#i'll add in the others eventually but things got super busy for awhile

[roxaeri]

Shit the Awkward Fam Dogs would tell you if they could speak:

Kratos runs into the wall on his way to get coffee at 5AM every morning. Never fails. Jörmungandr believes it did him wrong at some point and now he must do it every day to show his displeasure.

They actually judge Mimir because the man seems to trip on everything and nothing. Maybe he'd be better off on four paws but he won't try so they don't know.

Jörmungandr used to struggle getting Boy up because he is tOo SmALl, but Fenrir is bIG eNOUGH to help him up from bed

The other small dogs Fenrir knew were loud and mean but Jörmungandr is quiet and he doesn't know which one bothers him more

Well, until the small dog does not care that Fenrir is lying on him. Then he is his favorite.

Boy calls Kratos: 'Dad'

But they are told Boy is their 'Dad'???

Kratos feeds Boy, and Boy feeds them, so Dad must be the one who feeds you

Fenrir feels bad about trying to eat the thing with the blinking light. Boy talks to it a lot so he assumes it is a friend.

Jörmungandr hears Boy sing all the time, but does not around the others??? When Boy sings with him and Fenrir???? Boy sing, please.

Jörmungandr and Fenrir avoid the living room whenever they pull the box from the hall closet because the board inside usually goes flying that way. Not as fun as chasing the flying round thing outside.

They do not like having their teeth brushed but Boy is nice and they get treats for being gOoD bOyS

Whenever they are pulled out of Boy's room when he is too hot, Kratos lets them in his room to sleep. He does not care when Jörmungandr sleeps on his chest and does not squish him like Fenrir does in his sleep. And moves him before getting up.

Sometimes they sit with Boy as he sleepwalks and talks to the picture of the woman over the armchair. He calls her mom and he seems sad when he does but Fenrir boops his hand and Boy will follow him back to bed.

Just, Awkward Dogs being less awkward than their human family.