#i'm gonna keep you alive while i feed you your own face 👹because I care 👹
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18catsreading · 1 year ago
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James: Cathilda the black, eh? Well then. She's still no captain. I hear she's nothing more than a maid
Cathilda: right you are James. That's right I'm a maid. And as such, I can tell you that I've got all the breadcrumbs ready, and all the spices and seasonings, and a nice lemon wedge for when I turn your fucking face into a plate of calamari. It's gonna taste delicious going down. And I'm gonna keep you alive to watch it. I'm gonna feed it to you cause it's not healthy just to be eating brains, James, and I care about your health and your wellbeing.
Gorgug: and I'm gonna kick your ass!
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