#i'll take a wels hels special with an extra large coffee

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doc 🤝 wels

hermit-proofing the server

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"I'll take the Wels-Hels special with an extra large coffee, black and bitter like my mental" is going to stay embedded in my brain for weeks

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Welsknight really said

"Now let me take it further and lay it out clearly This is my home and a place I love dearly I'll defend her to my dying breath and fight for her fiercely"

can we please appreciate this man i love him

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so anyway -- where's Helsknight got to?

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What the shit

What the actual shit, I thought that I'd be from a super cool book/movie

But no the quote is from a freaking rap battle

I never want this man to change

XD okay wait but you're aware that this is only one of THREE rap battles that Wels has been a part of, right?

There's the s6 war dis track "Hermitgang" (aka, my favorite current bop)

There's "Diabolical," which we just talked about

And then there's this creeper-POV dis track "HermitBang" from a guy called Café Stifflered, and then Wels and Ely teamed up to absolutely FLAME him in "Dark Roast" which is just EPIC and I love it so much.

Wels. Just... Just Wels, guys.

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wels is only a vampire on the weekends

I knew this girl in college -- I went to a very conservative school -- who was preppy during the week and then went home and went Full Emo Goth on the weekends and I can totally see Wels doing this.

Helsknight is just weekend emo goth vampire Wels.

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Ok but that quote you used for Wels is really really cool, but like,

Where did you find it???? I know that I could try and look it up but where's the fun in that?

LOL -- it's from his Diabolical rap battle with Helsknight from last season.

The full verse is:

I observe you're a disturber and a threat to the server But with a fervor this preserver won't ever let you hurt her I'm a battle berserker, no one's resolve is firmer If you try to burn Hermitcraft, then you deserve murder Now let me take it further and lay it out clearly This is my home and a place I love dearly I'll defend her to my dying breath and fight for her fiercely If you don't back down, you'll be dealt with severely

Y'all. Wels is awesome.

I prefer elybeatmaker's version, but you can also listen to the original here, and find the lyrics here.