#i'm fairly confident that the one thing andor fans can agree on is that karis nemik should not be allowed anywhere near games workshop

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Ok, I'm not sure this actually my *worst*, but it's pretty niche:

Ship: Syril/Nemik

AU setting: anywhere in the real world of 2024 that you want to put them

Any remaining hope of a peaceful and civilised tabletop war gaming session was miserably crushed by the appearance of a second curly-haired figure at the door. Syril had of course turned up his usual ten minutes early and already set up at his section of the table, even heartbreak unable to dampen his perfectionism; it was Karis who was the unknown variable here, which had been the case over the course of the pair's entire doomed partnership. Now he casts a disparaging eye over Syril's figurines and readies the first of many snide remarks about the paintwork on his new squadron of Ultramarines (which will, of course, all be responded to with equally ferocious barbs from Syril about the in-game validity of Karis' homemade terrain), while the other players avoid making direct eye contact with either of them and consider taking up new hobbies.