#i'm a sucker for scenes like this byeee

[martinsblackwood]

I can really be... anything you like.

[xstarkillerx]

im here to unleash demons into your inbox :))))

brian's the type of guy to mark you tf up for fun. he loves giving hickeys and love bites allll over your body. he doesn't care if he's straight up just having a one-night stand, you're leaving his place with a chest full of hickeys. he's totally a fuckin titty sucker and i adore that quality in a man.

ALSOOOO him leaving fucking bite marks all over your inner thighs before eating you out is literally making me bark. it's so 😩

idk i just think it'd be so hot have his pretty mouth all over your body.

i'll def get back to you on more once i do a whole rewatch cause unfortunately i haven't done that in a while. and like if you have any good brian fic recs totally maybe send them to me 🥺

ANYWAYS BYEEE

Ok I'm finally emotionally ready to confront the absolute heat you've been putting in my ask box

You're so RIGHT let's talk about it!!! Based on the deleted beach scene, he obviously seems to like having you on top of him, so I love the idea that when he marks you up he's just desperately latching on to whatever pieces of yourself you put within his reach before you pull it away. I think that's the type of teasing that gets his cock hardest, with your knees on either side of his lap, sitting upright to put his mouth at your breasts, lowering yourself down, grinding on his hard cock and letting his mouth trail up to your neck. Because he's soooooooo fucking eager and hungry for it right, YOU'VE SEEN the way he kisses, he doesn't fucking care if he's being clumsy with it, he doesn't care which marks show the next morning and which ones don't, he can't even begin to think about that shit. He's completely, narrowly focussed on you and what you let him do to you.

Even if he's a little thoughtless with where and how hard he bites you, Brian's also a bit of a showoff right? I feel like if you were both in the middle of it– cock deep inside you, fingers digging into your thighs while you ride him– if you told him that you hope people see the marks tomorrow he'd fucking melt. Just pull his head back by his pretty blond hair, drag your tongue up his neck and whisper in his ear that this is fucking LA, you don't own a single top that'll cover the mess he left all over you. "Everyone's gonna see them tomorrow," you'll feel breath stutter, if he's close enough to cumming his hips will twitch too. "Vince might think you tried to eat me, how are you gonna make it up to me, Brian?" He wouldn't even be able to SPEAK, he'd literally just shudder and bite your shoulder as he cums

[belikov-barnes]

8, 12, 15, and 28 (though I just saw you read them out of order and spoiled it all and I gotta say I am absolutely howling with laughter I'm so sorry)

8. Favorite Moroi?

Christian! I love my little snarky emo boi, and his fire skills are badass as hell. I love that scene in Shadow Kiss where he and Rose team up. Also he has been through so much trauma and he's just prickly because it's an act of self protection. Someone needs to give that boy some therapy.

12. Which spirit ability would you want the most? (Ie dream walking, healing, compulsion, mind reading, aura reading etc.)

I feel like this is the basic answer, but I'd love to be able to read auras. The way Adrian describes it is just so beautiful. I would also love the dream walking, but if I had to pick one it would be seeing auras. Like seeing Adrian basically fall in love with Sydney through her aura, byeee I am deceased imagine the deep bond and connection that would forge between you. I want that.

Also, am I crazy or does Sonya or Robert have telekinesis powers when they're fighting in Last Sacrifice??? I remember a chair hitting Rose in the back, and I genuinely can't remember if someone threw that or if it was a spirit ability but holy shit that was wild.

EDIT: I went back and checked and yes Robert literally has telekinetic abilities. I feel like we as a fandom all collectively forgot that.

15. Favorite book in the series?

There is not a more difficult question for me to answer. Can I say all of them? Because I'm an absolute sucker for romitri I've probably got to say that Shadow Kiss is my favourite overall, but then I have favourite scenes and moments in all of the others, especially Blood Promise and Last Sacrifice. And then I loveeee The Golden Lily and The Indigo Spell, and omg Silver Shadows. They're all too good, it's like asking a mother to pick her favourite child.

28. Most shocking plot twist?

I mean yeah I already knew about Victor's betrayal, Dimitri turning, the attack on the school, the events in Russia... all because I read everything out of order lmao. But the whole Tasha reveal scene I was not expecting. That totally shocked me (and honestly the evidence regarding that still confuses me to this day) but then Rose getting fUCKING SHOT UM HELLO I had to flick to the next page to make sure she was alive before I finished reading the chapter. I genuinely thought Richelle was killing off her main character and had a mini heart attack

[datsimsguy]

Andi Astetics (idk)-Maybe #1 if it becomes a series (tbh it wont but who cares) (Helo darkness my old frieeeeeeend)

SCENE 1:

Andi: Hello Jonah

Jonah: I don't like you like that ANdi, you know this.

Cyrus: Hey Jonah-Ba-Bona-Fee-Fi-Fona

Jonah: So Cyrus watcha wanna do today? Skateboarding? Suit shopping? Filmaking? Just chilling and watch some movies on Netflix?

Andi: That doesn't mean what you think it means.

Cyrus: Netflix & Chillin alright!

Andi: Again, not what you thi-

Cyrus: Hush Andi, I know what it means.

Andi: (confuzzled)

Cyrus: It means munching on delectable frozen treats while watching some Netflix. Or Hulu if you're a messy girl who wants to die alone. SO basically me!

SCENE 2:

Marty: Hey Buffy, I've been thinking...

Buffy: I CAN DO BETTER INTRODUCTIONS THAN YOU.

Marty: That maybe I overreacted...

Buffy: ARE YOU SAYING YOU OVERREACT BETTER THAN ME.

Marty: And maybe we could become...

Buffy: MORTAL ENEMIES.

Marty: Friends?

Buffy: ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS? YOU'RE SO RUDE. BUT I CAN BE BETTER AT BEING RUDE THAN YOU.

Marty: Yeah, that's actually accurate.

SCENE 3:

TJ: So Cyrus. How's your day?

Cyrus: I don't wanna be aliiiive.

TJ: Hey guess who I just saw?

Cyrus: Darkness my old frieeend.

TJ: No, it's Buffy. Gotta run. Byeee!

Cyrus: I'm sorry that I let you down.

Buffy: WAS THAT JUST TJ?!

Cyrus: im just a sucker for pain.

SCENE 4:

Andi: So Amber. How are you.

Amber: Andi, you DO care!

Andi: I'm just waiting for my baby taters.

Amber: WHO needs BABy TatERS whEn I GOT YOOUU!

Andi: I'm just gonna go.

Amber: Don't you dare go, you Jonah sstealer! (slaps Andi)

Andi: Bye biii (realizing it's disney channel) -iiit of nastiness.

Amber: WHY ARE YOU LEAVING!!

Andi: Oh you want me to stay?

Amber: Leave you whor- (realzing it's disney channel) -se. That's what I was saying. You horse.

SCENE 5:

Walker: Hey Andi, let's go in the photobooth.

Andi: Sure, man. What pose are we doing first?

Walker: The "Slaaay queen"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: The "Single Ladies"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: The "beard"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: And lastly, the "Poker Face"!

Andi: Of course.

(take photo)

SCENE 6:

Bully: You're dumb.

Jonah: Okay, so?

Buffy: You dress bad.

Jonah: Whatever.

Bully: You smell.

Jonah: Whatever.

Bully: You are- an ugly, dumb, bad smelling, frisbee lover!

Jonah: Nobody insults Ultimate Frisbee!

SCENE 7:

Cyrus: Hey Bex, I hope you don't mind I'm doing laundry here. I just got my shirt dirty.

Bex: Oh, that's fine. Bowie left one of his here. While doing laundry, of course.

Cyrus: Of course.

Bex: Oh. Don't use the detergent. It's Andi's special.

Cyrus: Okay. I always thought that was perfume she used to attract Jonah. But then when I couldn't find any...

Bex: (smiles) Okay.

Cyrus: Oh wait. All you have is Tide Pods. iM a SmOl BeAn WiTh CrIpPlInG dEpReSsIoN so that's a bad idea.

Bex: Why?

Cyrus: Ever heard of the tide pod challenge. I might wanna be the child on the box, but there's no parent to save them.

Bex: Okay. Carry on then.

[cyguyandjolamajama]

Andi Astetics (idk)-Maybe #1 if it becomes a series (tbh it wont but who cares) (Helo darkness my old frieeeeeeend)

SCENE 1:

Andi: Hello Jonah

Jonah: I don't like you like that ANdi, you know this.

Cyrus: Hey Jonah-Ba-Bona-Fee-Fi-Fona

Jonah: So Cyrus watcha wanna do today? Skateboarding? Suit shopping? Filmaking? Just chilling and watch some movies on Netflix?

Andi: That doesn't mean what you think it means.

Cyrus: Netflix & Chillin alright!

Andi: Again, not what you thi-

Cyrus: Hush Andi, I know what it means.

Andi: (confuzzled)

Cyrus: It means munching on delectable frozen treats while watching some Netflix. Or Hulu if you're a messy girl who wants to die alone. SO basically me!

SCENE 2:

Marty: Hey Buffy, I've been thinking...

Buffy: I CAN DO BETTER INTRODUCTIONS THAN YOU.

Marty: That maybe I overreacted...

Buffy: ARE YOU SAYING YOU OVERREACT BETTER THAN ME.

Marty: And maybe we could become...

Buffy: MORTAL ENEMIES.

Marty: Friends?

Buffy: ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS? YOU'RE SO RUDE. BUT I CAN BE BETTER AT BEING RUDE THAN YOU.

Marty: Yeah, that's actually accurate.

SCENE 3:

TJ: So Cyrus. How's your day?

Cyrus: I don't wanna be aliiiive.

TJ: Hey guess who I just saw?

Cyrus: Darkness my old frieeend.

TJ: No, it's Buffy. Gotta run. Byeee!

Cyrus: I'm sorry that I let you down.

Buffy: WAS THAT JUST TJ?!

Cyrus: im just a sucker for pain.

SCENE 4:

Andi: So Amber. How are you.

Amber: Andi, you DO care!

Andi: I'm just waiting for my baby taters.

Amber: WHO needs BABy TatERS whEn I GOT YOOUU!

Andi: I'm just gonna go.

Amber: Don't you dare go, you Jonah sstealer! (slaps Andi)

Andi: Bye biii (realizing it's disney channel) -iiit of nastiness.

Amber: WHY ARE YOU LEAVING!!

Andi: Oh you want me to stay?

Amber: Leave you whor- (realzing it's disney channel) -se. That's what I was saying. You horse.

SCENE 5:

Walker: Hey Andi, let's go in the photobooth.

Andi: Sure, man. What pose are we doing first?

Walker: The "Slaaay queen"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: The "Single Ladies"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: The "beard"!

(Take Photo)

Walker: And lastly, the "Poker Face"!

Andi: Of course.

(take photo)

SCENE 6:

Bully: You're dumb.

Jonah: Okay, so?

Buffy: You dress bad.

Jonah: Whatever.

Bully: You smell.

Jonah: Whatever.

Bully: You are- an ugly, dumb, bad smelling, frisbee lover!

Jonah: Nobody insults Ultimate Frisbee!

SCENE 7:

Cyrus: Hey Bex, I hope you don't mind I'm doing laundry here. I just got my shirt dirty.

Bex: Oh, that's fine. Bowie left one of his here. While doing laundry, of course.

Cyrus: Of course.

Bex: Oh. Don't use the detergent. It's Andi's special.

Cyrus: Okay. I always thought that was perfume she used to attract Jonah. But then when I couldn't find any...

Bex: (smiles) Okay.

Cyrus: Oh wait. All you have is Tide Pods. iM a SmOl BeAn WiTh CrIpPlInG dEpReSsIoN so that's a bad idea.

Bex: Why?

Cyrus: Ever heard of the tide pod challenge. I might wanna be the child on the box, but there's no parent to save them.

Bex: Okay. Carry on then.