#i'm a god auditor not a babysitter!

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Hey friends!

I'm a god auditor not a babysitter!, by othersin, was updated today, with 2/3 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Fluff, Funny, Cute, ProhibitedWish, scarab is not having fun"

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Hey what if, Scarab got throttled, would that be crazy or what/silly. Do not be mean to the BABY, POLLY DID NOTHING WRONG </3 AND FOR ONCE I AM PLEASED THAT SCARAB IS GETTING YELLED AT/j. He'd better redeem himself in the next chapter or I'm never looking at him ever again/j.

Not That Bad, by Megastrum, was updated today, with 4/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Fluff, Angst, Prohibited wish - Freeform, Slow Burn, Touch-Starved, My First Fanfic, Scarab Has Trust Issues"

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PRISMO IS LEARNING <3333333 AND A SOFT MOMENT WITH FIONNA AND CAKE, YES !!!!! Which was then quickly diverted by Prismo learning what Touch is and also Scarab is traumatised :[ my poor boy </3

A new work, Wrath of the Wishmaster by Void_Ink_Studios was published today, with 2/2 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Scarab has identity issues, Orbo is the worst, Prismo gets mad, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Torture, Chronic Pain, Scarab has Chronic Pain, Established Relationship"

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Both of the Chapters in this work are also on Tumblr, you can find them here and here :]. Let me tell you when I first read these I was losing my mind, they're so GOOD/pos !!!! Prismo just being there for Scarab was making me feel so many Emotions, I love it. I love this work !! And I HATE ORBO >:[

Whim of Wind Took Me South, by Thehyperfixationking, was updated today, with 6/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Attempted Murder, very unsuccessful attempted murder, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe, Slow Burn, Sorry Not Sorry, Hurt/Comfort, Multiverse Travel, no beta we die like old man prismo, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no rating yet cause the whole story isn't written may change, Enemies to Lovers, Farmworld (Adventure Time), Finn Mertens - Freeform, Jay Mertens - Freeform, Jake (Adventure Time) - Freeform, but like Farmworld Jake, Unique Weapons choice, Winter King (Adventure Time)"

IT BEGINS !!! >:}< THE STARTING OF ENEMIES TO LOVERS HAS GONE INTO MOTION; SCARAB IS NO LONGER TRYING TO KILL SOLSTICE !!!!! It only took six chapters, but that just makes it extra special/pos/j.

NSFW works are below the cut :].

I've decided to move works that are rated Mature and above below the cut; just to be safe :]. This doesn't mean that there's guaranteed to be smut or anything, but I feel better if works meant for older audiences are seperated./lh

Silly Bug, by TJade, was updated today, with 10/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Genderbending, Domestic Fluff, Teasing, Humor, Suggestive Themes, Awkwardness, Awkward Sexual Situations, Awkward Conversations, Communication, Healthy Relationships, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, Threesome, Frottage, Sexual Roleplay, Dacryphilia, Degradation, Emotional Hurt/Comfort"

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I nearly forgot that these two are in Fionna's world and seeing characters like Kheirosiphon in Ch.9 is a pleasant surprise/pos !! I have a feeling Fionna and Cake have already begun to put two and two together but I can't wait for more >:]. Please let there be no identity crises or I think I will cry/j.

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Hey friends!

A new work, Becoming Friends by Somebody_Random123, was published today, with 1/? Chapters released! It is Not Rated and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Pre-Relationship, Post-Canon, Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Touch-Starved, Enemies to Friends, The enemies part is one-sided, cough cough Scarab, Not Beta Read, How Do I Tag, Other Additional Tags to Be Added"

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A new work, The fraction of a being. by Mrcafe, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It is Not Rated and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Anxiety, Bathing/Washing, Sleepy Cuddles, Original Character(s)"

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I'm a god auditor not a babysitter! by othersin was updated today, with 3/3 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Fluff, Funny, Cute, Prohibited, Wish, scarab is not having fun"

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A new work, Traitourous Cockroach by Void_Ink_Studios, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Orbo is the worst, Villains POV, This is from Orbo's POV, I don't know what to tag this, POV Outsider, Scarab is actually liked in the office with no one poisoning the air, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Not Beta Read, attempted emotional abuse"

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This work is also on Tumblr! You can find it here :].

NSFW works are below the cut :].

Interlinked, by Finn565, was updated today, with 4/13 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Human AU, Blade Runner AU, I played pretty lose with the lore so forgive me for that, Violence, not too gorey tho, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Orbo is a piece of shit, sorry I just made him that way in this fic"

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Nirmata, by DatWheatleyBoi, was updated today, with 11/15 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Post-Canon, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Character Study, Prohibitedwish is real, Action/Adventure, Detectives, Slow Romance, Adventure time but for gods, Trauma, Psychological Trauma, Mild Gore, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Character Death"

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