#i'm always seeing the story that just nobody else sees what can i say? 🤷‍♀️😂😂😂

[ageless-aislynn]

To preface, this post actually contains an unexpected love story. Trust me.

Backing up to the start: I decided there were 2 more Dead Rising achievements I wanted to try to get, the first and the third on the following list...

(PP Collector is time consuming so is something I'll probably try for when I'm just looking to roam around the game for funsies. 😉)

Now, the problem with having only women in your survivor group is that the game won't let new survivors spawn if that will make more than 8 in the mall at the same time. So you have to, you know, murder the men and some of the women who aren't easy to keep alive that long. 😑

Most guides tell you to start by saving Pamela and Heather but me? Nope, I'm not leaving my girl Leah behind, even though I have to carry her. So, that's what I did, even though that meant I had to carry her with me on my murderous rampage until we got to Day 2 when Pamela and Heather spawn in. 👀

Here's Frank introducing Ronald to a sheet of plywood. Repeatedly. Until dead. 😬 And yes, I thought it was only appropriate to put Frank in the orange prisoner jumpsuit for this run. 🤷‍♀️😂

But here's the thing. Start playing this song (may have to open it in another tab, or you know, just listen first) and look at the following caps...

"He's a bad boy with a tainted heart and even I know this ain't smart

But, Mama, I'm in love with a criminal and this kind of love isn't rational, it's physical

But, Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright. All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy."

Oh yeah, I just made you a suuuuper low tech shipper vid right there, my friends, lol! 😂😂😂

Anyway, when all was said and done on the achievement side, I still did something wrong because Sally didn't spawn in so that meant I had to herd Kelly, Lily, Janet and Kay back with Leah, Pamela and Heather so that I could save Jennifer as the 8th female survivor. I was hoping to stick Sally in the Wonderland Plaza bathroom with Leah, Pamela and Heather while I rescued the final 4 survivors at one time, which would've triggered the achievement without me having to move them. But alas, it was not to be. Had to restart once because I swear those last 4 have the WORST pathing of all of the survivors, they get stuck coming down the staircase and WON'T MOVE. I can't call them or it will bring the 3 in the bathroom out to be murdered trying to get to me.

Which, you know, happened. 😑😑😑

However, I kept trying and...

I got it and Tour Guide at the same time, whew!

But the important thing is that I now know that Frank and Leah's love is true. She doesn't care that he's a bad guy who does bad things in the name of good. Nope, he's always there for her, to pick her up and carry her away from danger, and he ALWAYS takes her to the nicest women's restrooms in the entire town of Willamette!

Yes, it's a love story, indeed! 😍😂😉💖💖💖