#i'm begging you mtv don't make me go through this again

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

/eats my way out of your cookie/

ight kid here we go

https://youtu.be/pTUAh4bQYKE

https://youtu.be/3Kikh-IzmLg

they go together

i love them both

he’s a great singer

https://youtu.be/TfY8hR5frEQ

i’m adding rosemary to my name hoard

i may just go through an entire herb list

you can start calling me oregano

https://youtu.be/uZD8HKVKneI

THE HEAT IS ON THE HEAT IS OHHON <- i don’t know how he managed to make the word “on” longer but he did

https://youtu.be/WWdwH6_Uzpc

I have yet to finish watching the Grimleys (don’t watch the grimleys i beg of you, i may not know a lot about you but i have a feeling that’s not something you want to watch, and i don’t need that show reflected on me as a person)

https://youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo

this keeps getting stuck in my head hELp

https://youtu.be/dfrcZsKcVxU

I saw Noel Fielding and brain went ZOOOMMMMMMMMMM

WATCH WATCH WATCH YES CONSUME MEDIA WITH NEIL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no that’s not him singing

omfg i love him

https://youtu.be/eud5AurOxm0

ALL SHE WANTS DO IS DANCE DANCEEEEEEE

the song actually has deep meaning lmao

there’s the one eagles concert and they play this

and glenn (frey from the other song) was dancing AND IT WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING

https://youtu.be/9kznTMxOsxo

I know a lot of people who like Harry Nilsson

I myself only really care about coconut but this song is nice too

https://youtu.be/m5sNVLbvMdI

this feels like someone threw a grenade and i just exploded into bits and had like shattered glass of nostalgia in my corpse

i know that’s really weird

but my brain came up with that and somehow it half makes sense

https://youtu.be/3QGMCSCFoKA

https://youtu.be/C11MzbEcHlw

MEAT LOAF MEAT LOAF MEAT LOAF MEAT LOAF

i didn’t put it here but the music video for “i would do anything for love” actually traumatized me as a 6 year old

cause there were like mtv reruns and i watched it

so to cope my brain turned the music video into me being a vampire waiting to get a girlfriend in a lonely castle

really really weird 6 year old

but i still associate with vampires so

i’ll one day get the courage to watch the video again

https://youtu.be/B2w4moS3oFU

watch the video before you read what i have to say about it

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YOU BETTER HAVE WATCHED THE VIDEO

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OKAY SO THESE GUYS ARE MODERN

LIKE

WITHIN THIS PAST DECADE MODERN

THIS IS THE FIRST THING IVE SEEN BY THEM

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ight that’s what i got :3

/crawls into your laundry pile/

OKAY HOOKED ON A FEELING IS ONE that i remember hearing that the blue suede one was a cover but i ALWAYS FORGOT that it was a cover and never looked it up so i am so happy you put that one here. i'm also laughing at the little dance thing he does at the audience and they're all just sitting there doing nothing and staring at him, it looks so funny.

omg RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLIN ON MY HEAD i love that song!!!!!!! i've never seen a video for it until now though omg i love it. sdghsdgsd where the water starts and you can hear somebody laughing in the background. he does have a very nice voice.

AAAAAAAA LOOOOVE GROOOOWS WHERE MY ROSEMARY GOES AND NOBODY KNOOOOOOOOOWS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is one i've known forever and i love the video so much. i learned about this song from my dad because he said when he hears it, he always thinks about a little girl he knew when he was a little kid named rosemary, they were friends and then she moved away one day and he never saw her again. he always said that song reminded him of her and made him wonder where she went and how she was doing.

BEVERLY HILLS COP SOUNDTRACK i love that movie. and this song. and now this video too! (making the word "on" longer reminds me of showaddywaddy where buddy does things like that, like making the word "band" longer. yes i had to mention them somewhere at least once)

dsgsd i don't know why i'm laughing about noddy singing that song in what looks like a totally empty room and he's singing "we get wild wild wild" and then his little "yaaaaaay" like he's so happy there by himself in a sad empty room. also i know literally nothing about that show, but even if i did, i don't attach things like that to people just because it was watched. i've watched lots of things(some i kind of regret watching, but at least i know what it is now. it's just more knowledge in the brain) and most of it is so far from who i am as a person, even if i enjoyed some elements of some of the things, if it was analyzed as a whole and somebody tried to determine what i'm like based on that, i think they would come up with a very different result than me in reality(unless it's my favorite music videos, that's literally just me and my entire personality). also i don't really watch series or movies much anymore, so you don't have to worry about me watching it!!

omg i love bowie's sweater. also relatable, i don't leave my house much and when i do, sometimes i'm afraid of people for no reason. like if i'm walking on a sidewalk and somebody else is walking towards me, i will probably cross the street as soon as possible and walk on the other side instead. (sidewalks and roads where i live, which is a very small town, are usually very void of people. as is my life.)

i have never heard of mint royale or noel fielding in my life but i guess i have now. i am laughing at the intro. basically me whenever i'm in a vehicle waiting for somebody to come out from the store or a house.

okay i have heard 'all she wants to do is dance' so many times on radio stations and things but for some reason i never made the connection that it was don henley for some reason?? i mean i haven't listened to him much but i can HEAR IT in his voice now that i know. also i feel like i need to point out that i really love when songs have sax and/or horns and things incorporated in them somewhere. just sounds really nice.

EVERYBODY'S TAALLLKIN AT ME, I DON'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYIN

i love it, this is the only song i know by him. also the fact that he was the one that rented a room to both cass elliot from the mamas and the papas and keith moon from the who and he also thought the room was cursed. that's as far as my knowledge about him goes. i am loving his dances.

dire straits! i think i only know like two songs from them, but wow they're pretty good live. MORE SAX yes good. i am going to need that person wearing the moon and stars shirt to send that to me right now. omg the crowd's clapping. i love that. THE WHOLE INSTRUMENTAL BIT WITH THE SAX AND EVERYTHING SOUNDS SO NICE!!!! at the end when he says thank you and the crowd goes even more wild and he smiles omg.

okay i really love meat loaf, i've always wanted to listen to more from him but i just haven't yet. i know some of his songs but not nearly as many as i feel like i should. HIS STAGE PRESENCE IS AMAZING. AND HIS VOICE. also he's cute and some of the looks he gives in the videos, i'm like omg wow. ALSO THE WAY HE FLIPS HIS HAIR SO MUCH. i'm laughing about the baseball announcer in the middle of that one. i love when songs have stories.

OKAY. THE LEMON TWIGS. i have never heard of them in my life until now. and i have a horrible confession to make. i-

look. when i scroll down to add a comment about one of the songs/videos, i have to scroll ALL THE WAY DOWN and i SEE WORDS along the way. and i have to make multiple trips up and back down and back up to get the next video so i can match the song to what you said about it and then type my own words and then get the next song, etc. iiii may have read what you said before watching. unintentionally. and i apologize for yet another crime. ANYWAY. i love it and their clothes and the vibe and everything, omg. i want all bands/musicians/everybody to bring the 70's back like that.

this was an amazing selection of songs, omg thank you so much.

[teenmomcentral]

Let's talk about sex. Because 17 months into her marriage with Zach Davis, Teen Mom: Family Reunion star Cheyenne Floyd has discovered the secret, she told E! News in a new interview.

Champagne and roses are nice and all, but have you ever watched your partner mop the floors unannounced? 

Because if you ask the stars of Teen Mom: Family Reunion (season three of the MTV spinoff airs at 8 p.m. on March 13), getting down and dirty should start with some good clean fun. "You have to make love to your partner through their mind all day," Cheyenne Floyd, wed to husband Zach Davis since September 2022, explained in an exclusive interview with E! News, "before you try to get sexy time in."

It's a lesson that has also made Jade Cline's newlywed phase with husband of five months Sean Austin particularly spicy. 

"Because you wake up every day and you're like go, go, go, I have stuff to do," she said of the you-know-what block that used to stand in her way. "And it doesn't make you feel sexy after a long day of school and house cleaning and running around the city. At the end of the day, I'm not thinking, like oh, let's jump in bed together. That was my mindset. And now I feel like there's different things we do all day to make me ready to get nasty."

Which begs the question...

"I like when people do things for me to make my day easier," Jade explained, noting that Sean is particularly dedicated to lightening the load. "I'll wake up and he's already been up at 6 a.m. He's cleaned the whole house. I'm like, 'It's about to get nasty.'" 

It's a lesson the Indiana resident mastered as she was struggling to juggle filming commitments with running her Mane & Marble salon, launching her real estate career and taking care of their 6-year-old daughter Kloie. 

"Because I'm doing so much—I feel like I'm in business mode, I'm in mom mode all the time—that I had to learn how to be able to do both at the same time and let him love me and let him turn me on and let him do all these things for me," explained Jade. "I was letting the busyness of the world take me away from my partnership. And that's something I would never do again."

Los Angeles-based Cheyenne and Zach—who parent both their 2-year-old son Ace and her 6-year-old daughter Ryder with Cory Wharton—turned up in Colombia with a similar focus. 

"We got married and we never really had a honeymoon phase," explained Zach. "We got married and we went back to our normal, everyday lives—went to the kids, went home and back to work for a whole year." 

Signing on to shoot the Teen Mom spinoff just ahead of their first anniversary, "we got a chance to get out of the country and be able to focus on each other and also work on our relationship," continued Zach. "So I feel like we got a lot out of it. We took a lot home." 

Including a relatable AF goal for their relationship moving forward. 

"We spent the past two years knocking things off our list," noted Cheyenne. "We wanted to have a baby, we had Ace. We wanted to get married, we had our wedding. We wanted to buy a house, we bought our house."

And now, she continued, "I don't want to do anything. I don't want to set a goal. I want to sit down. I want to be really still. My goal is to be still and just to be happy with where we're at. And just to like each other. That's it. I want nothing else."

[ratdiscos]

teen......... teen wolf........... teen wolf reunion......... i can't do it.... i'm not strong enough...........

[eusuntgratie]

Nobody knows about Dylan's secret Instagram account. bilinski420 is anonymous with a generic Stiles headshot he found on his phone as its profile pic and a blank bio. He doodles around on Instagram, checking up on what everyone's doing, following a few fan pages, seeing what the latest rumours are, actively liking everything Taylor Swift has ever posted, and oh -

Well, there's Hoechlin.

For a man who doesn't post much content of himself, there sure is more than enough being posted about him. Dylan's feed is a mess of Swiftie conspiracy theories and his former co-star, in various states of undress and with various degrees of chest hair.

It's been ten years and Dylan still feels like that awkward nineteen year old who looked at Hoechlin and wanted.

He still wants, is the thing. A teenage crush it may have been, but it's matured like fine wine, into something shockingly undeniable.

He double taps another post to like it and scrolls down.

And nearly swallows his tongue.

He's used to Hoechlin's chest, the ridiculous muscles and the way they'd grease him up for Teen Wolf, but they'd always made him wax, at least until season four and they'd barely shared any scenes so it wasn't like Dylan had been able to just... perve on the scenery.

But this is a... gym selfie? A shirtless gym selfie. And indecently short shorts. Hoechlin's smiling like he's proud of himself, and damn right, he should be, because - guh.

Dylan doesn't reply to posts. He likes them and moves on. But. But - oh, what the hell, he's anonymous and he's only human.

bilinkski420 commented SIR.

He doesn't think anything more of it as he closes out of the app (not before screenshotting it, not that the fans will ever let that post disappear from memory). He gets off in the shower to thoughts of running fingers through coarse black chest hair, rubbing his cheek against wiry thighs and - and it's fine, it's fine. Maybe he needs to get laid, but it's fine.

He goes to bed, and really, that should be the end of it.

Spoiler alert: it's not.

His phone pings at some god awful hour which can only mean disaster. He groans and reaches for it and blinking bleary eyes tries to unlock it.

He has a WhatsApp message from Hoechlin.

Fuck. Okay, they do talk, but mostly in the group chat. Their last private conversation is dated three months ago.

Hoech: I saw you liked my post.

Dylan's stomach does something he didn't know it could do, sort of flips and sinks in on itself all at once.

He hates whoever came up with the idea for read receipts, and then sees Hoechlin's typing again.

Hoech: I liked the comment you left too.

Which - this has to be a cruel prank. Dylan stares at his phone. Then stares at it some more. Hoechlin is still online, waiting. Dylan doesn't dare tap out a single message.

An image comes through.

It's Hoechlin sprawled out on his bed, wearing nothing but his stupid I'm-very-manly-I-workout underwear, which just makes his thighs look obscene, actually, and Hoechlin's looking at the camera like he's looking into Dylan's soul and oh god.

Hoech: Yeah?

Dylan bites his bottom lip. Yeah, he types back hesitantly, and sends it.

A video call starts ringing through. He answers, still half asleep, adrenaline and excitement warring inside of him.

Hoechlin's face pops up at a slightly awkward angle and he's so him that Dylan can't help but smile. He's terrified, but Hoechlin puts him at ease. That smile. It could launch a thousand ships.

"Hey Dyl," Hoechlin says. "Sorry, I forgot it was early for you."

"It's okay," Dylan says. "How - how did you know?"

He needs to know. Hoechlin's beautiful and smart and funny, but he's not like, a detective, right? There's no way he could have known one anonymous account was Dylan.

"MTV never released the photo you're using as your profile pic. You asked for it. Said it made your nose look cute, which, it does. But it's not on Google. Everything's on Google, Dyl, but not that. It's okay," Hoechlin says, eyes scanning Dylan's face, looking for what? Hurt? Anger? Fear? "It's really okay. I'm not upset. Kinda flattered. Kinda wondering - been wondering for a while, actually. Whether you meant it. The likes, and then - well," Hoechlin chuckles. "Your comment. Felt kinda like maybe you had some feelings about the photo."

"I did, I mean, I do," Dylan says. "God, I do." He closes his eyes, and then opens them again. "If I was a fan, I'd be the kind of fan you should be crossing the street to avoid, and possibly calling the cops too. I'm pretty obsessed with you. Hoech, you're - you know. You have to know. Don't make me spell out how perfect you are this early in the morning. I'm compromised."

"I'm compromised too," Hoechlin says, and Dylan tries to breathe. It feels like his lungs are too tight. "Been trying to get you out of my head for years. Thought I could get it out of my system, but I can't. You're in there. Want to touch you. Just - think about it sometimes and don't know why we never tried that. Seems like we should have."

"You wanted that? Want that?" Dylan whispers. Hoechlin tilts his head. God, he's so perfect.

"Really do," Hoechlin replies.

"Fuck, you have no idea what you do to me," Dylan says. "How quick can you get on a plane?"

"Not quick enough, but I could make it work, if you wanted me to," Hoechlin says.

"Please," Dylan isn't above begging, so he begs.

"Please?" Hoechlin teases.

"Please, sir," Dylan says, and watches Hoechlin's eyes go dark even through the shitty resolution of the camera.

"I'll look at flights," Hoechlin says.

"Okay," Dylan says, disbelieving.

"Means I need to hang up the call now though," Hoechlin points out. He absently runs a hand up his chest and Dylan follows the movement.

"Is this real?" Dylan asks, and Hoechlin chuckles, face going all squinty and adorable.

"Yeah, baby, I think it is," Hoechlin says.

"You should go - flights, and that."

"See you soon," Hoechlin says, and the screen goes back to their conversation. Dylan, ridiculously, misses him.

Twenty minutes later, Hoechlin sends through a screenshot of a ticket confirmation. It leaves in an hour.

This is real.

Dylan can't quite believe it.

His phone shows a notification that Hoechlin has added a new Instagram story. He taps through to it.

It's just text, white on a blue background:

Ever think you're about to have a really good day?

Dylan smiles, and taps out a reply.

Yeah.

It gets marked as read.

(And yeah, he has a really, really good day.)

🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

this is?!? So wonderful? The chest hair thirst? GYM SELFIE?!? THIGH THIRST? so much thirst but so sweet? Ahhhhhhhh

THANK YOU HOBRIEN ANON 💜💜💜

[motleyfuckingcruee]

Rocket Queen

2.0: New Years Love

Henley's P.O.V

Duff and I managed to calm Stevie down enough to get him so sleep. He lays in his bed with Bella curled up next to him. I lay next to him as well, mostly because he begged me to. Also because I wanted to comfort him as much as I could. Duff left to get us some Chinese food since it looks like we aren't going out tonight. I turn towards Stevie, lightly stroking his hair. This seems to calm him even more, which makes me smile.

Most would think I have a crush on Steven. I don't. I think of him as a silly older brother that only wants to protect me. And I believe he sees me as a sassy younger sister that only wants to protect him as well. I love Steven with my whole heart, just not in the way I love Duff.

A knock at the door startles me out of my thoughts. I look at Steven, hoping that the loud knocks didn't wake him. I let out the breath I was holding in.

I get out of the bed as carefully as I could. Bella stirs, but falls right back to sleep. I grin at the sight. Somehow Bella moved onto Stevie's chest, curled up in a little ball.

I walk out of Steven's room and to the front door. I open it to reveal Madeline, Hyde, Jake, and Evangeline. They try to walk into the apartment, but I push them back out.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I demand, just wanting them to leave.

"I wanted to apologize to Steven," Madeline explains, trying to push past me into the apartment.

"Oh, hell no," I say, pushing her back. "You are not going to upset him again. You need to get the hell out of here."

"What's with the hostility? I just want to say I'm sorry," Madeline says, crossing her arms.

I scoff. "I just now got him to go to sleep."

"What? Did you move on from Duff to Steven?" Madeline accuses, shoving her finger into my chest.

"No! Steven is my best friend!" I say, feeling myself get more and more upset. "Why did you get mad at him anyway?"

She shrugs. "I wanted to get with Hyde instead."

"Why would you hurt Stevie like that? He was in love with you."

"I don't deserve him," Madeline says quietly.

This catches me off guard. All of the insults I could think of died on my tongue. "W-What?"

"Nothing." She turns to the other three. "Let's go. I have no reason to be here."

Then they all walked off into the night, leaving me stunned. What the hell was that about? Then a saying comes to my mind. It's what my favorite teacher told me once.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

Madeline thinks that she doesn't deserve someone as great as Steven. And at the moment I agree with her. That's probably my anger talking, but I can't help it. She treated the sweetest guy I know like dirt! I'll probably regret those words soon, but for now, I stand by them.

I stand out on the porch for a little while longer. I don't want to go in just yet. I grin as I see the pick up truck Steven and Duff share pull into the small driveway. Duff gets out after a few minutes, his hands full of delicious Chinese food. He walks up the steps, his focus on the ground for some reason. He looks up and jumps fifteen feet in the year.

"Goddamn," Duff breathes, laughing a bit. "You scared me. I didn't expect to see you out here."

"I'm sorry babe," I giggle. I walk over to him and take a bag of food from his hands. I peck him on the lips. He has a dreamy smile on his face, that I think is so adorable. "You're something else."

"What do you mean?" He asks, clearly confused.

I just giggle and shake my head.

We went back inside the apartment and ate Chinese food while watching MTV. I got so excited when Looks That Kill came on. I literally stood up and said, "I know those guys!" Duff just laughed at me and made me sit back down. When we got bored of that, we turned on some stupid movie. Duff turned off the lights and pulled a blanket around us. I was focused on the movie. Duff, however, and different plans.

His hand started at my knee, which was innocent enough. I didn't think much of it. Then he slowly started moving upward. It now rests on my upper thigh. He rubs circles with his thumb on my inner thigh which is dangerously close to my heat.

"Duff," I groan. "Stop."

"Stop what?" He asks with a cheeky smirk on his face.

"You know exactly what you're doing!"

"No I don't," He says, moving his hand up even more. "What am I doing, babe?"

"Stop teasing me!"

"I'm not teasing you," Duff chuckles.

*SMUT WARNING*

Before I can really register what I'm doing, I crawl into Duff's lap. I place my legs on either side of his thighs. I lean down and connect our lips. His tongue swipes my bottom lip, asking for entrance. I open my mouth more and his tongue slips into my mouth. I grind my hips down onto his, causing a groan to emit from him.

I break our kiss, kissing down his neck. I stop every once in a while to suck and, hopefully, leave a hickey or two. I palm him over his pants.

"Mm, fuck," Duff moans.

I use my other hand to tug at the hem of his shirt. He takes it off, causing us to break apart for a second. He picks me up, unexpectedly, bridal style. Duff takes me up to his room. He pretty much throws me onto the bed. I giggle as I watch him take off the skin tight leather pants.

Duff crawls on top of me, pulling his shirt that I had borrowed off oh my body. When he successfully throws the shirt across the room, he pulls my pants off with ease. He kisses me roughly. His hands reach behind my back to unhook my bra. My arms are wrapped around his neck tightly. I arch my back as much as I can to help him get it off. Duff gets it off after a few tries. He pulls away from me, his eyes raking over my body.

"You're so gorgeous," He says.

He starts to kiss down my body, and his hands massage my breasts. I try to keep my moans quiet as I remember that Steven is sleeping across the hall. Duff stops multiple times on my collarbones to leave hickeys that I'm sure are going to be bright purple tomorrow morning. His trail of kisses end as he gets to the waistband of my panties. That's when panic settles into my heart.

"W-Wait," I stutter.

"What's wrong?" Duff asks, immediately stopping.

"I-uh. . .," I trail off. "I'm still a virgin."

"Oh shit," Duff says, smiling a little bit. "I'm sorry, babe. I totally forgot. We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I'm not going to force you into anything."

I smile at his concern. "I-I do want to. I'm just scared."

Duff moves up so that we're face to face. "I promise you, I won't hurt you. I'll be as gentle as I can. I'll make this a night you'll always remember."

I lean up and peck his lips. "Okay."

He grins, hooking his thumbs through the thin waistband of my lacy underwear. He pulls it off with ease, his eyes never leaving mine. He looks down to take off his boxers, trying his best not to kick me in the process. His erection springs free, causing me to blush. Duff reaches into his nightstand, and pulls out a condom. He rips it open with his teeth, then rolls it onto his length.

"Are you ready?" Duff asks.

I nod, gripping onto Duff's shoulders.

I wince as I wait for some kind of pain. I feel Duff start to slowly push in. He goes in inch by inch, making sure not to hurt me. I know it's taking everything in him not to pound into me. I whimper at the searing pain through my thighs as Duff pushes all the way into me.

"Are you okay?" Duff asks, worry flooding his voice.

"Yeah," I respond, adjusting to the foreign feeling. "Keep going."

Duff pulls out again, then thrusts back in. This time he's a bit faster. The pain soon fades as Duff continues to thrust into me. Eventually, Duff has me a moaning mess underneath him.

"Fuck," I breathe out.

Duff buries his head into the crook of my neck as he thrusts harder and faster.

"Duff, faster," I moan, feeling myself blush at my words.

"Anything for you, baby."

Duff does exactly as I say, his breathing becoming even more labored and I can see the sweat on his body. If possible, this turns me on even more. I feel Duff twitch inside of me, and at the same time, we both cum.

*SMUT OVER*

Duff collapses onto my chest, not pulling out. He lays there for a few more moments, trying to gather some energy.

Duff then pulls out, taking the condom off and throwing it into the trash beside the bed. He falls onto his back beside me. He smiles at me as he turns his head. His beautiful eyes look deeply into mine. Duff looks at the clock on the nightstand, and then starts laughing.

"What?" I turn to see that the time is 12:01 AM.

"I guess you could say I fucked you into next year."

"Shut up."

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