#i'm a helecopter

[thefoxeshaveholes]

Really all we wanted from a minecraft movie was a two-hour long episode of Villager News

[youcancallmeemma]

Ya'll... I just watched the new Sonic movie (Sonic 3) and I have to say... I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Me ranting about it after the cut!!

SONIC 3 SPOILERS!!

1) Okay, so, first of all. The movie was amazing. I felt so giddy and excited when I was sitting in the movie theate, just waiting for the next thing to happen.

2) I had to hold back my tears when Tom got brutally punched by Shadow, mainly at hoe Sonic reacted at that... poor boy thought he lost another parent:( I didn't want to cry in front of of my brothers. (They would've bullied me bc they always do)

2) Maria was sososososo pretty!!! I really wished that we could've seen more of the sibling dynamic between her and Shadow, but I honestly loved the relationship they had.

4) My boy Tails should've had more screen time though...💔 Along with knuckles...💔 (I understand they already had enough going on in the movie, and I think if they did what I wanted, it probably would've made the movie uncomfortably cramped)

5) TAILS LOOKED SO CUTE WITH THE HELMET ON IN THE HELECOPTER ATVTHE BEGINNING OMG⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I mentally agreed with Agent Stone when he said Tails was adorable, because he is.

6) Honestly, kinda wished Stone and Tails built up a friendship between them. Would've been fun to see them interact more! (Again, same thing I said earlier in nr.4)

7) I actually thought about this before seeing the movie. If I remembered correctly, the movie is based of Sonic adventure 2 (I believe) And Amy Rose was the one who comforted Shadow and got him to turn from evil to good? (I THINK. I SAW A PLAY THROUGH LIKE 10 YEARS AGO, DON'T YELL AT ME😭) So, I wondered how the would go about this. Honestly, the fact that Sonic comforted Shadow was a little odd to me, but what Sonic said was sweet. Since this is the movies we're talking about, it's on brand that Sonic was comforting him, since basically every single live action Sonic movie has him comforting SOMEBODY. Honestly, I liked it.

8) And... THE WAY MR. OLD REBOTNIC (can't remember name💔) GOT KILLED!?!?!? WHAT!?!? YOU'RE TELLING ME HE FOT STABBED IN THE BUTT BY A SUPER POWERED ALIEN HEDGEHOG QUIL, GOT LUNCHED UP, AND GOT INCINERATED BY A DAMN SHEILD!?!? Woah. Imagine telling other people how you died and someone says THIS to you??? My one brother quite literally looked at me like this when that happened: "😧" (my other brother laughed his arse off)

9) And the final message Robotnic gave Stone?? Omg, you can NOT tell me they didn't have SOMETHING going on over there....

10) Finally, the end credit scene... METAL SONIC AND AMY???? ARAGARAGATSGA!!!! Sigh, Why must I wait for the 4th movie to come out... 😔 (PLEASE GIVE REVERSE SONAMY IN THE NEW MOVJE OLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEA) Also, when Amy revealed herself a little boy (who had a Sonic CAPE mind you) yelled out "IT'S AMY!!!" He might be a bigger fan then me chat... (I forgot my Tails plush 😔)

11) Fun mini fact about me, I'm not much of a Shadow fan (Don't come at me) so I've never been too interested in him. However, the movie got me much more interested in him, and Shadow is now up there with the others. (Also made me feel much more for the poor boy :<)

12) Overall, the movie was literally the best one I have seen in a WHILE. Even though the movie had a lot going on, I still felt immersed in the story the whole way through. Character development was was amazing, Sonic crashing out was SO COOL??? Tails and Knuckles trying to stop him was just as amazing. Tails looking like a scared kid while Sonic and Knuckles were disagreeing tugged SO HARD onto my heart strings💔 I really recommend the movie, it was a great watch. I do however recommend watching the first two movies before watching the third one.

PLEASE DONT COME AT ME!!!

I am simply a teenage girl who's a little obsessed with the STH franchise and movies.

Also, I am not a proper movie critic. Please don't take this stuff too seriously 🙏🙏 Like I said, I'm simply a teenage girl who likes Sonic.

[revscarecrow]

Let us share a hearty RIP BOZO for the President of Iran.

I'm not a security dude but maybe putting a bunch of important to your country people on the same helecopter and then trying to fly it in harsh conditions was a bad choice.

[s4w-yer]

for ask game ♟️ reynie for an au! (an sq if you want i didn’t see him in the list)

yippie, au ask ^_^

(i absolutely love any tmbs au)

for Reynie, there are multiple I'm working on, the most recent one is the adoption center (which has all of 3 braincells working on it but I digress)

For this AU, I essentially give each character a specialty, (like how constance is telepathic, or sticky remembers everything) so for Reynie, his specialty I was actually thinking of time control, I think this would be a cool aspect because it would be hard for him to control this. such as perhaps he had always wanted to revisit the time before he was an orphan, to see what happened to his parents, or if perhaps they did things differently in book 1, they could have caught Dr. Curtain from the beginning (instead of him escaping in the helecopter). but knowing this would affect not only him but the whole world. he has to have self-control.

btw, super sorry, I forgot to put SQ on there. ik. horrible sin. (I'll redeem myself and add him)

SQ would most definitely have animal manipulation, more specifically on birds. no questions there. Kate would always be weary around him because she wants Mage to be free, and not controlled. One time, SQ tried using this on Martina, (get it? her last name) which resulted in a black eye. I also think Mr. Benedict would veiw him somewhat like a son, because he's the closest thing to his brother (other than Reynie) that he has. I'll imagine SQ started picking up little habits and quirks that LD did because after being brainwashed so constantly, LD was really the only close person, so he copied him.

[kittenadette]

Jotaro X female reader x Josuke ~Let the voice of love take you higher Chapter 12 Nijimura brothers Part 2

I open my eyes to see a pink and light blue/silver hand on my chest i follow the hand up to the body and face then to Josuke Josuke must have used his stand to heal me "Thank you Josuke, you healed me with your stand right. I wonder if the arrow gave me one since you healed me before it could kill me that it may have given me one since i can now see yours" i smile, looking around while sitting up i spot Koichi not far from where i am with his neck bleeding, i grab him from where i am and pull him closer to me without moving and move aside and Josuke heals Koichi as well

"Hey Koichi I'm so thrilled to see you awake how many fingers do you see?" Josuke commented

"Five" Koichi answered

"I remember my neck being slammed hard, after that i was" koichi mumbled "Where the heck are we?" he questioned

"sorry to have to tel you this Koichi, Kristie but things haven't got any better while you both were napping all i want to do right now is walk down those stairs and leave this place behind" Josuke shares

"Josuke what's going on here?" Koichi asked

"Koichi I know you just woke up and none of this makes sense but for now i need you to do is to stay quiet and close to me" Josuke spoke pulling Koichi behind him and i move close to him little army figures show themselves and start shooting injuring Josuke even more

"what the!" Koichi cried

"looks like we are being ambushed by a bunch of toy parashooters this is the power of Okuyasu's brother's stand" Josuke commened then one shoots Josuke in the face "dammit" Josuke huffed calling his stand out and his stand punches several toy parashooters "got a few but taking out two or three of them isn't going to be enough, they leave tiny wounds but the damage definitely packs a whallop. If we don't play this smart we are going to be in major trouble" Josuke comments

"since my idiotic little brother decided to meddle with my trap and save that brat my plan is gone off the rails somewhat but in the grand scheme it's of little consequence, you'll never escape this house or the domination of my perfectly synchronized stand worst company" Okuyasu's broher informed

"so the stand is called Worst Company" Josuke commented

"hey Josuke what's going on?" Koichi asks

"ask me later, I know it's crazy but i need you to stay back they're up to something" Josuke exclained they aimed their guns at us and we managed to get out of the room in the nick of time "head on these little ones have enoough fire power to blow us to smithereens" Josuke growled and glanced around "luckily we have windows" Josuke muttered "I know we are on the second floor but we have to break those windows and jump to safety" Josuke exclaimed and runs to the window and i follow

"well that was a good idea Josuke" I commented

"That's just great they've even got helecopters" Josuke groaned "but how's his stand taking the form of us army apatchy chopers?" Josuke pondered

"watch your back they've got a tank!" Koichi exclaimed pulling Josuke back and I step back as well, Josuke proceeds to using his stand to punch several bullets that are fired at him.

"you were right those are definitely tanks KOichi careful, Wait!" Josuke voiced "do you want to run that by me again, that you can see the enemy, the soldiers, the tanks the helicopter all of them" Josuke commented

"I don't understand what's going on but i can see them" Koichi confirmed

"Maybe by surviving the arrow to the neck it gave us stands thus allowing us to see stands" I noted

"Oh so the shrimp and girl has one as well" ther creep muttered "they've finally got the power to posess a stand this certainly is a surprise" he continued

"the man of the hour Okuyasu's bro, this is a pretty ballsy move showing off your stand like that!" Josuke exclaimed and tries to throw nails at the man but the soliders shoot at them destroying them

"you can think of my stand worst company as a cast iron defense it renders all attacks and intruders incapable of penetrating it's protective shield i know your itching to put me out of commission but sadly it's a pipe dream that will never come to fruition as your shining diamond's attacks will never get any where close to me" he boasted while he's was boasting i blended into the background "feast your eyes on this the perfect symmetry of my army is simply stunning isn't it" he continued and i manage to summon my stand for the first time without attracting attention I wonder if i can freeze the army?

"All uinits! maintain battle formation! at ease!" worst company calls out

there's just nothing quite like having everything perfectly in place though you did destroy a few of my foot soldiers with your attacks the troops formation is a symetrical now" He bragged with some concentration i manage to freeze the creep's stand attracting attention to me

"you were getting on my nerves rattling on, any more of your stand that i can freeze?" I smirk

"huh well you did say you were meticulious, but did you really have to get out of your hidey hole to tell us all that?" Josuke voiced before the man could respond

"now what on earth would give you that idea? I came out here to observe that troublemaker. Now as for you you only got the ones that you could see, it's hardly an issue" He spoke

"actually i concentrated on your stand as a whole not individual ones, with this being my first time using my stand i doubt i could target individual ones" I retort

"You manifest your stand now and show me the full extent of it's power and if today's my lucky day you may just posess the ability i spent so long trying to uncover" he spoke ignoring me now "show me your power and I will allow you to live" he demands i sigh and i use my stand to attack him before he can do anything else knocking him out with serious injuries and blood leaking from all around.

"sorry to interrupt whatever you were planning but he was getting on my nerves and that generally isn't easy" I mutter

"hey he was getting on mine as well, good job figuring out an ability of your stand as well as figuring how to summon your stand without help" Josuke commented with a smile

[rainbowmod]

Reze: Well, this is what my diet is. I have access to everything that's true. But as a water dragon fish is pretty healthy for me to eat. And I don't really eat anything that isn't healthy because well.... I've only ever eaten what Mom and Father tell me to eat. *she drinks the drink Sol gave her. She makes a slight face but keeps drinking*

Sol: Did I say you could touch me you Adulterous Scum... *He gives you a death glare then pushes you off him and wipes himself off*

Kimiko: You did it on purpose huh?

Lavaca: *She drinks and looks at Carla* Looke like all we're Missing is.

*Just then everything goes dark. Then a spotlight in the sky of the court yard. You all look up and see The Dolly Parton come down from a Helecopter. Signing I will always love you. Then when she lands in front of everyone and gives a show you realize....*

Denji: I'm Dolly Parton, Y'all! *Denji in full drag as Dolly Parton in her prime.*

[mystery-twins-ask-blog]

SOMEONE HELP THE POLICE ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO KNOW WHO CRASHED A HELICOPTER

I'm hiding in the basement, please S EN D H E LP

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP, AS MABEL SAID WE ARE CURRNTLY IN ANOTHER STATE 15 HOURS AWAY WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A HELECOPTER????

[ask-valiant-hero-charles]

"Hey guys!

Guess what?

IM FINALLY POSSESSING A HELECOPTERS!!!"

-charles

"YOU FINALLY DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!"

-Anon/us

"huh, so actually did it.."

-henry

*VISIBLE CONFUSION*

-general

I forgot to add Anons bubble sorry bout that;-;

General wasn't there for Charles first attempt so he died of confusion

DANG where are my manners!

Hello there! I'm Alison but might as well forget me either way

I've always admire your blog so I did something for you!

And remember to take care of yourself in process to!

Here's a cookie for you!🍪

I'm to scared to ask and tag anything here;-;

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XD amazing comic! Your art is lovely, tysm! 🍪

[mists-reading-nook]

So my Tumblr homies,I am writing that fanfiction,I'm just having a little trouble with furthering the prologues plot.So I'm probably gonna make random little posts like this! I'll also ask questions to see what kind of things you would like to see! So I started playing twisted wonderland recently,and I have a au because I love making Aus.

Reminder I haven't gotten past 1-24 in the first story,so this might be pretty inaccurate to peoples personalitys and things!

Also tw for mentions of d3ath and things!

Basically,uhh this is a au that's mixed with my wonderland lore! I'll be sharing all the lore of the universe I've been making soon so this can be put into perspective.

Basically,riddle is the grandson of the queen of hearts and he's a wonderlandian.As a baby,his life was threatened,so his mom dropped him off at his (current) families home.

His parents were having trouble having kids,and viewed Riddle as a miracle.

So that's why riddles mum was such a helecopter mom.

The best way to explain Cardina (Riddles birth mum) is the song surface pressure,as The queen of hearts died while she was young, leaving the young queen to figure out how to rule a country and fix a broken alliance all on her own.

She always thinks she must be strong,and she thinks she must amend all the mistakes her mother made.

I have made a playlist of songs that discribe this entire thing, because I am to lazy to actually make a animatics for this.

I might not make this into a full story,but that's the idea.

The story would basically be:

Wonderlandian students of both Idcih,idhsih (interdimensional college for inhumans and interdimensional highschool for inhumans)

And students from the Wonderlandian college of the magically skilled,the biggest college in all of wonderland,with all Wonderlandian people from all of the kingdoms.

Basically,there would be a exchange student program,where 8 students go to night raven for one semester,and after said semester is over,8 students from night raven go to wonderland for a semester.

And drama happens.Riddle has an existential Crisis,and then happy fluff.

The 8 students from night raven would be…

Riddle (obviously)

Y/n (also obviously)

Ace?

Duce?

Oh,trey…

Uhh….

Carter…

And for the last two…

Maybe vil? And ldia.

I like those two.

I played a ldia vignette,and I definitely think that it'd be really cool if leviathan and ldia met.But that's just me.

What do y'all think?

Of course,I'd have to get further into the game to write this,but is this even a good idea at all?

Byebye lovelies!

[ranodo-mobile-2]

"I'm saving my loads for tonight! And its hot when you do that!" He said playfully before going right back to his own work so he didn't have to deal with it later. While Harper cleaned the brothers watched and some taunted him with helecoptering their cocks at Harper.

ranodo-mobile-2​:

“Fine. But you have to suck on my socks from last night first. Make sure you taste me the whole time you clean.” He pointed to the bathroom where his clothes from the last night were still.

Originally posted by fuckingaesteunoia

“You’re being an ass, Max,” he said, stomping off to the bathroom.  He sucked on a sock and then threw it at the man.  “There better ways to keep your taste in my mouth,” he scoffed as he walked out.

[thecuriousinferno]

Mari: I'm leaving for Italy on my helecopter :)

Me:

[justemotionalabusethings]

The emotional abuse that I've been through is more subtle and not as extreme as most of the abuse stories on here and it makes me feel like I'm just overreacting or faking my trauma for attention. My mom constantly gaslights me, purposefully makes transphobic remarks towards me, and is basically an extreme helecopter parent. It's so bad, she forces me to have a tracking app on my phone so she can see where I am at all times. I'm 19. Is this abuse, or am I just being too sensitive?(empathy)

this is abuse, and i’m so sorry she treats you this way :( i understand how you feel though, i feel like my situation isn’t as extreme as others’. please know that your situation is just as bad/valid as anyone else’s

[thisisamassivefuckingmistake]

A Japanese programmer slam dunks a paper into a basket perfectly for her name is miss Kobe-Yashi

[sashibunbun]

Thing is Tena, you have interests outside the political side of Tumblr that don't lend themselves well to it.

But frankly you're right, getting away from the politics is my life crowd or in some cases, actively trolling them, because they are way too serious about shit nobody really has time for.

Like I didn't even know about that Attack Helecopter show... movie... whatever shit because I'm surface level at best, meaning I'm not obsessively political. I mean fuck, dude wrote a Amazing Sargonf00t screed because he seemingly can't into anything else.

So Tena, you got any sewing tips, because I'm working on making a fursuit.

Yeah, because that title alone totally isn’t deliberately poking the hornets nest.

[sonic255656]

ok just watched the movie so time to tally up my hopes

i dont think the long post feature is in yet so id add a cut but im stuck on mobile so sorry just close your eyes and scroll past

SONIC 2 MOVIE SPOILERS

The Chaos Emeralds

technically the master emerald for most of the movie but i dont care they're here

Super Sonic

mwah. beautiful. my boy looks so good in blond

Death Egg Robot

a bit of a redesign but that's expected. looks good in red AND green

Tornado

theft is badass

Longclaw

only a pre-recorded message but i'll take what i can get ok.

Tails being Helpful and not a Little Bitch Boy

him

Sonic and Tails Brotherly Bonding

not much sonic and tom but thats fine we got these two bros being dudes

Knuckles falling for an obvious ploy

we were so close to an early turnaround why does tails have bad timing

McDrama because echidna tribe

i was just expecting a mention not a major plotpoint

and now what i did not get

Crush 40

was a bit disappointed but hey we get shadow next movie that's a perfect opportunity paramount TAKE NOTES

Metal Sonic

for such an iconic sonic villain i'm fine with it. maybe in 4, his theme was kickass in the game version maybe it's a sign

Other Worlds

we got them in Pre-Quill, i'll live

Badass 90's Sonic

oh well. still a kid, after all, the sass has time to develop to snark

More Sonic Remixes

the 30th anniversary symphony spoiled me, that emerald hill version will keep me satiated

Paramount throwing shade

it is what it is

Sonic and Tom

we got enough of Sonic and Tails so substitute it

Knuckles saying "oh no"

we got a whole planned movie franchise it has to happen eventually

Michael Jackson

i mean, we got a dance off... he was there in spirit

and now the references i saw

the coffee shop where Stone was is named after Mean Bean

Sonic's ringtone is Green Hill Zone

Sonic invented the homing attack in that last fight with Knuckles

the helecopter that picked up Tom and Maddie had "SA-2" on it. in SA2 sonic is arrested and put in a GUN helicopter

i counted 2 smash ultimate sonic poses and 1 sonic adventure pose, may have mixed one up

sonic falling when the bridge got destroyed was the same as Unleashed

Super Sonic finishing off the Death Egg Robot used the same move as '06 Sonic on that one eggman robot in the opening

and that is all, if you'll excuse me i must cry tears of joy

Things That'd Make My Fanboy Ass Cry (Or Just Be Cool in General) Watching Sonic Movie 2

so some madlad posted the entirety of the sonic movie on youtube and it hasnt been taken down yet

so, naturally it's been the only thing on my mind for the past few days so i'm gonna create this list to get it off my mind

Crush 40

The Chaos Emeralds

Super Sonic

Metal Sonic

Other Worlds

The Death Egg Robot

The Tornado

Longclaw

Sonic being the Embodiment of 90's Badassery (Is that even a word? I dont care, it is for this)

More Sonic Remixes

Tails actually being Helpful and not a Little Bitch Boy like Sega made him in Forces and other games

Paramount abusing their power to Throw Shade at some of the Weird Shit Sega's done with Sonic

More of these two Bros being Dudes

if i think of anything else i'll add it on in a reblog

[youremyhuckleberry]

Jesse rubbed his eyes and wished desperately for the ability to smoke a cigarillo. These nights had started to drive him crazy, he thought, that and his desire to have his husband back. He wished he knew where Genji was, or even how to talk to him...he wished he trusted damn near anyone to protect his son from Talon. Lena and Emily could have watched him while Jesse went on this mission, if he could get to them.

He cursed every single cricket and gust of wind for making him feel like he'd miss footsteps if there were any. However, he knew without those little noises, he'd be screaming goddamn mad already.

A few hours in, he caught the sound of a helecopter, and his blood ran cold. Nothing that high tech still ran down here in the pits of the desert. He immediately, as quietly and deftly as he could, packed their sparse belongings and walked to his son, sitting with him on the bed.

He lifted the boy gently, so careful to make sure he didn't startle him. He kept Joey bundled up in one of the smaller blankets from the bed, and kissed his head softly.

"Joey, hijo, wake up...be very quiet, okay baby?" He whispered, rubbing Joe's back and gently rocking him. "Papi doesn't wanna scare ya, but we might need t' be ready to go. I promise, you can go right back to sleep as soon as I'm sure we're safe. Okay, mi amor?"

“But-but I’m not tired, Papa!” Joe groans quietly, knowing to not be too loud. He wants to stay up to help Jesse on night-watch duty, unknowing what possible danger they could be in. Joey probably thinks he’s a bit paranoid for thinking there could be anybody from Talon that would come to an abandoned motel in the middle of nowhere. It’s the safest checkpoint they can make at the moment. Joey is simply getting ready for bed even though he doesn’t want to. “Can’t I just stay up a lil longer?”

Jesse turned from where he had been setting up their belongings meticulously, each piece in its place just in case they’d have to make a run for it on short notice, and looked sympathetically at his son. “I’m real sorry, darlin’ but you need yer sleep. I promise, you get a real good nights sleep tonight, I’ll let you stay up late with me tomorrow. That sound good to you, mi sol?” he asked, before setting down the holster carrying Peacekeeper and moving to scoop up his son in his arms and hold him.

“You brushed your teeth, right?”

@joe-the-kid