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i'm back on my "drawing men in dresses" bullshit again :3
#enstars#ensemble stars#keito hasumi#box's art#points for if you can guess the shitty blurry cover#i'm going to lay down now and die
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you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work
me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:
#text post#general hospital#nicholas alexander chavez#spencer cassadine#sorry i'm still not over my shock at this lol#i remember asking my mom MONTHS ago (she follows general hospital news online) 'hey wheres spencer i havent seen him in awhile?'#'oh his character died off. the actor is doing some netflix show where he plays a murderer'#and you have to understand. i dont consume anything to do w true crime. but to my 63-year-old mother. ryan murphy doesnt exist#so bc of just how self-contained the archaic institution of network soap operas are. i just. idk i didnt assume it was a big role#it didnt register to me that it was the sequel to the dahmer show. is what i am saying. and i never thought about it again#mommy made it sound like he might be coming back bc soap opera characters fake-die all the time#and so i put the thought out of my head until completely independently i was watching a video about monsters: menendez being flawed#and i was like. going absolutely insane w how familiar he looked i was like 'ok i know that man cant be too famous but i KNOW him'#'i know him from something and i know him WELL from something. like whatever hes from is iconic to me'#and then the video creator said his name and i was like THATS INSANE WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME??!?!??#it's a name i read in the credits but probably never thought in my head at all bc sorry he's just spencer to me#so i googled it and i was gobsmacked. i was like MOM DIDNT SAY he was gonna be in THIS SHIT!?!?!?#i also do lay my life down on the defense that the cinematography of a prestige netflix drama makes him less recognizable to me#who knew him best under cheap soap opera lighting in basic back and forth dialogue shots. like#i have to be honest i never cared for his looks on gh bc he just kinda looked like too perfect. like he looked like a mannequin#i see it now though i get it#i get why he's very fan editable to the true crime girlies i get it#not that it matters. im just in mourning bc it never occurred to me the spencer era was over. i actually liked his character#i cant tell u why bc he wasnt all that distinguishable from all the other basic dramatic character archetypes. idk it was a good performanc#i cant explain to u what makes a soap opera character distinct while still being completely generic (they all are)#i also liked his relationship w his girlfriend in the show it was cute. he was evil but they were sweet#nicky please come back. im begging u. as your only general hospital era fan who is your age#i dont wanna watch monsters menendez i reeeeeally dont
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Handsome man
And with glasses
#my art#digital art#oc#illustration#my oc#art#original character art#original character#this took SO LONG#for NO REASON#but alas#it is done#i ...see errors#but#if i keep tweaking it i will finish it next year#this was supposed to be a quick sketch#would u believe it?#is this like when writers say “I'll make a quick oneshot like 3k or something” and then it's like 40k 8chapters a prologue and an au or smth#anyways#now I'm free from this one#imma go die- i mean lay down now#artists on tumblr
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as you can see, keekki is a bit groggy but he was soo brave while getting an x-ray today
#he got a limp tail and i was so worried he's going to die or something but it was ''just'' his spondylosis#this bitch has a bad spine. dogshit kidneys. fiv. but he's still sparkling on!#aka he's not like in pain and his life is still good#but my poor guy got some milder than normal sedatives for the xray due to the prementioned dogshit kidneys#and i feel like i'm babysitting a drunk toddler#he was walking around getting into every crevice he could find#the pyramid in the 2nd pic? it's in a weird place bc he has never in his life even touched it before now#luckily keekki did calm down a bit and now he's sleeping on my lap#or well. not as much laying as half sitting half standing with his head and one (1) leg on my lap
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I'm back home, showered and in bed with my heating pad. I did not murder anyone at the event, which is good. We were lied to however, about what was required for us to bring, which I'm not surprised about. I don't want to have to repeat it all tomorrow, even if it's on a smaller scale. I'm tired.
But at least the ham tasted good and the crumble, while much less sweet than last time, was good and I didn't have to stay until super late. Small victories.
#vent post#look i like my in-laws but this year I'm just not feeling social#i sick of being judged because i need to sit in specific chairs and can't help with a lot of the cleanup#i get told in the same breath that a lot of my problems are probably because of my cats but then get asked if i want a new one#because someone has a problem cat they don't want to deal with anymore but they won't let it get adopted out#and also get told I'm probably pretty happy that mine are all starting to die off because i clearly have too many#no one told us there was going to be a gift exchange so we didn't bring anything#which is fine because we were planning to leave early anyway#I'm tired of dealing with people right now#I'm feeling very overwhelmed and at a breaking point#and i want to tell my partner that i don't want to spend my birthday helping my mother in law take down her tree#i don't want to have to cater to her on a day i already associated with bad things#i just want to lay in bed if I'm not allowed to go anywhere fun
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i love not knowing if i'll ever be healthy again i love all of the time i've used to move my body become nothing i love spending my adulthood wasting away year after year for various reasons baby!
#i know i'm being dramatic and privileged etc etc right now but i hate living like this#i probably had covid in the beginning of august and since then my heart and lungs have just been fucked#so now i'm probably looking at at least 2 years of long covid and maybe permanent neurological damage#could i be lucky and get better in few more months? maybe. do i believe that will happen? no. optimistically maybe next summer id be better#my symptoms are not that bad considering what i know other people have suffered but at the same time that makes it feel not real#otherwise i'm pretty much fine except i feel like fainting alot after standing up or excerting myself and anything beyond walking#spikes my hr to 160 and right now even laying down my hr is around 80. this comes with the associated shortness of breath etc#what fucks me up about this is that my normal hr is low with my rhr being under 50bpm and i'm physically active#so basically i've went from regular running and half marathons being no issue to not being able to jog 1km at the slowest pace possible#without spiking my hr to zone 4#so now with the recovery time of this being however long if properly ever i'll have to basically start all over again with everything#i biked to the grocery store yesterday and that took me out for the rest of the day because my heart rate just didn't go down afterwards#outwards i look fine and i wouldn't be as affected if sports and moving wasn't a part of my life and relationships but it is#i've read studies about recovery times and a lot of them don't feel applicable because the test groups are either very different from me#based on the baseline health info such as activity levels or they're elite atheletes which i am not#some have given me hope that keeping my hr under like 130 by doing activities like walking until maybe someday things get better works#but who knows and even if it does this will be yet another thing that takes the littlest bits of muscle tissue i have on me away once again#because besides deconditioning muscle loss is yet another symptom. so i will be even weaker than i am right now#i don't know how much of what i'm experiencing in terms of mental effects is from anxiety over my physical health and how much is brainfog#but we'll see i'll just have to start walking a lot every day and keep up with simple and slow strenght training so i'll want to die less#i don't think my family will ever properly understand because almost all of them are athletes and the one who isn't never does any excercis#so either i just look like i'm weak but i was always weak so it's not a big deal or my experience isn't really that important#this is so so so pathetic both my reaction and the issue but it's difficult to not feel this way especially with the uncertainty#shit talking
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Song of the Day: June 7
"STFU!" by Rina Sawayama
#song of the day#calling this one now only semi-arbitrarily--it makes sense to me but is maybe a dumb reason to declare the end of a day#my phone needs to be plugged in#my phone charges when I do--by which I mean I only ever remember/bother to plug it in when I lay down to try to sleep--#and I've got a really good battery and one of those superfast chargers so it usually doesn't die even when I'm struggling#but today is going to be a three day thing sort of--I slept a bunch (accidentally) Thursday afternoon and threw myself off again#and my phone is at 2% and won't load any more firefox tabs so that's it for Friday! hello Saturday the day my littles are coming!!#actually what's been stuck in my head today is the ee cummings poem [as freedom is a breakfastfood]#the first verse I have and the last I always have but the middle ones get muddled around on me. all out of order#'worms are the words but joy's the voice / down shall go which and up come who#breasts will be breasts thighs will be thighs / deeds cannot dream what dreams can do#--time is a tree(this life one leaf) / but love is the sky and i am for you / just so long and long enough'#I love Tolkien for his rockingchair rhythms and cummings for his open-handed nonsense#and I don't have much of a specific reason to pick this song for today#but it was playing earlier and I do love how she blended her maniacal laughter into the music. truly exceptional work
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What if I gave up. What if I ran off into the woods and you never saw or heard from me ever again. What if I faked my death. What if I scrubbed my entire existence every single trace of me into nothing and then resurfaced as a stranger. What if I hit my head against the wall really really REALLY hard. What if I forget me, too. Forget all that I was meant to do here. All that I promised you, all that I promised myself. What if I failed. BADLY
#going. poorly .#realistically like. sunk cost fallacy save me. i can't turn back now. i can't start over either.#unrealistically. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!! BADLY‼️‼️‼️#REALISTICALLY. i'm just gonna lay down.#endlessly frustrated w myself though like.... i should have planned this piece better i think........#like there are logicistical errors that would NOT have been made if i had the proper philosophy about it from the start#now i'm working backwards. and it's a fucking nightmare. and it is the highest priority piece rn.#i'm not making it. i am. but i'm not.
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actually no greater high than playing symmetra my queen im so sorry ive neglected you for so long that you went through like three major reworks
#overwatch#ow2#you guys remember REALLY early symmetra jesus the comparison from then to now is astounding#teleported being her ultimate..... i could never i use her teleport like reaper's it's so fun#i feel like the devil whenever i teleport behind someone and then lay two sentries down and beam them to death#nothing's more fun than /escaping/ death with her teleporter too like ugh#and her photon barrier when you do it right is so good#funniest thing ever is just hip hopping from one side to the other t make sure you can do damage and not get hurt#bonus if you teleport behind someone and bully them onto the other side of the barrier ☠#anyways Symmetra Fun. Hanzo Who sorry it's sym main hours. going back to my roots#ALSO ONE MORE THING i love teleporting people from spawn to further head#like if i die first and i'm nine years ahead i love turning around and TPing everyone back i love being useful
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#my step mother might have given me covid. couldn't atay in her fucking room had to cough all over the house#i'm gonna be pissed if she did. i already have asthma and i'm having some trouble breathinh rn#plus my head hurty. i have to miss work and my body aches and i so eepy but laying down makes breathing worse#i have appointment to get tested tomorrow it better say no covid here bc i am not trying to die#i'm literally already disabled come on. and i can't eat but i need to eat. i did get some water into me. i'm so nauseous#and there's nothing i htae more than nausea bc it's one of my fucking PTSD triggers#if i start having an attack i'm going to pass out in this condition. i needed to ho grocery shopping but now i can't#i have nothing i can eat or drink really bc plain water makes me nauseous lucky me. i took some ibuprofen but it's never worked well on me#of course acetaminophen doesn't work on me at all so here we are. i'm absolutely going to cry but that's going to make my head hurt more#she better have given me one of the other three things she got from the kids at schook i don't want covid#i have all my boosters but still. i am an at risk person. and just the amount of disrespect from hanging out in common soaces while sick#this meant i had to keep myself stuck in my room but i still had to eat in the kitchen which she contaminated. i'm pissed
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#it's fine i'm just having another meltdown about surgical menopause#this is hell this is hell this is hell this is evil hell i cannot over state how this without informed consent makes me wanna die#i would never have agreed to this if there was informed consent and the doctor even put he didn't know about surgical menopause in the chart#when i grilled him after and told him i never would have agreed with i formed consent and he REALLY SAID THAT INFO DIDNT EXIST#my voice is stuck like this my teeth are going bad my bones are degenerating and so is my brain i just want to lay down and cry#there's nothing i can do about this and this is what im stuck with as my life now#i would give an arm and a leg to extend colorados medical malpractice statutes of limitations theyre so short#i seriously would pursue legal action against this doctor#nothing would make up for this though i constantly feel like screaming and being absolutely violent because i don't know what to do with#how upset i am maybe i should go to a wreck it room or something lmao i simply do not know i'm just trying#trying not to take it out on myself even though i want to#if i start i won't stop and that's a deep hole i don't think i could get out of if i do#which is why im avoiding it as much as possible#it's called ptsd sweaty
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So like, if it's "if it's brown, lay down. if it's white, say goodnight," what do you do if you come across a Pizzly bear?
#genuinely curious#I posed this hypothetical to my dad and he thought I was bonkers#I was not able to get through to him that no this was just something that I was curious about#because a well known thing had now got a new variable - uptake in grizzly-polar bear hybrids#due to an environmental change - global warming#he's like "this is like when people get worried about black holes eating the earth even though it's a verrrryyy small chance of it happenin#there's no way a Pizzly bear is gonna come and go to our house in England why are you worried#I'm like for the last time I'm not#this is just an interesting thing#like how I've got a made up fake identity#name and backstory#if I ever had to go into idk witness protection or an alternate universe where there was already a version of me#not because I think it's ever gonna happen#or I'm worried about the possibility#but because I was bored one time and it was fun to do#and my brain's wacky and thinks about completely random things and hypotheticals on a whim#perhaps it's the ADHD#anyway it's fun#and I'm curious about the bear thing#also bout other hybrids#not so much impact on the choice with a Pizzly#the original options are lay down or die#but with brown bear black bear cross? fight or play dead#would you do one? the other? something else? try to somehow do both?#not what you ought to do#but what would you actually do#hmm#fun like I'm genuine#bears#amber rambles
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Oh God. You were going to die. This was it. It wasn't demons or Muzan that take you in the end. It was your damn husband and his insatiable lust and stamina.
Lying face down on the bed, you panted against the mattress, your face a mess of tears and sweat, hair sticking to your forehead, eyes rolled up and cheeks painted a bright red. Behind you, tugging at his cock and eager for round...whatever the next number- was your husband.
Maybe you shouldn't have riled him up the way you did. You know how possessive he can be so why on Earth did you purposefully get him jealous by flirting with another man? Oh, right. Because you wanted to get fucked rougher. Well, you got what you wanted and now you're going to die.
You jumped as you felt the familiar sensation of a fat cock press against your entrance, your stuffed cunt instantly begging for mercy. You swore that if he fucked you one more time- made you cum one more time- filled you with his seed even one more time- you'd see the pearly white gates call for you.
You gripped onto the bedsheets and pulled yourself away, your body working on autopilot as your husband had successfully fucked the brain cells out of you. You heard him chuckle as you tried to crawl away, your body feeling like jelly, your arms and legs numb and barely capable of getting you to the edge of the bed before:
A pair of hands grabbed you by the hips and dragged you back, laughing at your whine of protest. Uzui reeled his hand back and smacked you across your already beaten ass before he spread your legs and gave an equally painful spank to your pussy, making you scream. "Now, what made you think that was a smart idea? Try running away again and see what happens."
Obanai lets you think you escaped before he grabbed you by the ankles, ignoring your cries as he pulled you back towards him. He flipped you onto your back like you weighed nothing, making you squeal as he took a nipple between his fingers and twisted, your back arching off the bed. "Are you trying to piss me off even more?"
Just as you reached the edge of the bed, wondering if you could make it, you felt Rengoku press himself against your back and- oh- fuck! He slid right inside you! You gasped as the man pushed his cock in with one fell swoop, taking your breath away as he instantly started moving his hips, preferring to fuck you where you were instead of dragging you back. "Get comfortable, baby. I'm not done with you."
Sanemi caught you the second you tried to move, simply reaching forward to grab a fistful of your hair and pull harshly. You yelped as your neck was forced to snap back, your back arching as your husband pulled at your hair, his other hand looping to the front to grab you by the neck before he leaned towards your ear and growled: "I'm going to give you a choice. I can fuck you here, on the bed, or I chase you and fuck you where I catch you and trust me, I won't be as nice."
Gyomei didn't say anything, even as you got off the bed and onto your wobbly feet. You wondered if you could just leave when he said, in his booming voice: "Are you sure that's what you want to do?" You froze, body trembling. Why was one sentence enough for you to rethink your whole lives decisions? You didn't know what Gyomei meant by it, but you knew it probably wouldn't be fun. With a gulp, you climbed back onto the bed before getting in front of your husband. You spread your legs wide as you lay down in front of him, reaching down to grab at his fat cock and press it against your entrance. The man smiled as he slowly started to sink inside your familiar heat. "Good girl."
Giyuu grabbed you by the legs and pulled you back while also changing his own position. To your horror, you found yourself slung over his knee, a predicament you just experienced an hour before which was why your ass was a bright red already. You started apologizing profusely, kicking your legs like a toddler but your husband simply ignored your pleas and held you down, the task quite easy for him even if one arm of his was free to do the spanking. "It seems one round wasn't enough to discipline you. Guess we have to go again."
#subby writes#demon slayer smut#kimetsu no yaiba smut#uzui smut#rengoku smut#obanai smut#sanemi smut#gyomei smut#giyuu smut#demon slayer#obanai x reader#sanemi x reader#giyuu x reader#gyomei x reader#uzui x reader#rengoku x reader
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━━ ❝ ah-ah, barbie, you're so fine! ❞
special treatment : thighs edition
☾₊‧⁺...ft. : kamo choso + itadori yuuji + higuruma hiromi + ryomen sukuna
☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, facesitting, somnophilia, dirty talk, fingerfucking, overstimulation, praise kink, degradation, desperation, oral fixation, squirting, creampie, choso being whiny, yuuji being a little shit, yuuji is 21yrs & a college student, hiromi being pussydrunk, sukuna being whipped
✧ k. choso : poor choso, ever since the first time he's gotten a taste of what's between your thighs, he's begging you every day just to eat your cunt. but today? today must be a bad day, because choso is desperate. his already between your thighs, whimpering and whining as he mouths at you through your underwear, tears in his eyes as he begs you to give him a little taste. once you do, his eyes are rolling back just from the first lick.
"you taste so good, fuck, so good, thank you, thank you, mmph, so delicious, i can't get enough." "can you cum again? i know it's been 4 times already, but please? please, please, pleaase, pretty thing, i need itttt..." "oh my goddd, you're cumming? yes, yes, cum on my tongue, pretty please, i'll fuck you so good after, just keep cumming, don't hold back." "stop-stop running away, i know your pretty pussy is all sensitive b-but i just, i can't stop...but you know you can say the safeword and i'll stop, right? ...what? you-you like being overstimulated...? fuck, fuck, okay, let me make you squirt on my tongue then i'll fuck you good, okay?"
✧ i. yuuji : yuuji's always been a smug little shit whenever it came to teasing you. what starts off with him tickling you and blowing raspberries into your stomach turns nto hot kisses against your stomach that let down to the waistband of your underwear as he pushes your shirt up higher on your body. he can't help but grin up at you when he notices the wet spot on your panties from his little kisses.
"d'awww, bunny, y'so cute! look at how wet you are. is that 'cus of me? ehehe, i know, i know, teasing is mean, but i can't help it...you're just so adorable." "y'know i can practically feel your heartbeat whenever i kiss it? mhm, i can feel that, pretty girl. don't cover your face, baby, you're so cute!" "your thighs are so soft. i could stay between here forever, fuck goin' to classes or missions, i'd rather just eat you out until you pass out." "open up these legs a little more, let me get my fingers in there...thereeee we go, such a pretty lil' bun, aren't you?" "you're so messy! did i do this to you? yeah? aww, my pretty girl likes meee! i felt how you squeezed on my fingers! so cute!
✧ h. hiromi : ever since you made a comment about his nose, saying 'doja is right about big noses' in passing to him, hiromi has been curious. curious enough to the point where he looks it up, seeing the video of said woman. so, you wanted to sit on his face and grind on his nose, hm? you've never sat on his face before but he was sure to change that.
"i don't care if you think i'll die, i want you to sit on my face. i'm giving you the chance to either have control of your pace or let me do what i want with you. so, what's your decision?" "see? it's not that bad, angel, you forget your husband isn't some weakling...now c'mon on, get yourself right over my mouth, let me taste you." "god, you're so beautiful like this. i need you on my face more often, you're dripping all over my mouth...such a good girl for me." "heh...i knew you said my nose was perfect for sitting on but i didn't realize it would get you this riled up. go ahead, sweet thing, you can keep grinding that clit on it...just like that, just let me make you feel good." "good lord, i never wanna leave between your thighs. so fucking sweet, shit, angel, you've got me wrapped around that pretty finger. c'mon, let me devour you all night, i'll let you get up when i'm done."
✧ r. sukuna : getting sukuna to lay on his back without him instantly taking control of the situation was easier than you thought. hell, even crawling up higher so that you were hovering over his face was too. but little did you know, sukuna was intrigued, liking the side of you where you would just take control of him, knowing that only you had the right to do that...especially if it meant he got to eat you until you soaked his face.
"you know i should kill you for thinking you can just sit on my face like i'm some kind of personal chair. i am the king of curses, not a piece of furniture...what? ...hm. i guess you do look...good over me like this." "...huh? sorry, i wasn't listening. when are you going to sit on my face? you keep blabbering, but i can see the way that sticky cunt is dripping for me. are you gonna just let it go to waste?" "oh. shit. you've been holdin' out on me, haven't you, diamond? shit, i can see all of you from down here...nah, keep grinding on my face, little one, use me for your pleasure...let me see you cum on my mouth." "such a fucking slut. my mouth is coated in your cum, but you still wanna keep going? my tongue that good for you?" "no, no, i'm not letting you back down until you beg, diamond. tell me how badly you want me to fuck your pussy with my tongue...hm. good enough."
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#choso smut#itadori smut#higuruma smut#sukuna smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#choso x reader#choso x you#itadori x you#itadori x reader#higuruma x you#higuruma x reader#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#kamo choso smut#itadori yuji smut#higuruma hiromi smut#ryomen sukuna smut#˗ˏˋ �� lxnarworks .ᐟ
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Toji who leaves hickeys all over you so often that you have to push him away when you start looking like you fought an octopus.
"Toji, you know these aren't always gonna be so small. They're gonna end up looking like bruises. Just look at the ones you already left."
"Mhm," he hums, already leaving another one on your shoulder blade, releasing your skin with a wet smack of his lips. He rubs his spit into the mark like it's some sort of salve that'll make it last longer.
"I'm fine with these," you say, looking at all the one's he left on your chest and below. "but my neck... i'm running out of makeup, baby. I won't be able to cover them if you keep this up."
"Then don't." He would just love that. Despite how nonchalant he sounds about it, it's a highly recommended suggestion. He would genuinely love it if you walked around with his marks all over your neck. People will automatically know that you already have someone you get freaky with.
"I have to go to work sometime. I wouldn't be able to take having my neck stared at by everyone I talk to. No more neck hickeys."
He nears your neck, again. The second you say he can't put another mark on it, he spots a clear area and leans in, lightly pressing his lips against it.
"Tojiii," you whine, leaning forward, away from him. "Leave it alone."
"But, it's clear. It's lonely without being marked like the rest of your neck." He scoots forward again, putting his enormous hands on your waist to pull you close. "I'll be quick. Just-"
"Mm-mm. No," you interrupt, brushing his hands off of you.
"I might just die if you don't let me do this, ma."
"Really?" You raise your brows in disbelief.
"Really," he responds, so confidently.
You scoff. "You're so dramatic. You won't die if you don't get to suck on my neck."
"Who knows? I might spontaneously collapse because of it. Weirder, more unexplainable things have happened."
He's so dumb sometimes. Your hunk is absolutely ridiculous, and yet you find yourself weighing towards his point in this.
"Would marking up that blank space actually cure you?" You feel as silly as him for asking the question.
"Who's to say?"
You tilt your head and deadpan. "Right. I guess i'll take my chances and just keep the random patch of unmarked skin on my neck."
"Hey, that doesn't mean we can't try. Come on, now."
You groan and roll your eyes before making your way back to him. He cups your cheeks, smirking as he looks into your eyes, before turning your head to expose the blank area on your neck.
"It's a reaaally good spot, doll. I think i'm gonna make it."
You huff, unable to look at him because of the way your head is turned. You feel his tongue slide over your neck, the gesture transitioning to his lips kissing the area and then it feels sharp. His lips leave a stinging sensation with every second that they stay on you.
"Ow, fuck, you vampire. It feels like you're actually trying to suck the blood out of me." You wince. "Are you done?"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm done." He admires his masterpiece and smirks with pride. You have an entire collar of hickeys that he put on you, and the newest one looks mean.
"You look pretty. Could eat you up, mama." He swipes at the new mark with his thumb, looking at the color that will remain on your skin for the next few days.
"I can tell. You already devoured me. You're insane. Just look at all of this," you say, running your hand over your kiss stained neck.
"I was just nibbling on you," he speaks, into your jaw, before smoothly laying you down, onto the bed. "Just wanted a little taste," he says, taking your hands in his and pinning them above your head. "Am I really insane for that?"
"Um..." you laugh, making your flustered state obvious. "Yes?"
"Damn." He gives you a long, deep kiss, that makes you forget what you were talking about. "You think i'm crazy?" You hum, and he does it again.
"Haven't you played with me enough? I feel like i'm some chew toy for you." You giggle, feeling his lips on your cheek, trailing towards your jaw.
He hums, dismissively. "Found more blank space."
#toji#fushiguro toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu toji#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro x reader#toji x reader#toji x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#toji fluff#jjk fushiguro#jjk drabbles#jjk scenarios#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen scenarios#jjk#jjk x y/n#jjk x you#jjk fluff
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You tend to dramaticize events. Poor Zhongli is a worrywart…or something.
Zhongli would be writing in his journal one fine day when you barge in after a bout of adventuring.
“Guess what! I almost got my head sliced off!” you exclaim, hands on your hips.
“You what?!” Zhongli drops his journal in shock. “Darling, what..?”
“I was playing with a kid and her plastic sword nearly did me in!”
Zhongli, who has already summoned his spear to behead whoever had dared to try beheading you, sits back down with a soft exhale. "Ah."
On another occasion, you come home in slightly damp clothes and tell your darling Zhongli, “I nearly drowned today!”
Your husband momentarily appears stricken, but he then eyes you sceptically. You’re not sopping wet. “Oh? Tell me what happened.”
“I tripped and fell into a puddle!” you moan. “Isn’t that awful? We’re lucky I’m alive and well! Rex Lapis gives his weakest soldiers his hardest battles!”
Zhongli tries to hide his smile as he fetches you a towel. “Indeed. What a treacherous puddle that must have been.”
When you're sick, lord have mercy. You'd be laying in bed, admittedly fine for the most part, save for a stuffy nose. But of course you have to be theatrical about it.
“This is the end for me…” You peer at your husband through half-lidded eyes. "I bequeath all my mortal possessions to you after my passing..."
Zhongli, quite used to your antics by now, merely hums. "And does that include your dried flower collection, dear?"
"Yes..." you groan, rolling over in bed. "But they'll never fill the void in your heart when I'm gone."
"How tragic, my sweet."
"I'm going to die tonight..."
"Oh dear, my sweet."
"Will you miss me?"
"Very much so, my sweet."
You pout. “You’re not sad enough! I’m sick! Siiiiick!”
“How true, my sweet. Shall I call every doctor in Liyue to tend to you with every medicinal remedy possible? The bitterer, the better. And how about, say, three weeks’ bed rest?”
Suddenly you’re not that sick anymore.
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