#i'm in love with barnton because this person is a genius

[cathcacen]

The best descript of coffee I have ever read

>look coffee

The drink is served in a large mug of thick dark brown porcelain, with the inside walls being dyed in snow white. The mug itself would provide an interesting aesthetic sight if you could actually be bothered to look at it - which, of course, you cannot, because the real gem is what lies inside of it. It is filled right to the brim with that so familiar dark liquid that people call  coffee. The top is covered by a thin layer of thin light brown foam, save for several patches in it that reveal that this coffee means business. For the liquid beneath the foam is dark black in colour. Totally black. More black than the Lord Dahkoar himself. Which can mean only one thing. Inside is just pure, black, strong coffee. No milk or any such nonsense. What more can you want? A tea? That is right, but if you are one of these strange people who prefer coffee, you will be happy. Created at the Chef House by Barnton.

>smell coffee

Inhaling the smell of this drink has exactly the effect you expect - it pierces through your senses, tingling each of them in turn and bringing the promise of joy and refreshment. It is characteristically strong and bitter, almost exactly as the smell of roasted coffee beans, making you admiring the purity of the drink almost completely unspoiled by dairy nonsense. Indeed  if you are drinking coffee, drink coffee. Milk is for babies. There is probably gazillion of other words you can think of when smelling the drink - invigorating, smooth, rich. What more can you want? Tea. >taste coffee

After taking a sip of this coffee, you feel like you have been suddenly brought back to life. As if you have been dying, catching your last desperate breaths and all of a sudden a good priest came and healed you completely. And vitalised you. And gained you. So you are at your full strength, your mind is so clear that you can in a minute solve the problem of the meaning of life and your legs are so rested that you could run from Gahlen to Darmahk carrying the complete Jempek on your back. The drink itself tastes moderately bitter and quite strong, providing quite rich, highly energising but at the same time soothing taste. Diluting the otherwise very strong coffee with the hot water results in the taste that is elegant, complex and subtle. What more can you want? Tea.