#i'm a helecopter

[thefoxeshaveholes]

Really all we wanted from a minecraft movie was a two-hour long episode of Villager News

[revscarecrow]

Let us share a hearty RIP BOZO for the President of Iran.

I'm not a security dude but maybe putting a bunch of important to your country people on the same helecopter and then trying to fly it in harsh conditions was a bad choice.

[tr-a-mp]

for ask game ♟️ reynie for an au! (an sq if you want i didn’t see him in the list)

yippie, au ask ^_^

(i absolutely love any tmbs au)

for Reynie, there are multiple I'm working on, the most recent one is the adoption center (which has all of 3 braincells working on it but I digress)

For this AU, I essentially give each character a specialty, (like how constance is telepathic, or sticky remembers everything) so for Reynie, his specialty I was actually thinking of time control, I think this would be a cool aspect because it would be hard for him to control this. such as perhaps he had always wanted to revisit the time before he was an orphan, to see what happened to his parents, or if perhaps they did things differently in book 1, they could have caught Dr. Curtain from the beginning (instead of him escaping in the helecopter). but knowing this would affect not only him but the whole world. he has to have self-control.

btw, super sorry, I forgot to put SQ on there. ik. horrible sin. (I'll redeem myself and add him)

SQ would most definitely have animal manipulation, more specifically on birds. no questions there. Kate would always be weary around him because she wants Mage to be free, and not controlled. One time, SQ tried using this on Martina, (get it? her last name) which resulted in a black eye. I also think Mr. Benedict would veiw him somewhat like a son, because he's the closest thing to his brother (other than Reynie) that he has. I'll imagine SQ started picking up little habits and quirks that LD did because after being brainwashed so constantly, LD was really the only close person, so he copied him.

[kittenadette]

Jotaro X female reader x Josuke ~Let the voice of love take you higher Chapter 12 Nijimura brothers Part 2

I open my eyes to see a pink and light blue/silver hand on my chest i follow the hand up to the body and face then to Josuke Josuke must have used his stand to heal me "Thank you Josuke, you healed me with your stand right. I wonder if the arrow gave me one since you healed me before it could kill me that it may have given me one since i can now see yours" i smile, looking around while sitting up i spot Koichi not far from where i am with his neck bleeding, i grab him from where i am and pull him closer to me without moving and move aside and Josuke heals Koichi as well

"Hey Koichi I'm so thrilled to see you awake how many fingers do you see?" Josuke commented

"Five" Koichi answered

"I remember my neck being slammed hard, after that i was" koichi mumbled "Where the heck are we?" he questioned

"sorry to have to tel you this Koichi, Kristie but things haven't got any better while you both were napping all i want to do right now is walk down those stairs and leave this place behind" Josuke shares

"Josuke what's going on here?" Koichi asked

"Koichi I know you just woke up and none of this makes sense but for now i need you to do is to stay quiet and close to me" Josuke spoke pulling Koichi behind him and i move close to him little army figures show themselves and start shooting injuring Josuke even more

"what the!" Koichi cried

"looks like we are being ambushed by a bunch of toy parashooters this is the power of Okuyasu's brother's stand" Josuke commened then one shoots Josuke in the face "dammit" Josuke huffed calling his stand out and his stand punches several toy parashooters "got a few but taking out two or three of them isn't going to be enough, they leave tiny wounds but the damage definitely packs a whallop. If we don't play this smart we are going to be in major trouble" Josuke comments

"since my idiotic little brother decided to meddle with my trap and save that brat my plan is gone off the rails somewhat but in the grand scheme it's of little consequence, you'll never escape this house or the domination of my perfectly synchronized stand worst company" Okuyasu's broher informed

"so the stand is called Worst Company" Josuke commented

"hey Josuke what's going on?" Koichi asks

"ask me later, I know it's crazy but i need you to stay back they're up to something" Josuke exclained they aimed their guns at us and we managed to get out of the room in the nick of time "head on these little ones have enoough fire power to blow us to smithereens" Josuke growled and glanced around "luckily we have windows" Josuke muttered "I know we are on the second floor but we have to break those windows and jump to safety" Josuke exclaimed and runs to the window and i follow

"well that was a good idea Josuke" I commented

"That's just great they've even got helecopters" Josuke groaned "but how's his stand taking the form of us army apatchy chopers?" Josuke pondered

"watch your back they've got a tank!" Koichi exclaimed pulling Josuke back and I step back as well, Josuke proceeds to using his stand to punch several bullets that are fired at him.

"you were right those are definitely tanks KOichi careful, Wait!" Josuke voiced "do you want to run that by me again, that you can see the enemy, the soldiers, the tanks the helicopter all of them" Josuke commented

"I don't understand what's going on but i can see them" Koichi confirmed

"Maybe by surviving the arrow to the neck it gave us stands thus allowing us to see stands" I noted

"Oh so the shrimp and girl has one as well" ther creep muttered "they've finally got the power to posess a stand this certainly is a surprise" he continued

"the man of the hour Okuyasu's bro, this is a pretty ballsy move showing off your stand like that!" Josuke exclaimed and tries to throw nails at the man but the soliders shoot at them destroying them

"you can think of my stand worst company as a cast iron defense it renders all attacks and intruders incapable of penetrating it's protective shield i know your itching to put me out of commission but sadly it's a pipe dream that will never come to fruition as your shining diamond's attacks will never get any where close to me" he boasted while he's was boasting i blended into the background "feast your eyes on this the perfect symmetry of my army is simply stunning isn't it" he continued and i manage to summon my stand for the first time without attracting attention I wonder if i can freeze the army?

"All uinits! maintain battle formation! at ease!" worst company calls out

there's just nothing quite like having everything perfectly in place though you did destroy a few of my foot soldiers with your attacks the troops formation is a symetrical now" He bragged with some concentration i manage to freeze the creep's stand attracting attention to me

"you were getting on my nerves rattling on, any more of your stand that i can freeze?" I smirk

"huh well you did say you were meticulious, but did you really have to get out of your hidey hole to tell us all that?" Josuke voiced before the man could respond

"now what on earth would give you that idea? I came out here to observe that troublemaker. Now as for you you only got the ones that you could see, it's hardly an issue" He spoke

"actually i concentrated on your stand as a whole not individual ones, with this being my first time using my stand i doubt i could target individual ones" I retort

"You manifest your stand now and show me the full extent of it's power and if today's my lucky day you may just posess the ability i spent so long trying to uncover" he spoke ignoring me now "show me your power and I will allow you to live" he demands i sigh and i use my stand to attack him before he can do anything else knocking him out with serious injuries and blood leaking from all around.

"sorry to interrupt whatever you were planning but he was getting on my nerves and that generally isn't easy" I mutter

"hey he was getting on mine as well, good job figuring out an ability of your stand as well as figuring how to summon your stand without help" Josuke commented with a smile

[rainbowmod]

Reze: Well, this is what my diet is. I have access to everything that's true. But as a water dragon fish is pretty healthy for me to eat. And I don't really eat anything that isn't healthy because well.... I've only ever eaten what Mom and Father tell me to eat. *she drinks the drink Sol gave her. She makes a slight face but keeps drinking*

Sol: Did I say you could touch me you Adulterous Scum... *He gives you a death glare then pushes you off him and wipes himself off*

Kimiko: You did it on purpose huh?

Lavaca: *She drinks and looks at Carla* Looke like all we're Missing is.

*Just then everything goes dark. Then a spotlight in the sky of the court yard. You all look up and see The Dolly Parton come down from a Helecopter. Signing I will always love you. Then when she lands in front of everyone and gives a show you realize....*

Denji: I'm Dolly Parton, Y'all! *Denji in full drag as Dolly Parton in her prime.*

[mystery-twins-ask-blog]

SOMEONE HELP THE POLICE ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO KNOW WHO CRASHED A HELICOPTER

I'm hiding in the basement, please S EN D H E LP

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP, AS MABEL SAID WE ARE CURRNTLY IN ANOTHER STATE 15 HOURS AWAY WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A HELECOPTER????

[ask-valiant-hero-charles]

"Hey guys!

Guess what?

IM FINALLY POSSESSING A HELECOPTERS!!!"

-charles

"YOU FINALLY DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!"

-Anon/us

"huh, so actually did it.."

-henry

*VISIBLE CONFUSION*

-general

I forgot to add Anons bubble sorry bout that;-;

General wasn't there for Charles first attempt so he died of confusion

DANG where are my manners!

Hello there! I'm Alison but might as well forget me either way

I've always admire your blog so I did something for you!

And remember to take care of yourself in process to!

Here's a cookie for you!🍪

I'm to scared to ask and tag anything here;-;

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XD amazing comic! Your art is lovely, tysm! 🍪

[mists-reading-nook]

So my Tumblr homies,I am writing that fanfiction,I'm just having a little trouble with furthering the prologues plot.So I'm probably gonna make random little posts like this! I'll also ask questions to see what kind of things you would like to see! So I started playing twisted wonderland recently,and I have a au because I love making Aus.

Reminder I haven't gotten past 1-24 in the first story,so this might be pretty inaccurate to peoples personalitys and things!

Also tw for mentions of d3ath and things!

Basically,uhh this is a au that's mixed with my wonderland lore! I'll be sharing all the lore of the universe I've been making soon so this can be put into perspective.

Basically,riddle is the grandson of the queen of hearts and he's a wonderlandian.As a baby,his life was threatened,so his mom dropped him off at his (current) families home.

His parents were having trouble having kids,and viewed Riddle as a miracle.

So that's why riddles mum was such a helecopter mom.

The best way to explain Cardina (Riddles birth mum) is the song surface pressure,as The queen of hearts died while she was young, leaving the young queen to figure out how to rule a country and fix a broken alliance all on her own.

She always thinks she must be strong,and she thinks she must amend all the mistakes her mother made.

I have made a playlist of songs that discribe this entire thing, because I am to lazy to actually make a animatics for this.

I might not make this into a full story,but that's the idea.

The story would basically be:

Wonderlandian students of both Idcih,idhsih (interdimensional college for inhumans and interdimensional highschool for inhumans)

And students from the Wonderlandian college of the magically skilled,the biggest college in all of wonderland,with all Wonderlandian people from all of the kingdoms.

Basically,there would be a exchange student program,where 8 students go to night raven for one semester,and after said semester is over,8 students from night raven go to wonderland for a semester.

And drama happens.Riddle has an existential Crisis,and then happy fluff.

The 8 students from night raven would be…

Riddle (obviously)

Y/n (also obviously)

Ace?

Duce?

Oh,trey…

Uhh….

Carter…

And for the last two…

Maybe vil? And ldia.

I like those two.

I played a ldia vignette,and I definitely think that it'd be really cool if leviathan and ldia met.But that's just me.

What do y'all think?

Of course,I'd have to get further into the game to write this,but is this even a good idea at all?

Byebye lovelies!

[allsadnshit]

i literally dreamt i was suffocating and a helecopter was coming towards me to airlift me to the hospital as my throat closed up but i was with my ex and my ex best friend and couldn't seem to remember my current partner or best friend and i was just looking at them like.....i know i love you? and i know you? but this doesn't feel right? i'm dying and i feel so empty looking at your faces i feel so unloved in my last moments? can life really be so cruel? so hollow feeling?

and i BURST awake and it took me a full five minutes like holding my throat and trying to breath in my bed and slowly remembering myles and arina and living with morgan and cameron to be like wait....i didn't die last year....i'm here now and met people who truly love and i feel so full now? thank god. i have never felt as relieved....as when i remembered this is now and not then.

and idk why i dreamt that. it was the legit scariest dream i've ever had and i had it just in the middle of the day? i mean i know i felt anxious recently about like moving forward and how sometimes shit that hurt you but you know well can feel more comfortable than new happy times that also feel risky and unknown...but my brain really just carved it out for me that i need to like move forward because if i stopped before all this change happened my life would have been so shallow and unfulfilling....

i didn't know i felt this way

[ranodo-mobile-2]

"I'm saving my loads for tonight! And its hot when you do that!" He said playfully before going right back to his own work so he didn't have to deal with it later. While Harper cleaned the brothers watched and some taunted him with helecoptering their cocks at Harper.

ranodo-mobile-2​:

“Fine. But you have to suck on my socks from last night first. Make sure you taste me the whole time you clean.” He pointed to the bathroom where his clothes from the last night were still.

Originally posted by fuckingaesteunoia

“You’re being an ass, Max,” he said, stomping off to the bathroom.  He sucked on a sock and then threw it at the man.  “There better ways to keep your taste in my mouth,” he scoffed as he walked out.

[thecuriousinferno]

Mari: I'm leaving for Italy on my helecopter :)

Me:

[lesbiandeancas]

my dream was really, really weird.... I was trying again to read fight club, and it was totally different this time. me and carly are driving, somewhere in california, near my childhood home. I go out into this huge field and just lay down, looking at the sky. there's this big disk, shimmering, and moving very erratically across the sky. I think, yes finally! I get to see a UFO! but then its getting bigger, and there are helecopters flying all around it, and some kind of fighter plane circling it. It gets bigger and bigger until it takes up most of the sky. it takes out the helecopters and fighter jet. it's huge now but still shimmering, still somehow obscured by the clouds. a red light in the center seems to shine directly on me. I go back to the house where carly and a bunch of my cats are (mine and carlys current cats, plus my childhood cats were all there).

I go in the bedroom and resume reading fight club, except in it now they are fighting aliens, and the characters from kavalier and clay (the last book that I read) are in it, at least the gay character is. its suddenly like a video game that I am playing. I fast travel somewhere and there are a bunch of grey-green aliens, who start taking huge chunks out of my health. I heal with these psychedelic healing mushrooms (which make my health bar look multicolored and tie-dyed when I take them)

finally I beat the aliens and can fast travel back to the other characters. but then I stop reading/playing and see that the spaceship is right outside my window and the red light is shining on me again. I cover myself with my book because I'm not wearing pants lol.

that's pretty much all I remember, besides some other unrelated stuff involving repainting a picture my asshole cousin painted and gave me, and being in a self driving car in the middle of nowhere.

[justemotionalabusethings]

The emotional abuse that I've been through is more subtle and not as extreme as most of the abuse stories on here and it makes me feel like I'm just overreacting or faking my trauma for attention. My mom constantly gaslights me, purposefully makes transphobic remarks towards me, and is basically an extreme helecopter parent. It's so bad, she forces me to have a tracking app on my phone so she can see where I am at all times. I'm 19. Is this abuse, or am I just being too sensitive?(empathy)

this is abuse, and i’m so sorry she treats you this way :( i understand how you feel though, i feel like my situation isn’t as extreme as others’. please know that your situation is just as bad/valid as anyone else’s

[sashibunbun]

Thing is Tena, you have interests outside the political side of Tumblr that don't lend themselves well to it.

But frankly you're right, getting away from the politics is my life crowd or in some cases, actively trolling them, because they are way too serious about shit nobody really has time for.

Like I didn't even know about that Attack Helecopter show... movie... whatever shit because I'm surface level at best, meaning I'm not obsessively political. I mean fuck, dude wrote a Amazing Sargonf00t screed because he seemingly can't into anything else.

So Tena, you got any sewing tips, because I'm working on making a fursuit.

Yeah, because that title alone totally isn’t deliberately poking the hornets nest.

[geothefafa]

yikaroonies helecopters have been flying REAL low and it's making me nervous. The other day I saw fire helecopters carrying buckets over the mountains from the lake. I'm scared to check where the closest fire is but I'm also sure it can't be too close since the smoke has gone down.

[thisisamassivefuckingmistake]

A Japanese programmer slam dunks a paper into a basket perfectly for her name is miss Kobe-Yashi