#i'm emotionally invested in shitty cars and i think they are the backbone of all good thigns
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aside from dl! shitty pickup truck, why is it that i headcanon luka having the shiiittiieesst little volkswagon golf. or a fucking 2011 renault.
look at this little guy. he's got two doors but there's a backseat. misterbug doesn't even need to be transformed in order to pick this thing up, it's so toy-like. just by the look of it i can guess that this thing goes max 70mph (112kmh). anarka found it at the precinct about to get impounded.
she took it off their hands when they found that arguing against a small asian woman was probably not good for their health.
this has such "my family is technically multi-millionaires if my mom would just accept the checks my dad's been sending her ever since we stopped touring with him" energy. EVEN IF THIS WAS LOCKER TALK LUKA AND HE'S SLOWLY GETTING KITTY SECTION FAMOUS... why bother fix what isn't broken? he's staying with this car until it breaks.
sure sucks he can't have fun time with marinette in the backseat, though. he always teases her that if the car gets too small, she could just multiMouse her way into having more space.
luka spilled a coffee in the passenger seat once and has never gotten around to cleaning it off. he doesn't bother putting up the window screens to keep his car from going hot, he's accepted his fate. his keys hit his knees everytime he drives.
his guitar barely fits inside when he's in there.
#honestly luka at this point you're better off using your bike#speakizys#this is not to say that shitty cars are bad#i'm emotionally invested in shitty cars and i think they are the backbone of all good thigns#shitty as in shitty (affectionate)#idk why i'm explaining to you. everyone knows i'm not being mean#locker talk#sharks and sugar
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