#i'll need help with that tho cause i only know madrid

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

I love starter pack memes, and today I found a bunch of them about stuff in Spain I wanted to share here, enjoy!! (I'll try to translate everything dw)

This is basically an Andalusian grandma starter pack, although there are a few of these things found in all Spanish grandmas!!

Translations for the word parts (keep in mind theye're all written in Andalusian / how it's spoken, so it's a bit funky)

Ca tu agüela starter pack: Your grandma's house starter pack

Te frío un huevoquetemasquedaoconhambre starter pack: I'll fry you an egg cause you're still hungry starter pack

¿Te ago una telera con sarchichón par camino?: May I cook you a telera with saucisson for the trip?

¿Te pelo una mondarina?: May I peel you a mandarin?

Anda ninia come que de tanto bregá estás escuchimisá: Come on, girl, eat something, you work so much you're getting really thin

Estai tol día ahí pegao a la pantalla jugando los marsianito y con la guasá: You're all day there next to the screen playing with the aliens thing and with the WhatsApp

Venacapacá Rafita toma sinco euro que nosentere tu mare: Come here Rafita here have five euros without your mother knowing

Ninio, ¿te frío un flamenquín o tres?: Boy, may I fry you one or three flamenquines?

Translations (again, these are written in like street talk):

Komo me mire malamente er nota ese lo meto jurao: If that dude looks bad at me I'll hit him for sure

Hoy follo loko: I'm getting laid today dude

No invites a nadie k nos keamos sin hielo loko: Don't invite anyone cause then we won't have ice for us dude

This one is specific to a Córdoba bar, but tbh most of these could be applied to any rural bar in the country, especially in the southern half

Jefe, póngame su jarrita servesa, dóh flamenquine, una de salmorejo, otra de berenjena a la miéh, trozo pastel cordobéh y el café, pero con sacarina que estoy a dieta: Boss, birng me a beer mug, two flamenquines, a salmorejo, an eggplant with honey, a piece of cordobese cake, and coffee, but with saccharine because I'm on a diet

Cuñado literally means "brother-in-law", but this word is used to refer to those guys in family dinners that won't shut up, always think they're right and are annoying as fuck

"This summer you're gonna go with the grandpas in the village" starter pack

Esta tarde van a hacer una gymkana: There's a gymkana this afternnon

¿Y tu de quien eres?: And who are you from?

No salgas aun que hace mucho calor: Don't get outside for now cause it's too hot

Fijate, lo de arriba es la nata de la leche: Look, what's above it's the milk's cream

Si que te esta pegando fuerte la alergia, otra vez con los ojos rojos: You're getting quite hit with the allergy, you already have red eyes

"I wish I'd been born in Euskadi but I'm from Torrelavega (Cantabria)" starter park

Si Castilla quiere mar que se ponga a mear: If Castile wants a sea, may her start to pee

Me gusta salir a la montaña: I like to go to the mountains

Nación milenaria: Millenial nation

Mis abuelos son de Palencia: My grandparents are from Palencia

It doesn't say on the pic but this is an English teacher starter pack