#i'll go over headcanons at some point soon i swear i just need to write them all down

[ask-professor-fig]

Hey, Eleazar? Can you please give this blog writer a big, nice and warm hug ? I love them and want nothing more for them tonight than warmth and comfort from a very esteemed and loved one :)

"Now how could I say no to such a kind request?"

Upon realizing I'm no longer in his office with him, he makes his way through his classroom and down the stairs of the Astronomy Tower. He crossed the Transfiguration Courtyard and through Central Hall, down towards the Potions Classroom. He knocked gently on the doorframe hesitantly, stepping inside when he initially saw no one else. As expected, the potions professor's head peeked out from around a chalkboard.

"Fig? What can I do for you at this hour?" Professor Sharp was no stranger to his colleague's interesting appearances, dusting the chalk from his hands as he walked around to meet the elder man.

"Ah, yes... see, I'm looking for my pupil. She seems to have vanished and hadn't left a note nor a trace." Fig wrung his hands in slight embarrassment. Yes, I usually told him where I was going, but at the same time it was well past curfew... there were only a few places I would be. Never in my dorm, not in his office, and if I wasn't with Sharp then...

"I'm sorry, Eleazar, I haven't seen her since class this afternoon." Sharp shook his head. Fig thanked him with a nod and continued on his journey for me, making a mental note to catch up with Sharp on a later date.

He all but sprinted down to the dungeons, hurrying past the Alchemy Classroom and to the abandoned stairwells I had shown him months ago. He didn't believe me at first, why would he? But then he saw the floor... well, the map, his feet bouncing across it as if he'd damage it.

And that's where I currently am, staring at the fourth lit spot on the floor of the Map Chamber. I've given up on pacing around, and by some miracle of Merlin himself the Keepers have all kept their irrelevant comments to themselves.

The doors to the chamber swung open, yet I did not move. There was no point in being alarmed when I knew there was only one other living being in the entire school who knew the existence of this room. He didn't say anything as he hurried down the stairs and across the floor, walking towards me with a purpose and a set expression on his face. I only looked up at him as he grew closer, my initial expression of content turning to that of concern at the look.

"Professor? Wha-" I didn't have time to finish my thoughts, as soon as he was close enough he pulled me into an incredibly tight hug, the likes of which I had not felt in a very, very long time.

"You are loved... never forget that. You are loved..." I stood there in shock for a few moments. It was the first time he had actually hugged me... Tears welled in my eyes, and although I tried my hardest to prevent their fall it was no use, several of them landing on his robes. My arms slowly reached up, shaking slightly, and wrapped around his frame

We stood there in silence for a few minutes, both of us needing this moment. When we separated, he smirked and brushed one of the tracks of tears from my cheeks. I couldn't help but blush in embarrassment.

"Come... this chamber will still be here in the morning. You need rest... 'warmth and comfort' as well." Fig smiled, conjuring a soft quilt and wrapping it around my shoulders. I simply looked at him, eyebrows furrowed in extreme confusion.

"What are you talking about, Professor?" I couldn't help but laugh, his arm still around my now wrapped shoulders as we ascended the stairs.

"Just following a request, my dear... just following a request."

[doki-doki-imagines]

omg,,,, active blog that writes for gintama???? I thank you for your service.

I saw that ur asks are open!! I wanted to request gintoki, sougo and katsura headcanons with them pining after a crush that is extremely oblivious to their feelings and every time they try to confess, some mishap happens. ty!

Gintoki Sakata:

-Gintoki is so used to his luck that falling in love with an oblivious person doesn't sound that bad, theoretically.

-In practice Gintoki bumped his head so many times on the walls of his office he decided to tell you straight his feelings (he doesn't have the money to repair the walls, he can't be pathetic and more broke than usual)

-But being straightforward with his intention may not be enough when a car ran over a puddle and wetted you from the roots of your hair to the point of your toes "I have to run home to dry myself. We'll talk another day, Gin!"

-He waved back at you with the same happiness of a man walking towards death.

-Or when Zura decided his presence was needed to fight against Amanto. Or when Hijikata decided he committed actions that deserved immediate seppuku.

-Something he'll do soon anyway if luck keeps turning her back to him.

-Shinpachi saves him, in front of a cup of tea during a normal afternoon.

-"You should ask him out, I'm sure he'd accept." Shinpachi says to you. Meanwhile, Gintoki, hidden behind a wall, feels his knees giving up.

"Are you sure he is interested in me? It seems like he always tries to avoid me..." You reply, voice dripping in sadness

"It's not my fault!! I swear!!!" Gintoki thinks meanwhile.

"Yeah you should go for it. Ask him now. He is hiding behind the wall right now." The younger boy says before taking a sip of his tea

-The temperature drops, like two out of three heartbeats in the room

-Seems like your first date will be in the hospital. Maybe if Lady Luck is generous, she'll put you in the same room...

Sougo Okita:

-The main problem is that Sougo says, "I'll make you go for a walk every day" thinking it's peak romance when it's the most alarming phrase ever. You can't even call the police since he IS the police!

-You know he has no bad intentions towards you. At this point, you perfectly know how he talks and acts.

-But Sougo has patience, that's why he wanna be sure first that you are desperately in love with him before making his move.

-It has to appear like he is doing you a favour by getting together with you.

-What he doesn't consider is that not everybody falls automatically in love with his cute face.

-Seems like he'll be the one that has to work hard this time...

Koutaro Katsura:

-It's...difficult.

-He loves to pine and watch from a distance without interfering. At maximum, he enjoys helping you out. You are oblivious, thinking he is doing it just because he is a really kind friend.

-It's a mess, and Elisabeth won't help you out.

-His crush for you will come to light thanks to Gintoki, he is blabbering about stuff you don't care, and then, like a bolt out of the blue "That idiot, Zura. Can't barely ask you out, let alone-"

-Your mind couldn't hear anything less, any sound muffled."Gintoki, where is Koutaro?"

"Mh? I don't know, but I wouldn't search for him. Let the guy appear like he always does at the worst times-"

-You nod, biting your lower lip. Yeah, it's a good occasion to think some more. You have to make sure your confession will be clear even to the man with the thickest skull you know.

[giggly-squiggily]

Hello! I've been following your blog for a few weeks now as a quiet reader, mainly for your sports anime content, and I thought the event might be a good occasion to finally speak up. ☺️

I have a headcanon about Blue Lock, if you don't mind!

Since Barou is the king and Chigiri is the princess, Nagi keeps making comments about how Chigiri should listen to Barou since he's obviously his father or something like that, pissing Chigiri off immensely. But whenever he snaps at Nagi to be quiet and that it's not true, Barou will "discipline" him with tickles because while Nagi's comments might be annoying, he's definitely right about Chigiri having to listen to him because he's still King Barou and the princess should never forget that! 😂

(I'm Lou, by the way. 🤗)

Hi Lou! It's nice to meet you! :) Oh my god this is GOLD! Chigiri's being bullied so much this H2D event! I love it- Muhahaha 😈 Really; this is hilariously cute and I'm obsessed! I've gotcha covered!

CW: Swearing

“Oi, pick up your shit, Prick-cess.”

“Stick it up your ass, Maid King.”

Nagi, who had been on the same team with these two for three whole days, had come to a realization. “You know- I think you should listen to him, Missy.”

He liked to stir the pot.

“Huh? Why?” Chigiri asked, turning to look at Nagi with furrowed brows. Barou also seemed stunned- probably because Nagi was usually part of team “Drive Barou Insane”.

“Well- Princesses are usually the daughters of Kings, right? So in a way- Barou is like your father.” Nagi shrugged, ignoring Isagi’s wide eyed panic. “Not to mention out of all of us, you’re the youngest. Show him some respect or whatever.”

“I’m not calling him ‘Daddy’, Nagi.” Chigiri deadpanned, making Isagi choke on his water bottle.

“Maybe you should.”

“Maybe you should shut your mouth-”

“Oi, show Mr. Hassle some respect!” Barou recovered from his stupefied state, fighting down a grin as he walked over, wagging a finger. “He’s got a point, Missy- you are the youngest, and yet you’re also the mouthiest.”

“Bite me.” Chigiri growled, clearly irritated. Good- now he was distracted.

“Have it your way. Hassle man?” Barou gestured. Seconds later Nagi had Chigiri around the waist, pulling him into the bed. There was a storm of limbs as the redhead struggled to fight them off, but between Barou’s strength and Nagi’s agility, he was pinned in seconds. “Last chance.”

“Take your chance and shove it-Aheahhahahaha! No! Nohohohoho, doohohohon’t!” Chigiri broke into giggles when hands found his ribs, pressing into the sensitive spots. “No tihihihihickling!”

“Show us some respect and we’ll stop.” Barou commanded, one hand attacking Chigiri’s belly while the other carried on massaging his ribs. “Come on Princess- we both know you’re not gonna last this long.”

“Hm. I don’t know- King. He’s stubborn.” Nagi pointed out, his own hands holding Chigiri’s wrists up so Barou could get all his spots. “He might need some encouragement.”

“Gehahahahahhaha! S-Screhehehhehw youuohohohohou! Gehahahahhhahaha! Isahahhahahgi heheheheheheelp!” The redhead cried, laughing harder when Barou went for his knees. “PLEAHHAHAHHASE!”

“Heh, sorry Chigiri- you’re on your own.” Isagi smiled apologetically, recovered from his fit. Shaking his head, he stood- deciding to go find Bachira. History proved the team princess would give up soon.

He heard the cries of mercy just as the door shut behind him.

Send me a headcanon and character(s) and I'll write a short 300-500 word dabble for it!

[ashiiplier]

Okay okay…..so I saw your post about sending prompts but I wanted to see if you can slip in a headcanon of mine where Yancy is Darks long lost son and he ended up inheriting demon powers (but they didn’t know that)

Prompt: Anti finds one of the newest additions to Markiplier Manor before Dark does but he soon finds out he bit off more than he can chew….

hi hi! thank you so much for sending something in!! i'm unsure of what powers your version of Dark/Yancy have (because i know everyone headcanons them differently), so i hope this is all right! (and apologies in advance if Yancy seems off! this would be my first time writing him haha)

Anti fucked up.

That wasn't an uncommon realization for the glitch, but has that ever stopped him? No. No, it hasn't. He's practically buddies with the Grim Reaper, at this point.

The green-haired man had been at the Iplier Manor, nothing out of the usual. There were many reasons you'd find him crashing there. A) It was much quieter, with fewer idiots. B) He knew it annoyed Dark. That reason alone was enough to drive him to do almost anything. If it would cause an inconvenience to Darkiplier's life, it's guaranteed that Anti will do it — regardless of how stupid or dangerous it may be.

The sound of someone coming down the stairs didn't phase him. Everyone at the residence was used to seeing the glitch around and it usually wasn't a big deal. Well apparently, someone forgot to tell him some useful information.

"Hey! What're yous' doin 'ere?" The unfamiliar voice would cause Anti to sit up on the couch. Instead of handling this like a rational person, he decided to be a smartass about it.

"Uh, sitting here. You blind or something?" Wrong move. New Guy didn't seem to like his attitude, and Anti very quickly figured out that New Guy had some tricks up his sleeve.

Suddenly, Anti felt himself being lifted into the air by an all too familiar force. Before he knew it, he was being dangled over a portal to . . . Well, Anti wasn't quite sure. But judging by the creepy creatures with sharp teeth below him, he quite frankly didn't want to find out.

"Don't yous' play dumb with me! I knows an intruder when I see one. Start talkin'." New Guy demanded.

But even in a moment like this, even when staring down those things, Anti refused to drop the attitude.

"Maybe you are fookin' blind. I'm not an intruder, dipshit. Now put me down!" The glitch struggled around, trying to free himself. "I swear to fuck, I'll kill ya!"

"Yous needs an attitude adjustment!" New Guy began to lower him down into the portal. But thankfully, his saving grace made their entrance at just the right moment.

Dark entered the manor, pausing at the sight before him. The only reaction he gave was a tired sigh, not even slightly surprised by the scene. As much as he didn't want to interfere, as much as he wanted that green pain in his ass gone, he knew it would only make matters worse if he did nothing. If he lost Anti, that meant he would have to face the rest of the Septiceye household, and Dark would rather throw himself off the nearest cliff than visit that dreadful residence. (How did they live in such chaos? With no order?)

"It pains me to say this but put him down, Yancy." Yancy stared at Dark for a moment, just to make sure the man was certain, before he waved the portal closed and dropped Anti onto the ground. The green glitch picked himself up rather quickly, immediately turning to glare at New Guy — Yancy, apparently. "Yer' a fookin' lunatic!" And with that, he glitched away, leaving the other two to stand in silence. "I's thought he was breakin in!" Yancy went to defend himself. "Just ignore him when you see him again. Maybe he'll eventually go away," With another sigh, Dark shook his head and began up the stairs.