#i'll probably post some dumb shit if anyone wants to send things in

[quiisquiliae]

To Do:

Take out trash

Do an Exercise™️

Work on blanket????

Wine???

Post dumb memes???

[gaypolls]

Submission Guidelines/Disclaimers

First, things to keep in mind when you submit:

there is a limit of 12 answers for polls, and on this blog one of those answers will always be 'show results,' to allow for people that the poll doesn't apply to to see without skewing data. so in reality you have a maximum of 11.

there's also an 80-character limit on the options

SO, if you go over those limits, know that I will take it into my own hands to decide which answers to omit and/or how to re-word it to fit the limit.

even otherwise, expect that the wording of your submission may be slightly altered in order to be more inclusive (when it doesn't affect the data), or because i think you missed an option that you probably meant to include, or just to make it sound less clunky. if you have an issue with any changes upon posting, i'm happy to hear you out.

currently there is no wait time, but if things go as expected, soon enough it'll likely be about a 4-5 day wait between the time you submit and the time it gets posted

if your poll is addressing a very small group, don't be surprised or angry when the 'see results' poll is the biggest. that needs to be there to keep data from being skewed by anyone's curiosity.

Base Guidelines For Submitting:

poll must be related to gayness in some way. it doesn't have to be directed exclusively at gay people, but it should center same-gender attraction. if you have a poll in mind to direct specifically at bisexuals, there's @mspecpolls

it CAN be a general LGBT poll, but if it's specific to something that has nothing to do with gay attraction, you're better off submitting to another blog. there's @transgenderpolls for trans stuff and @aspecpolls for ace/aro stuff.

it CAN be directed at a specific type of gay person, such as gay men, lesbians, specifically trans lesbians, nonbinary mlm, gay poc, disabled wlw, etc - literally you can address any specific gay group you want, just make sure to say so.

...this DOES include 'cis gay men/women/people' but tbqh you're gonna have to provide a good reason to be excluding trans people from the poll

in general if you want to explicitly exclude people who have a nonconforming relationship with gender, you better explicitly say so AND have a good reason. otherwise it'll be assumed that all sorts are included and if your options don't reflect that, i will change them or reject the poll.

it CAN relate to sex (i expect many polls here will be), just try to be tasteful about it. like, as long as it sounds like you're trying to collect data rather than arouse people lol

What would make me NOT post a submission:

as mentioned previously, if it's excluding subgroups without a good reason

if it's an opinion poll about the validity of any particular type of gay person. "validity" is a moot topic and i'm not going to encourage it, and in any case i'd like the focus of this blog to be about recording experiences (real, undeniable, forever in stone) rather than opinions (always changing, meaningless)

pride discourse polls, lol

anything that tries to pit issues against each other. no "which intercommunity issue is more important to you? ableism? racism?" like cmon

if it's just way too niche and would make a pointless poll. if a poll is "who's your favorite lgbt character" and then you've got 11 options from different TV shows, you gotta know that most of the ppl who see that poll will NOT have seen ALL those shows, so they'll really just be voting for the show that they know. it's just dumb.

if it's something like "gay people: do you like pineapple on pizza?" or some other question that doesn't actually have anything to do with being gay. if you wanna send something like this, make your case for why it's relevant that the poll is directed at gay people.

if it's some other obviously offensive shit, obviously. no racism or whatnot here.

FAQ:

Who counts as gay?

Like most of these guidelines I'll continue the same sentiment from the trans polls blog: We self-define here. But I will stress answering in good faith and understanding what any given poll is asking and what definitions they're using. If you're, say, nonbinary and bisexual in a way that makes all your attraction gay, or you're gay in a very specific way (like nb4nb), or you call yourself gay bc you're mostly gay but you're technically bisexual, or you're definitely homosexual but don't actually like to call yourself gay, etc, it'll likely just depend on the poll. It's totally up to you to decide if it includes you or not, or you can always ask if you want to be sure.

Though if it's not explicitly stated that the poll excludes transmasc lesbians or transfem gays, or other trans/nonbinary gay people, you should still for sure assume it includes you.

Why isn't there an option for X?/You missed an option.

Sometimes I may genuinely miss an option, but 9 times out of 10 the lack of the option is either due to the poll limits on tumblr, or because it goes against the point of the poll. For example, if the question begins with "If you're in a relationship," then "i'm not in a relationship" isn't going to be an option. If the prerequisite of the poll doesn't apply to you, then what you click is "see results." If it's something a little less concrete, polls will usually include some kind of "other" option anyway.

Can you make more polls for X type of gay person?

*I* make polls based off what I'm personally curious about. If you're curious about something, submit it!

Do you know that some people are gay in very unconventional ways that your polls aren't accounting for?

Yes, I know. When there's room on the poll, I try to be inclusive, but often there's not, and that's really the main thing there. However, I will admit that a secondary reason is that when a poll is addressing exclusively gay people, the fact that they're only attracted to one gender is relevant, regardless of whether or not it would still be gay of them to be attracted to more.

Can you get rid of the 'see results' button? Or can you not include it on this particular poll? I only want X people to respond. This poll is ONLY for X people.

If a poll is on this blog, it's for everyone, questioning and simply curious people included. It's also not going to stop curious people from clicking if there's no 'see results' button. It ensures that the data doesn't get skewed, and gathering data is what polls are for. It doesn't hurt you to see a big see results bar. The data is still there. If the bar does wind up obscuring more significant data, that means the poll was addressing too small of a group to begin with. And that's NOT the end of the world. This blog is far from the only place where you can get information about other gay people's experiences.

[macrotiis]

- 29 y/o aries ♈️

- gender-neutral testosterone beast, I'm trans 💉(2016) & post-op (2023) TME & perisex.

- xe/xem/xyrs, he/him or she/her.

- @rainbowmancer-gwen is my fox gf 💙

- Aus/NZ Pakeha (white)

- 18 +, no minors pls, this is not a NSFW heavy blog tho.

- #noid is for images without descriptions or functional alt text.

No DNI, I just block. I usually block bigots, rude ppl, pointless discourse, harry potter fans, proshippers (some "antis" too, idk this whole thing is dumb to me), & sometimes ppl who just annoy me. I'm here for a good time, I'm not here to argue & I don't appriciate ppl trying to start shit. (Letting me know of I'm rbing someone shitty is appriciated.)

Please HARD BLOCK me if you don't want me to follow you. I'll assume tumblr is fucking up & re-follow if I'm softblocked coz that happens a lot, please just properly block me.

I'm Blitz, I'm a commie anarchist furry from down-under & my tagging system is a mess. (More info under the cut)

I love animals, hairless cats & australian wildlife are my faves. Blue & purple are my fave colors. I like loud electronic & alt music; Punk, Metal, Nu-Metal, New-Wave, Ska, Drum n Bass, Industrial, Breakcore, ect.

I draw a lot, it's like my number 1 thing, art blog is @staticblitz.

I'm not a huge fandom person, but I have a Crash Bandicoot blog @n-trance, Crash Bandicoot is my number 2 thing.

I love science fiction, fantasy & horror, stuff like; Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Star Trek, Invader Zim, Doctor Who, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Dorohedoro, Berserk, Digimon Furries & table top role-playing games.

I'm a weird kind of aroace bisexual queer, I'm a transsexual in the sense that I'm trans, I take hormones (testosterone) & am post-op (hysterectomy); I believe being trans is different for everyone & hate truscum/transmeds. I also don't like transandrophobia/transmisandry truthers, listen to trans women & learn about transmisogyny without getting defensive. I promise you, there is space for us in the framework of discussions about transmisogyny already. PLEASE don't take posts I make about *MY* experiences as someone transmasc adjacent & get mad thinking I'm generalizing the whole trans man/transmasc community. I am one guy (system) & cannot speak for the entire community & I don't try to!

I am kink & sex positive, I sometimes do sexwork & I talk about it sometimes. That said I do have boundaries & I do think you ought to be responsible for what you post & where (ie; tag that shit & keep it away from kids). I cant prevent it, but would prefer DDLG or ABDL blogs not follow or interact with me (it's fine if you use a non-kink related blog instead. I don't judge you, I just have trauma surrounding this). Thanks 💖

Proshippers are weird, not keen on antis either but equating finding your pedo/incest fanfic a bit gross to police violence is actually nonsensical, end of discussion.

I think Marxism is pretty pog, I'm by no means an expert but I am very politically active where I live. I grew up poor with my 2 siblings & my single disabled mum, we are ex-Jehovahs Witnesses (yes thats important). This has shaped a lot of my world view, I align myself with the marginalised & working class people of the world. I am heavily critical of capitalism, liberalism, nationalism & imperialism. If you have a problem with commies or anarchists, you probably won't like me. I hate fascists & I hate cops. I love my community tho & working together with anyone who wants to work toward a better world.

I am moderately able-bodied, but have mental disabilities. I don't wanna share all but I have autism, C-PTSD & chronic fatigue among many other things. I am a system, I hate syscourse, endo systems are welcome here, ableists demanding medical history are not.

I will tag for any trigger if you ask me, I already tag a large amount of things for both categorization & moderation.

Do not send me donation posts, thanks.

This is my fursona, draw xem if you want I would love that :3

[lilac-5ky]

why is there no rickroll alignment chart for gintama characters?

it's 4 am and i have crazy thoughts.

Gintoki always falls for it. He is straight up dumb when it comes to technology and if it has Ketsuno Ana's name on it, he's clicking.

Shinpachi also falls for it, but at some point starts becoming hella sus over it. Gets rickrolled over Otsu-chan a lot and wants to pass a law against rickrolling.

Kagura probably rickrolls everyone and is proud of it.

Sougo is the type to get creative with the links and hid a rickroll where you'd least expect it. Rickrolls the shit out of Hiji. Most likely leaves a recorder somewhere in his place and scares the living crap out of him in the middle of the night. Definitely has a competition with Kagura and they fight over who's the best rickroller. Hates it when his handiwork is confused with hers.

Hijikata is the biggest victim istg, I feel sorry for him. Might try to rickroll Sougo or Gin once out of spite.

Kondo LOVES getting rickrolled LMAO somehow he thinks of rickrolling as a good thing and always thanks people for it.

Yamazaki goes insane over rickrolling. Hides in his apartment with anpan and starts having visions of Rick Astley. poor fella

Otae got rickrolled once by Kondo who shared it with her, hoping it'd make her laugh. He is not with us anymore, god rest his soul.

Kyuubei tries to become a pro rickroller to impress Otae. Doesn't realize how much she hates it :/

Madao gets reverse rickrolled and loses his job. Someone (I bet my money on Gin figuring it out) sends him an inappropriate video that he assumes to be a rickroll, plays it at full vol -----> insta fired.

Soyo-hime is one of the top tier rickrollers across the nation. She thrives on people's hatred and discomfort, straight up super sadistic rickroller.

Matsudaira straight up shot his phone and dealt with it once and for all.

Isaburo was about to get rickrolled, but Matsudaira shot his phone as well.

Nobume just doesn't get it. She stares at it blankly, not understanding what's so fun about it.

Oboro is the same as her, but deep down he wants to try it out himself, and he does so on the WORST individual ever.

Utsuro just smiles for a bit and murders him.

Sacchan tried to reverse rickroll Gin-chan by filming a sexual video of herself and hiding it in a rickroll.

Zenzou avoids every rick roll swiftly and brags about it. Someone kicks his ass and he goes quiet.

Katsura doesn't get rickrolled by anyone ;-; if anything, he tries to rickroll himself and shows it to others as if it's an accomplishment.

Elizabeth feels sad and cringed, so she rickrolls him once through her sign boards. It was the happiest day of his life.

Tatsuma laughs at every single rickroll like an idiot and opens each one knowing exactly what it is. Shares them around and contributes to the insanity.

Mutsu bans every single post of his. Tries hard to gets his accounts suspended.

Takasugi actually knows how to rickroll! He most definitely learned how to just to spite Gintoki, who never really expected that from him. Tried to rickroll Bansai as well, but he only commented about the song and was mostly unfazed. Bummer.

Matako was the one who taught him how to. Secretely expects him to try it on her, but he never does ;-; laughs at other people getting rickrolled for sure.

Bansai, like I said, doesn't get it. He is like Nobume, but he feels bad about not understanding. Probably posts the song on his account just to be meta.

Takechi makes an anti-rickroll campaign as well to liberate loli vids and anime memes from it.

Kamui sees Kagura doing it and starts doing it to others as well, mostly Umibozu, Abuto and Takasugi (once or twice, he loves his adoptive father)

Abuto is forced to chuckle every time while internally screaming W H Y

Tsukuyo has a fate worse than Matako. She learned what it was, learned how to do it, sent it to Gintoki, and was left on read.

disclaimer: this is a shit post. i have no idea why i wrote it and i'll probably forget all about it the day after. tagging is gonna be nightmare. oh boy ;-;

[defeatsthem]

“📔” FOR MJSEFF I AINT EVER SENT SOMETHING SO FAST

TW for anyone that might read this, as this extremely dark au has already been discussed with @twotonesoffun. Read this with the utmost caution.

MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING: depression, suicidal thoughts and ideation

This takes place after Max's surgery and beyond. All he could do with his free time was mull over every stupid thing he'd ever done or said in his life.

Day 1:

Yesterday you left. I don't blame you for it one bit. You should've left. Matter of fact, you shouldn't have ever even shown up at the hospital at all. I keep staring at the bottle, the temptation to grab a fistful of pills and just end it right here is so tempting without you here. This house is so bare and I never realized how empty it was until your laughter wasn't here to fill it.

Day 13:

Thirteen days post-surgery. My knee still hurts like a fucking bitch. I won't lie, the worst part isn't getting out of bed by myself or having to resort to an in-house nurse in the meantime to take care of me now. It's humiliating. My fingertip keeps hovering over your name in my contacts, wanting to send a message but I don't dare to. Instead, I just open the video of me fucking that blonde woman to remind myself why I hate myself. Still, the temptation to take all those leftover painkillers lingers. I dunno why I haven't done it yet.

Day 42:

Physical therapy is getting easier, I guess. I can finally get off crutches in a few weeks but... whatever. It's been three weeks since the New Year holiday came and went and I can't believe it's been nearly a year since Seth and I hooked up at that rest top for the first time. I still remember how he felt... how I felt. It's forever engrained in my brain no matter how many times I wanna just forget about him because I'm ninety - nine percent certain he's forgotten about me already. I really need to stop directing this journal to him so maybe with this entry, it'll force me to.

Day 99:

Fuck, I miss you. I almost sent a message to you today, asking you how you were as if you'd even fucking respond. I at least finally flushed the rest of my meds down the toilet finally. They were burning a hole in my chest every single fucking night sitting on my nightstand. It was hard to discard the only thing you'd ever race to see me for. Fuck, I'm writing about him again when I said I wouldn't.

Day 273:

Nine fucking months. I was told I'd be out for an entire year but I'm a damn machine apparently. The past nine months have been an absolute mindfuck, but weirdly enough, it was necessary. I had to be on the brink of killing myself to see what I really wanted out of life. All I want is for him to be by my side again. Luckily, after getting some insider knowledge, I was able to find out where RAW is tomorrow night. I'm gonna go see him again. I can't be caught by security or talent otherwise I'll be kicked out immediately and probably arrested for breaking and entering into his bus but... at this point? I don't have much else to lose.

Day 274:

I'm burning this motherfucking journal right away tomorrow regardless of what happens in the next couple of hours. No one can know I even did this shit or sounded like such a whiny teenager bitch, okay? I can hear his music playing and I'm watching the show, sipping back an IPA from his fridge. The same kind that was in there the first time we met. He never changed, did he? He shouldn't. I can also smell that body wash he loves lingering throughout this entire thing. I don't dare make a sound since his driver is right outside, mingling with the crew. [THREE HOURS LATER.] I can hear his music playing again. He must've done the dark match after the show. At least it gave me some more time to get mentally prepared to see him again. I feel nauseous. Maybe I shouldn't have come...this was so fucking dumb of me. Shit. I hear his voice outside... here goes nothing.

[ciaossu-imagines]

Good morning, my lovely readers! There's just a couple things I want to chatter and rant and rave about before I throw up an answer to the one ask in my box and probably some other posts!

First and foremost is just a friendly, loving reminder that, as I warned everyone for a couple days before the event, when an event happens, the ask box is closed for regular requests! I told ya'll that and asked everyone to throw any asks they had in my box before the event so that this wouldn't make things too hard on anyone while the event was ongoing! I try to make the events really interesting and varied but still generic enough in theming for you all to fit in most of those requests on certain event days!

And guys....please send in event asks. Like, pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY please. I don't mean to sound salty but I put a really solid amount of work into planning and making these events for the blog, at least several days of work and I hold them so that I get a full inbox, with a lot of different kinds of requests for different fandoms and different characters. And that leads to me being active on here, because with that variety, I can have a lot of asks to choose between and can always find something I want to write at the moment and can post regularly. Like, honestly, without asks and requests, this blog falls into being abandoned and inactive, so don't think you'll be bothering me or I'll think requests are dumb because they aren't and I love them! But please do follow the rules - if an event day is going on, send in requests for that event day and save the ones that aren't for that event day for either the end day of the event or for when the event is done!

Second and very important!

Just because I view a character one way or write a character one way, it doesn't mean everything I say is 100% the truest, rightest way.

I'm not the writer of the original canon work. I'm simply putting out my views of the characters and having fun writing them how I see them. My views are not canon, though I try to be as close in characterization to canon as I can be. But how I read or interpret a character IS NOT THE ONLY WAY. I noticed this especially with some of the non-event requests I was bombarded with last night on Gokudera...It's completely cool if you think the opposite of me in terms of how he would be with a partner. Both of us can be perfectly right and valid at the same time!! It's the magic of fiction and character interpretation!

And, like, I will try to do my best to answer all requests but if your ask basically boils down to 'I know you have already said exactly what you think would happen in this situation but I think the exact opposite and think he'd be really attention-seeking from a partner and want to spend all this time with them so like, can you write that instead?'

ALTERNATES TO DOING THAT SHIT THAT I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE

Message me! Seriously, send me a dm and be all 'hey, I've been reading your Gokudera stuff (or other character) and I like it but I really don't see Gokudera like that and I love him and really just want someone to talk to about my love for him and all my thoughts about him' because I will be so, so down and happy to do that with anyone! I have people I do that with for a couple fandoms and it saves me from just repeating the same thing on my dash a million times while still letting you get out those feelings!

Make your own post about it! Start your own writing blog! Get your views out there too! Reblog my post and get your opinion out there! Make your own post and tag me in it so that I can read it and talk to you, encourage you, be all 'COOL SHIT; I THINK THIS IS GREAT'. Honestly, almost every single one of my fandoms is super-small and need more people out here talking and gushing about their favourite characters and getting out all these various takes on characters so that all voices are heard!

[simpforhoon]

not just friends. (s.jy, p.js) *ೃ༄

pairing : dom! jake x reader, dom! jay x reader

genre: smut. (oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex, name calling, degradation, some praise)

synopsis: jay and jake fuck you until you black out. that's it. this is probably the filthiest thing I've ever written

A/N: okay so I posted this a while ago, but I just edited it, made it filthier, and amped everything up, so enjoy! this was also originally requested by my meow anon, so I hope you like this new and upgraded version!

it all started as a silly bet between your two best friends. the three of you had been hanging out at jay’s house for movie night as you did every friday, and soon the conversation drifted from the hot female lead to who had a better sex life.

not wanting any part in the conversation, you’d gone to the kitchen to get some more popcorn only to come back and find both jay and jake with the most sly smiles on their faces. Jay beckoned you over with a simple flick of his wrist, and you would be lying if you said that didnt turn you on. and then it was jake who whispered in your ear “now angel, we’re gonna take turns using your cute little cunt and you’re gonna take it all like a good girl aren’t you?” at which your throat went dry and all your could do was nod as your throat went dry with their hands on your thigh. “good girl” jay whispered as he wasted no time in attacking your neck with kisses.

within minutes, all your clothes were off and you were laying back on the couch against jake as jay pressed kisses down your body, finally reaching your soaking core. he looked up at you once before diving in, using one finger to rub your clit as his tongue delved in and out of your glistening core. as jay ate your out, Jake's hands came up to tug your nipples between his fingers, rolling and squeezing the sensitive bud, his actions only making you whine more.

you felt so sensitive, it was like all your senses had been heightened, but at the same time everything just felt so fuzzy and you felt so good. little by little you felt your climax build up as you finally came all over jay, as he continued to lap up your juices, leaning up to look at you with dark eyes, a smirk making it's way to his mouth, your juices and saliva dripping down his chin. "you taste so good baby, I could just eat your little cunt forever".

you were already sensitive, your body felt like it was on fire as they switched positions, Jay's hands coming up to tug at your nipples, as jake pushed one finger into you, making you arch your back against Jay's chest. in response to this, he pulled you back against him again, making sure you wouldn't move as you let out a whimper. "be a good little slut and stay still or you're not going to get to cum, hm?". you nodded vigorously, not wanting to get denied of your release.

jake chuckled at the sight of you, as he got a perfect view of your expressions, his long fingers thrusting into you lazily, hitting all the right spots inside you. "you look so pretty, all fucked out like this, you're just our dumb slut aren't you?". when you didnt answer, both of them stopped moving, jay raising his eyebrows expectantly as he pulled your hair back. "he asked you a question didn't he sweetheart?", he growled in your ear. "yes! shit-yes, I'm just a slut for you, now please move, please I'll do anything" you managed to get out as both of them smirked. "good girl."

you'd come once on jake's cock already, his length filling you up completely, not failing to satisfy you in every way possible as you sucked jay off, the taller man gripping your hair and forcing you to take all of him at once. once all three of you had come once they switched positions, your mouth now around Jake's length as jay lined himself up against you. "we're gonna fuck you so well, that you'll never think about anyone but us, isn't that right doll?" his words made you moan around Jake's cock, sending vibrations up it as he hissed and gripped your hair tighter. you had already cum about thrice now, Jake's cum mixed with yours as it dripped out of you.

jay wasted no time in pushing himself into you, your cum and Jake's acting as lubricant as he slipped himself in with ease. not giving you a chance to adjust, he thrusted in and out of you at a fast pace. you gagged and choked on Jake's cock length as jay filled you up. jake finished pretty quickly as he finished down your mouth, gripping your jaw and telling you to swallow. jay groaned when you clenched around him, one hand coming up to grip your hair. you reached your high pretty fast as he fucked you hard and fast, the overstimuation of your sensitive core being too much for you as everything became fuzzy and felt yourself slipping away as jay filled you up with his cum.

when you came to, both of them were showing you with kisses and jay was cleaning you with a soft cloth, telling you that you did so well for them, jake dressing you in one of jay’s large shirts before tucking you into bed and wrapping their arms around you, still giving you small kisses on your forehead. "so...." jake started as you groaned, burying your head in Jay's shoulder. "I know what you're going to ask me, and no I'm not answering". "but come on, who really fucked you better hm?" jay asked, wiggling his eyebrows at you in a silly way. "go to bed." you said, shutting your eyes and ignoring the protests of the two boys on either side of you.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

What's worse, looking at the notes of posts that were put in the general tag, or suicide baiting in the notes of a meta about Izzy that someone disagreed with? I'll wait.

oh dont pretend youre just stumbling across these asks at random as you scroll the ofmd tag. the post that brought you back to my ask box right now i reblogged an hour ago. it was posted five hours ago. it has 17 notes. youre not just looking at the notes of random posts tagged ofmd, youre looking FOR notes. you are specifically keeping tabs on every ask youve sent that actually got answered, because you want to see if anyone else has disagreed with you.

and dont play fucking dumb. “looking at the notes of posts that were put in the general tag” would be one thing, but thats not where you stop, is it? once someone comments or tags these asks with their thoughts, you take the time to go to those people’s blogs to see if they have anon on. and if they do, you actually sit there and type out your nasty little messages to send on anon bc for some reason you get a fun vindictive little thrill from being a cunt to strangers on the internet. it’s probably the only place in your life where you actually have the balls to show your true colors, bc on anon you dont face any consequences. newsflash, asshole: any real life friends of yours (if you fucking have any) would think youre being a dick right now. they would be embarrassed at the amount of time you are wasting sending mean messages to strangers on the internet. you wont even make a burner for it, youre too chickenshit to send anything to people who have the good sense to turn off anon.

idk what the notes of an izzy meta have to do with your two night reign of pathetic anon hate, but considering how you tried to water down your non-stop harassment as “looking at the tags,” im gonna guess that “suicide baiting in the notes of a meta about Izzy that someone disagreed with” is an over-exaggeration taking things way out of context. you cannot “gotcha” me with half the fucking story, asshole. there are situations where id say that yeah, telling someone “kys” is not as bad as the extremely embarrassing shit youve been pulling. and guess what! now is one of them!

anon, my dearest piece of shit:

[gh0stbunnywriter]

request rules!

My requests/ submissions/ asks are open! Send me a funny little idea or whatever it is you ghoulies wanna see, and i'll write it! if i want. there are things i personally will or wont do, but i'm just going to list the big ones, and things that should be common sense.

✦ rules below the cut! ✦

✦ i will write: x!reader, smutty stuff, fluffy stuff, angsty stuff, violence-y stuff, creepy monsters, horror? ronance and steddie are my current faves! check out my fics for an idea of what i write!

✦ aged up is something im cautious of and is okay for some characters and situations (ex. all characters are aged up in my band fic, eddie is 26), but if you do not make it clear that it's in a post-highschool setting, i will not write that. speaking of-

✦ i will not write: underage anything! are you a sick freak? get outta here! :D i won't write non-con , i will not write irl people (e.x. joe quinn), and i will not write cheating fics.

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characters I write for (i can write for others if i know who they are, so it doesn't hurt to ask!):

✦ stranger things: eddie, steve, nancy, robin, gareth (may update)

✦ mha: keigo takami, touya todoroki, aizawa shouta

✦ haikyuu!: bokuto, kuroo, tsukishima (all after the timeskip)

any au is fine, I'm always up for something fun and funky.

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[imclumsy]

Livestream

(peter parker x actress!reader)

Summary: the reader is an actress starring in stranger things. she starts a livestream as she chills with her best friend, peter. they get flustered when her fans point out their flirting. the fans go crazy once something happens.

Warning: idk, language maybe? if that counts??

A/N: i found this in my drafts on wattpad lmao. thought it was cute and decided to continue writing it for my first tumblr imagine post. oh and ‘Y/c/n’ means ‘your character’s name’.

“Hey, guys.” You smiled at your phone screen, holding up a peace sign as you started a live stream on Instagram. Comments started to flood in.

avengersfan01 - OMG UR LIVESTREAMING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES

y/niswifey - WHERE HAVE U BEEN,, LAST TIME U POSTED WAS A MONTH AGO

msmarvel19832 - notice me senpaiiiii 😭

strangertingzz4life - hiiiiii ❤️❤️💖

"So, I'm kinda bored, my parents aren't home and I thought 'Why not do a Q&A?' since I haven't been so active on Instagram lately because I’ve been busy filming." You shuffled, trying to find a comfortable position to sit in.

"Stop moving, Y/n. I’ve almost got a 10 streak kill." Peter nudged you, keeping his attention on his video game as he ran someone over with a car.

Who knew Spider-Man would enjoy running over pedestrians.

"I'm trying to get comfortable, dickhead, let me be." You smiled, moving the camera so it was away from you and Peter. You finally decided to lay your head on his stomach as he let you lay between his legs.

"Ok, sorry about that, technical- well, physical difficulties." You laughed at the camera, making Peter chuckle, "Anyways, questions anyone? I'll answer as many as I can."

You waited for the comments to load and read out the first one you saw, "From captainamericaswhore, love the username by the way, 'Who's legs are those?'" You giggled as soon as you finished reading.

Everyone in the comments started to freak out.

y/n.y/ln.is.my.queen - YO I BET IT'S PETER SKSJAK

dontreadmyusername - who tf is peter-

peterxy/n.otp - ALJSSJAK IT'S MY SHIP OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WITNESSING THIS

madmax751300 - [dontreadmyusername] get outta here u uncultured swine

elevenseggos - those r some thicc legs wInK wOnK

suziep00 - [elevenseggos] and i fucking oop-

“Are you livestreaming?” Peter asked, pausing his game and taking his headset off, reaching away to place it on the table.

“Yep,” You replied, popping the ‘p’. Your fans already knew who Peter was since he made a regular appearance in all your social media, especially your stories. “It’s Peter’s legs by the way. Say ‘hi’ to everyone, Pete.” You turned your camera to him.

“Hey.” He waved, sending the fans a charming smile.

“Alright, next question-“ You said, sitting up before hitting your head on Peter’s nose.

“Fuck.” He held the bridge of his nose. You laughed, letting your head fall forward as you clutched your stomach. “That fucking hurt, you idiot!” He shoved your shoulder, laughing to lighten up the mood instead of making it serious.

You turned around, looking at the tears welling up in his eyes, “Aww, alright. I’m sorry.” You reached behind him to grab a tissue from the tissue box on the small table and wiped his tears, “You good?”

"Yeah, kinda hurts, but I'm fine." He laughed, giving you a smile to reassure you that he's okay.

“You’re such a baby.” You playfully rolled your eyes before quickly kissing his nose. “You know, my lips kinda hurt too.” He smirked.

“Nice one, Parker.”

“I try my best.”

“Well, it might just be working.” You flirted back, making Peter blush profusely.

You completely forgot that you were still livestreaming as you felt your phone violently vibrate in your hand. Everyone was going crazy; crazier than normal.

noahpotatoes - WTF WTF WTF WTAF I’M SCREAMING

lucasisunderrated - Y'ALL SHE SAID 'WELL IT MIGHT JUST BE WORKING' OMFG ALL THAT FLIRTING IS GONNA PAY OFF I’M GONEEE

finnwolfhardofficial - real smooth peter,, real smooth

dustybun4life - i wonder what’s gonna happen after this livestream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

steve_the_mom - [dustybun4life] SOME OF Y'ALL ARE NASTY OML-

Your face heated up after reading some of the comments. “What can I say, Finn? Practice makes perfect." He managed to say one last bold comment before his face turned completely red after reading all the comments shipping you two.

ironlad01762 - PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT-

elizabethz04 - SO I WASN’T HALLUCINATING LAST LIVESTREAM WHEN Y’ALL WERE FLIRTING OML I’M GONNA PASS OUT

sadiesink_ - you guys better get together by the end of this live otherwise we’re no longer gonna have movie nights in my trailer

therealcalebmclaughlin - your flirting is so cute it makes me want to puke

gatenm123 - just saying.. i better be in the front seat for your wedding

elevenseggos - I'M LOVING THIS INTERACTION AND ALL BUT PLS CONTINUE THE Q&A, I WANT THE TEA SPILT ALL OVER THE TABLE CLOTH

You felt really flustered now, feeling Peter’s body heat radiate as he wore his headsets to continue his game in order to avoid showing his flushed face. You cleared your throat, “Alright, guys, come on. Elevenseggos is right, let’s continue the Q&A.”

elevenseggos - OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN NOTICED, WHAT A BLESSED DAY

gayforrobin - [elevenseggos] CONGRATS

milliebobbybrown - [elevenseggos] "I WANT THE TEA SPILT ALL OVER THE TABLE CLOTH" I'M USING THAT FROM NOW ON

flayedforbilly - [milliebobbybrown] MILLIE OMG @elevenseggos IS HAPPY-CRYING ALL OVER ME RN, WHAT DID U DO

You waited until some questions pop up and read the first one I see, "From stony4life, 'What's it like playing a fan-favourite character in Stranger Things?'" I bite my lip as I think of an answer, "I mean - obviously - it's really cool. I actually originally auditioned for a smaller role since this was my first big thing but ended up getting the role of Y/c/n. It’s really fun to be able to play this character; she’s strange but in a mysterious yet cool way, she clicks with everyone in the group and she just straight up vibes.”

You waited for another comment, “Ooh, from peterxy/n- oh, hah, okay.” You blushed because of the username, “Have you met your celebrity crush? See, I actually ran into him 3 years ago but that crush has worn off now.” You shrugged, “But! But this guy,” You turned the camera around to face a deeply concentrated Peter, “does have a celebrity crush and he won’t tell me who it is.”

He immediately paused the game again and took off his headsets, “Because it’s embarrassing.”

“I’m sure it’s not, don’t be so dramatic.”

“Trust me, it is.”

“You know I can probably get my agent to get you to meet them.” You pointed out.

“Yeah, but what if I already met them?”

milevenisrealmfs - OH MY GOD GUYS BRACE YOURSELVES IT’S GONNA HAPPEN

eggosaresuperior - SHIT SHIT WAIT LEMME GET MY SCREENRECORDER ON

milevenisrealmfs - omg y/n better get what he’s saying otherwise i’m gonna cry

“Oh my God, when? Why didn’t you tell me?” You asked. He looked at you like you were joking, “Seriously?”

“What?” You furrowed your brows in confusion.

“You’re actually so dumb.” He said before softly grabbing your jaw and kissing you. You almost dropped your phone from the sudden action but he pulled away just before you could.

You were left with a dumbfounded gaze, you glanced at your phone and saw all the comments flooding in again, “Alright, gotta go guys, bye.” You quickly ended the live.

You sighed then looked at Peter, “You like me?” You asked.

“Well, yeah. I thought it was pretty obvious.” He shrugged, nervously avoiding your eye contact.

You studied his features before gently placing your lips against his. He kissed back, leaning into your touch as you held his cheek. You pulled away, both of you smiling, “Then it’s a good thing I like you too.”

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[puttingtherotinerotica]

Who's this Rotten asshole?

Listen here, you dirty fucks. 

I'm Robbie Rotten, and I'm a filthaholic. 

First things first, if you're a minor, piss off. This ain't for you. If you initiate contact with me and I get the faintest inkling you're not of age, I will fucking ghost your ass. 

I write horror smut in varying degrees of extremity. I post my work on Reddit and Tumblr (it's in my links, but if it's on Tumblr, it's also on Reddit and vice versa) and will probably self publish them eventually. 

This is actually my *second* donkey show, so I'm going to answer a few questions I'm used to fielding right out of the gate. Make sure you read until the end, fuckwit.

Do you create custom content?

Yes, I do. Here's how it goes. 

The first length I offer is Flash Fiction. There's no word guarantee, but I guarantee one scene with a story arc with all the crazy little tics you need to get off in it. This will run you $10. 

For the other lengths, I require you to buy me a coffee first (check my links) to show you're serious. If you can't afford it, piss off. If you've already ordered a Flash Fiction scene before, and there weren't any issues between us, I'll waive that. 

A short story with three sex scenes, themed to your specifications with all your favorite sick shit worked in. I can get that done for you for $25.

And finally, we have novellas. Multi-chaptered, story heavy with a guarantee of eight scenes of world class filth just the way you like it. That'll be $50. 

For all the aforementioned lengths, I will not ask for any money until it's finished and ready to send.

However, my final offering is novel length. 20+ scenes, and an engaging story. This is a serious endeavor that requires some commitment. $75 up front, $75 on delivery. 

Does all that sound too expensive? Perfect. Leave me alone. I ain't in this to make money, I'm in it because I'm a sick fuck. 

If you're a dumb bitch who just wants to be a victim, keep reading.

Specifications

I am a heterosexual man. Writing from any other position is not my strength. I may play around with the occasional werewolf or eldritch monstrosity, but I don't do shit with animals. 

Other than that, I have no limits, except one caveat. 

I know a lot of you low-life bastards would love to read about your cheating ex getting sodomized by a chainsaw wielding maniac. I'm well aware you incel neck beard fucks would cum in your pants three sentences into a story about you finally fucking that lesbian from the Starbucks straight at gun point. But I ain't about that shit. It's weird. You're weird. Go get a hooker or something. You can have a type you want the victims to be, you can describe them for me, that's all cool. But I'm naming the characters and devising their traits. And for fuck's sake read the next part out loud for me: I don't give a fuck about the bitch who ruined your life. 

***Does you or someone you love have a burning desire to be on the business end of my pen?***

There's a few things to this. 

One. I'm nothing of I'm not a grade A fucking pervert. If you're a woman who was born with a vagina, I will gladly make you a victim in a story for the comically low, bargain bin price of…you sending me pictures of how fucking depraved you are. Nudes, lewds, all of it, I love it. Fat, skinny, tall, short, big tits, no tits, whatever race, I wanna fucking see it. Here's the catch: one must be verified, i.e. reach out to me privately and I'll tell you some shit to write on some paper and hold up in one of the pictures. Don't worry, I'll never ask you for your real name or any identifiable details. 

Note that these pictures and our conversations will be saved and archived in the event of any ramifications of me using your likeness. They will not be shared with anyone in any  other circumstance. (But I'm just a psychopath on the internet, I wouldn't trust me.)

Two. If giving your sweet little wifey a story about her getting gangraped by zombies for her birthday is your idea of a romantic gesture, I hate to ruin the surprise, but I'm going to need verification that the woman in question is down with this. You can PM me to discuss this. 

Three. If you're a sad fuck who wants me to write about your favorite anime character getting facefucked by you and your cheeto-fingered friends, go touch grass and get laid. 

Do you roleplay?

Sometimes, selectively. That depends on what you bring to the table. DM me and we'll see. Again. If I can't verify you're a woman from your posts and you're trying to roleplay a woman, I will probably ask you to prove it. There's weirdos out there. 

All that said, I'll do a lot of shit for money and a good bit for titties, so. Hit me up, slut. 

RIGHTS

If you get a scene or story from me, and you want to tell your laughably unattainable crush that you wrote it for them, I don't give a fuck. Just know that unless other arrangements are explicitly made I reserve the right to post the story I wrote for you freely on the internet, use said story for physical or digital publication for my own financial gain, and use or reuse characters your input may have had a hand in shaping. The stories and characters I create are mine. Period.

And finally, in conclusion, if you have a problem with any of this, eat shit. 

[punkscowardschampions]

Indie & Rio

Indie: [Sends selfie] Indie: Bangin or clappin? Rio: 😍😍😍 Rio: So peng Rio: Gurl who you fightin?! Indie: Not too extra like? I don't wanna go too hype w my garms Indie: There's a lad at college and he is proper peng no jokes Indie: I helped him fix his wheels now he owes me and tonight I'm collecting Rio: Nah, perfect Rio: effortless babe 🙏 Rio: Ooh, love that for you Rio: Obviously not a dickhead either if he didn't get humpty about you being a grease monkey Rio: Debrief after, like 💋 Indie: Wifey please, didn't give the boy no chances to do anything but moving aside Indie: Innit. The vibe feels good to me I'm about seeing what he's thinking to do tonight Indie: You out? Indie: I'll catch you over the crunchy nut like Rio: That's my baby! 😄😘 Rio: 🍀 Rio: Thinking 'bout linking if he's got eyes boo Rio: Yeah, I'm not home but fosho be back in the AM, I'll bring your faves back Indie: If he only wants to jam that's gonna feel dred after how amped ive got 💔😢 Indie: But I'm have him pegged for a chief tourist if he can't see what he was onto Indie: is it? Bit awkward to bring mckenna over if I've been kicking it all night with some other rudeboy 😂 think on Rio: N'awh baby, I'm sure he's gonna wanna chill too, ignore me, just tryna gas you up, not do the opposite, like! 💔 Rio: Absolutely Rio: 😂 Behave Rio: Whilst we're on the subject though Rio: I don't know how to say this, eurgh, but don't worry, not dying Indie: nahhhh give ME air I'm flatroofin here cos he's not like the hoodies in these endz Indie: And I am 😜 Indie: Girl get your words together Indie: Nothing you can't say to your wifey Rio: I know Rio: Just makes it seem so dramatic, not like I tell you about every hook up but then, not like I have to hide 'em either Rio: Its a bit of a wild one so, you're allowed to freak, yeah? Rio: I've been getting with Buster, for a bit, like Indie: I knew you had a mystery man but these is jokes Indie: You and Mckenna please Indie: always got beef with that boy 😂 Indie: like that can be hot but you two'd straight up merk each other Indie: Who's the lad proper? Rio: I ain't even joking Rio: It's mad, I know Indie: Watch! Are you legit with this 411? Indie: Oh my days Indie: That's so crump fam, nahhh Rio: I thought you'd figured it out, like Indie: How am I gonna be putting my finger on that madness Indie: How long you been linking up? Rio: I know, its fucked up but Rio: its happened, happening, whatever Rio: like 2 years... Indie: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indie: I thought you were gonna be a month gone Indie: Rio Indie: He's your hubz oh my god Rio: Whoa, nah, it ain't like that Rio: You recall his two baby mamas? Indie: I haven't mashed with the same lad for 2 weeks straight Indie: He's your hubz Indie: You got one you're hiding???? Cos you be telling me tales for 2 years Rio: You trippin' Rio: No, nah, its not like that Rio: I didn't lie Rio: you can see why I didn't tell, can't tell nobody else like but idk, its making me feel insane and I wanted to tell you Indie: Girl please you pushed me over 😂 Indie: Not fit to broadcast Indie: But you could have hit me up with getting that good for 2 years Indie: I've done wilder Rio: Serious? Rio: You not gon' block me 'til I get some sense back? Indie: vexed I can't get my own taste now Indie: But that's not your damage Rio: 🤷 You're still free to try, babe Rio: Thanks for not totally losing it Rio: Had to get it out Indie: I'm not gonna do you like that, we fam Indie: Tell me about the 🎁 cos he's dripping w 💸 Indie: His body be as good as bling tho Rio: 💖 Rio: I told you it ain't like that tho Rio: Probably still gon' get with another rich ass white girl Rio: you still my only bae Rio: [Sends picture of the bracelet] Indie: You been riding him for 2 years Indie: Who else has he ever got with more than a couple of times? Please Indie: 2nd baby mama only lasted ??? weeks Indie: He's your bae Indie: Sick? That's 💰💰 dropped Indie: I'm taxing it Rio: Okay, I do like him Rio: but I'm not telling you like this is an engagement post, let's calm down, yeah? 😂 Rio: Try it, bitch Rio: We might be fam but there will be blood 🥊😉 Indie: I'm seckled, not trying to chat like you want him to put another baby in you Indie: But you're a grimy jokester if you reckon him coming back to roll with you every time is no thing Rio: Another?! Bitch where's my first? Rio: but, he just tried to get back with #2, she said no (duh, so what if he's just...putting up, 'cos he can't get better? Indie: He's got 2 so far is what I was yelling out 😂 Indie: You're the best, wifey 👑🔥🍑 no gas Indie: He can flex but he can't do better Indie: Mckenna ain't that much of a tourist. He knows what he's got Rio: You're such a sweetheart, you know that? 💎 Indie: Trust. He knows how sweet you are. Fuck his babymama who can't even rep the 24, he's on that criss new shit with you Indie: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Indie: Has been since before she rolled in Rio: Fuck it Rio: even if you ain't, you SHOULD be right Rio: not vibing this insecure shit ❌💩🖕 Indie: Yeah Indie: There's no hype Indie: You're one sick bitch Indie: Can I come out with something tho? Rio: Lawd Rio: I'm ready, go for it Indie: It's chill I'm not claiming you 411 about 🍆 measurements reh teh teh Indie: Wondering how you put 2 years in with all those fam functions, innit Rio: It ain't been easy like Rio: but if you gotta, you make it work like Rio: I'm 99% sure no one else knows, like you said, why would you assume that? Its a pretty good cover tbh Indie: I reckon you'd know if anyone did, his mum would invite you over for dins and be like you're going to hell, can you pass the salt tho Rio: 😂 Rio: Don't Rio: drag me there herself, I'm sure Rio: Jesus Indie: least you'd meet him there cos he's no 😇 Indie: oh my dayz have you ridden him with me home? 😂 Rio: Gurl, hush Rio: 👃 Indie: !!!!!!!!!!!!! Indie: Such a yeah Indie: oh man how many times have you fucked him on our sofa and I never knew Rio: Its pretty grotty anyway, babe Rio: I'm not taking all the blame for that one 😜 Indie: bet that's a turn on for him Indie: rich boy Rio: Povvo porn Rio: I hope not, Rio: how fucking insulting, we'd have a real problem then Indie: If he was thinking he was just in it for the slum I'd merk him Indie: Got the advantage cos he don't be knowing I know Indie: It's jokes anyway you make sick 💸 Rio: Better watch his back Rio: I'll not let on you know like 🤐💅 Rio: Yeah, exactly, we moving on up baby gurl! Indie: Naah he's your hubz you'll be chatting all that Indie: screenshooting all my words Rio: Please Rio: I ain't that hoe Rio: #loyal Rio: plus you got it the wrong way 'round, I'm meant to bombard you with all the dumb shit he says like you can do anything about it Indie: 😂 Indie: Bet his drunk dials are madness Rio: 😂 you have no idea Rio: best kept that way, trust Indie: Law it. I can't believe this is how you living Indie: life and wife goals bitch Indie: vexed on my rudeboys behalf that he can't standup to it Indie: Like yeah we gonna roll together but my head be on this like Rio: Glad you think so 😜 Rio: They'll call you an enabler when they're carting me off but you just my hypeman, don't get it twisted lads Rio: I'm soz 💋 Rio: Still gon' have fun, make it happen, boo Indie: not bothered Indie: yeah my night is looking bare hectic still Indie: You seeing your boo? Indie: cos if you're riding w him you best 2s me some deets in the AM Rio: Might do Rio: I'll be sure to let you know once I've heard all of your goss Rio: I'm thinking pancakes, yeah? Indie: could be none 😢 you know Buster ain't no virgin least. I can't speak for my lad Indie: He ain't moist or anything but he's a quiet one. Shy Indie: 😋 Indie: I'm with that plan Rio: Shy is good Rio: Doesn't mean he ain't wid it Rio: I'll let you go and find out if its worth the hype Indie: And I'll let you know Rio: You better Rio: Love you bitch Indie: Love you more wifey Indie: ✌ Rio: 💋