#i'll admit that i was a little disappointed that it wasnt...cannibalism or something

[hellenhighwater]

I had a colleague come into my office the other day and go, "hey, do you have a second, I have a...dark...picture."

And immediately, my first reaction was holy crap in the context of this office something "dark" has got to be the most morally reprehensible crap I've ever seen, we see murder and assault of all kinds on a regular basis, what on EARTH qualifies as "dark" in this context--

and he showed me the picture, and it was--

--solid black.

I adjusted the brightness for him.