#i'll at least check it out from my library to gleam any canon-ish eddie characterization

[pinkrelish]

writing about eddie's balls instead of thinking about the book that was announced today where he gets these really cool opportunities that uhhhh clearly don't work out and the ick that is his dad is in it for some reason which isn't going to have any emotional depth because the intended audience skews too young and y'know *gestures* very-cool-rocker-chick Paige is giving me the side-eye.