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cursedfortune · 1 year ago

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It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u🇺🇸 know 😦what😦 that 😏means😏 👀👅 Dick sucking 🍆awareness month🈷️ 😯🙆🏼👅 time🕡 to remind all 👭😈 that love💛 that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us🇺🇲 become the tru thot king👸👸!! BOO!! Sorry did I 😨scare 😨 you?? 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 Cocktober 😈🌚 u🇺🇸 kno what😦 that 😏means 😏 SLUT-O-WEEN! back🔙 is the spookiest🏮 slut 🔛on 🔛 the block!!!! 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie 👻 ghost‼‼ if u 🇺🇲 don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will 🉐get🉐 ❌NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉Spread awareness of this joyous occasion by sending this to 🙆🏼👅 10🕙 of ur closest hoes! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back: THICC DICC KING 💯👑👸‼️ Get 5️⃣ back: 🇺🇲u🇺🇲 gettin 💯the succ💦 tonite💦🌝 Get 0️⃣ back: no😣 🚫 succ for u🇻🇮🇻🇮 😭👻

"If I don't send this to ten people... I don't get no dick? But... I like dick." She casts a blessing of good fortune upon herself so that she may prosper in getting the dick during slut-o-ween. "I will not be subjecting others to this but I also refuse to not get the dicking I deserve."

And let's be real, she deserves to get absolutely railed.

#asks #look. mortem knows her priorities. it's getting the d and you won't cockblock her from it with your words silly anon #not saying she doesn't like getting it on with lady bodies cause she sure does. but mortem is a penetration queen regardless #of gender/agender. at least on her end she prefers it #how did we get here. who am i. where am i. what year is it sdgfdhgfh #tumblr bots are gonna come for me now because of this #i'm fucking howling help me who sent this adsgfgfhg #in this den of iniquity;;the sun don't shine

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