents just took me as a teen. free. but they didn't because they're abusive fuckwads#so now i gotta foot the bill. i'll never forgive them for a lot of things and that's one of the biggest things lol.#it's gonna cost several thousand dollars just to get me out of here back into a city too not even including finding a place and paying bond#everything i've saved up for literal years now is literally nothing compared to the bare minimum to potentially stop being fucking homeless#i've lost all the weight i gained from being able to feed myself bc i'm back with my parents with even less access to food than last time#so i'm just like... chronically malnourished and fainting all the time again. it really feels like the past few years were for nothing#i wish i had a bed. i haven't had a bed for well over a year now.#it's so fucking expensive to be homeless and for what. i was able to take a shower for the first time in two weeks today#taking a shower costs $30 for me. i'm so tired man.#delete later
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