#i'd wear them even if they were level 2 and i was level 65

[vaile-elenya]

ROBERT ARAMAYO AS ELROND PEREDHEL | LORD OF THE RINGS: RINGS OF POWER SEASON 2

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Prompt List

who i write for | request

Basic and Fluff

1. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

2. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

3. “YOU DID WHAT?!”

4. “You were put on this earth to give me a headache”

5. “YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

6. “There’s people here”

7. “You look adorable even in your sleep."

8. “Is that my shirt?"

9. “Babe, you can barely keep your eyes open...let's go."

10. “I must have done something amazing to deserve someone like you."

11. “You're beautiful.."

12. “We get it. you're in love. go make out over there or something..."

13. “You have stars in your eyes. i like looking at it.”

14. “Wherever you want to go, i promise i’ll be with you every step of the way.”

15. “You could punch me in the face and i would still want you not gonna lie”

16. “So what? you’re still my [name], idiot. i don’t care about what they say!”

17. “My hand is kinda heavy, can you hold it?" "that's not how the line goes, but you're cute so fine."

18. “Oh don’t mind me I’m just enjoying the view”

19. “I made a playlist for you, come sit and listen."

20. “Why can't we stay here forever?"

21. “My heart feels like it’s dancing when I look at you.”

22. “I really want to spoil you today.”

23. “Thank you for choosing me.”

24. “I want to capture your smile, so I can always look at it.”

25. “You're so immature." "You're So iMmATuRe." "Stop repeating after me!" "StoP RePeAtiNg- no where are going, come back!"

26. “What you're doing right now is really stupid but you're so cute i can't help but laugh at it''

27. “You look like you were jealous.”

28. “Are you wearing my shirt?”

29. “Come here, I'll carry you."

30. “Let me bandage you up."

31. “Your smile is beautiful. I want to see it more often..."

32. “Give me a brush. I'll fix your hair for you."

33. “I want you, and only you."

34. “Marry me."

35. “I remember when we first met..."

36. “Last night your feet were really cold, so I found some of your socks and put them on you."

37. “I missed you... a lot."

38. “No one has ever made me feel like this."

39. “I got us matching shirts!"

40. “I want to start a family of our own..."

41. “I saw that you were almost out of shampoo, so I went and got some for you."

42. “I'd like to take you on vacation one day, just the two of us."

43. “Text me when you get home safely."

44. "C'mere, you can sit on my lap until i'm done working."

45. “I'm yours."

46. “Killing for you is my favorite hobby”

47. “I love waking up next to you."

48. “What was your childhood like?

49. “You took me to a bar where SHE is a bartender?! Are you kidding me?!”

50. “I’m pretty sure you can’t flirt!”

Smut

51. “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed”

52. “Bend over and spread your legs”

53, “Don’t fucking touch what is not yours”

54. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

55. “Be a good girl and spread your legs”

56. “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it”

57. “Come and sit on my face and i’ll show you how much i missed you

58. “If you don’t like my teasing why are you moaning”

59. “I don’t like being told what to do unless i’m naked”

60. “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this... just for me”

61. “I bought a few pieces of lingerie. want me to model for you?”

62. “I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

63. “Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..” “Want some help?”

64. “Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

65. “I’m going to fuck your so hard you’re going to forget their name”

66. “it’s been along day why don’t we help each other unwind”

67. "you have something on your face." "what?" "me."

68. "Don't be shy now, sit on my face."

69. “I love it when you talk dirty”

70. “If we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs”

71. “Bend over the desk love”

72. “Do you think of me when you touch yourself?”

73. “Fuck you.” “when?”

74. “Touch yourself for me.”

75. “Could she/he make you feel as good as i do?”

76. "Do you ever shut your mouth?" "Only when it's wrapped around something"

77. "You insist you don't want me, but I always hear you in your room calling my name"

78. "god, you are so needy... So desperate..."

79. "When I come back, I expect your ass to be on that bed, ready for me"

80. “I won’t say this twice so listen closely… You. Are. Mine.”

81. “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice”

82. “You look so good with my hands wrapped around your neck”

83. “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh”

84. “You better watch your fucking mouth”

85. “I really don’t care, you look hot and I’m trying not to fuck you senseless right now”

86. “How the fuck did you manage to cover me in this many hickies?!

87. “We’re in public, you know”

88. “Stop dancing like that or I’m going to cum right here”

89. “You dirty, little slut.”

90. “i’m not going to stop until you’re dripping with my cum.”

91. “Don’t pretend to be so innocent, now.”

92. "You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll."

93. "Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt."

94. "If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week."

95. “You're going to regret that, sweetheart."

96. "Don't think I'm letting you get away with that, darling."

97. "I want to see those pretty little lips wrapped around my cock."

98. “You got soaking wet just staring at me?”

99. “Do I make you nervous?”

100. “I’ve never done this before with a girl that I.. really love”

Angst

101. “I wasn’t good enough, they won’t be, and no one ever will. You’re just selfish”

102. “You hurt me and I still trusted you”

103. “I never stood a chance, did I?”

104. “You promised me.”

105. “You know I don’t like you, right?”

106. “We come back home and they still still forget about you”

107. “You’re hopeless..”

108. “You know you don’t have a chane, right?”

109. “So, you’re just going to leave again?”

110. “Don’t raise your fucking voice at me”

111. “They’re dead because of you”

112. “ Don’t be stupid, you won’t be any fun when you’re dead”

113. “When I let go, run for your life”

114. “You’re just not the same anymore”

115. “I gave you a chance and you stabbed me in the back”

116. “Maybe we could have been together in another life”

117. “I can’t love you anymore - not liek this”

118. “What happened to us?”

119. “Burn in hell”

120. “Stop crying”

121. “You aren’t wering your ring”

122. “You have no rights! None!”

123. “You’re sleeping on the couch?”

124. “How can you still look in the mirror, after everything”

125. “Did you ever love me?”

126.. “You’re hurt, let me help you”

127. “Don’t you dare call me that”

128. “You are dead to me”

129. “I want a divorce”

130. “DId you mean it?”

131. “You’ll what? Hit me?”

132. “I can’t”

133. “You’re not the person I fell in love with”

134. “Don’t apologies, just go”

135. “About that…we need to talk”

136. “Stop acting like you were ever in love with me”

137..“Till death do us part, huh?”

138. “You can have the house but I’m keeping the cat. They always liked me better anyways”

139. “How long have you felt this way?”

140. “You told me not to worry about them”

141. “You were born broken. This is your birthright”

142. “I hate how my house still smells like you”

143. “I didn’t want to believe them, because you were supposed to be different! But.. they were right. They were so fucking right about you”

144. “You should have been here earlier”

145. “I want it, and it’s killing my soul”

146. “I’m not who I want to be”

147. “I don’t even care about you”

148. “I can’t.. I can’t tell you. I can’t, don’t make me say it”

149. “You didn’t have this scar the last time I saw you…what happened?”

150. “I love you.. I do..that’s why I have to leave”

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99 Question Tag

okay okay I know i got tagged to do this like a month ago on my main blog by @santonicababy iM SORRY LIN ILY BUT THIS WAS SO DAMN LONG

1) DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED

I sleep in the room where everybodies closets are and they all gotta be closed goddamn do you know how spooky it is to even have one open during the night

2) DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS

my parents do, but alas I don't use them in case they have silicones or sulphates in them because I got a whole lotta curls to protect

3)DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

if this refers to the sheet protecting the mattress, then my answer is in because how the fuck would you be able to sleep with that moving around???

4) HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE

NO SORRY IM BORING

5)DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST IT NOTES

heck yeah, but for random shit

6) DO YOU EVER CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM

nee my parents are fancy fuckers who use the coupons on their phone (our local supermarket has a damn app skskksksk)

7) WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES

a bear because its one giant son of a bitch and not millions of tiny motherfuckers and also I've never been stung by a bee and intend to keep it that way because majority of my family seem to be allergic

8) DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES

nope! I have a couple beauty spots on my hands and face but thats kinda it

9) DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES

not really but if I've been told to smile then its 200% dead inside

10) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE

i find many things annoying

11)DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK

only when i go up and down stairs, but i also try to make sure i step with each foot equally (if that makes sense) and i step on only certain colour tiles when im bored

12) HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE WOODS

the real question is have i ever been in the woods? both answers are no

13) HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS

refer to question 12

14)ummmm idk what this question is meant to be curse you Lin

15)DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS

nope, the idea weirds me out

16) HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK

none, this week and in general

17) WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED

one person and a long yet smol doggo size

18) WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK

Eddie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show has been stuck in my head for the whole week so yeah i guess that

19)IS IT OKAY FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK

HeLL YEAH DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN RAMI MALEK IN PINK

SKSKSKSKS END MY LIFE

but yeah, anyone can wear anything they want to wear (although a suit made out of meat might not be wise)

20) DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS

dudeeeee scooby doo and tom and jerry are my jam I watch them on the regular (among other things)

21)WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE

uhhm idkkkkk I tend to repress bad movies sksksk

22)WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME

idk shove it in the closet ig at least it will be hidden behind my sexuality

23)WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER

I usually only drink before or after but ig water??? cooldrink if I'm in a restaurant

24)WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN

depends on the nug

25)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD

How dare you assume i only have one favourite

tbh it depends cos i love pizza and pasta and stuff but then i cannot live with my granny's curries ksksmks

26) WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE

borhap, sing street, rhps, the natm movies, the harry potter movies, any mcu movies

27)LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU

ahhahahahahahha bold of you to assume anyone wants to do that

28) WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT

nope but I was a catrobat which is basically my preschools acrobatics team that was actually really terrible

29)WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE

nahh m8

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER

this week for a transactional task at school (It was in Afrikaans and I got a C skskskks)

31)CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL IN A CAR

omg no

32)EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET

not old enough to drive!

33)EVER RAN OUT OF GAS

my parents never have for as long as i can remember

34)WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE KINDA SANDWHICH

cheese because I am actually John Deacon

35)BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST

MUFFINS!!!!

36)WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME

school nights its 11pm otherwise i dont have one lol

37)ARE YOU LAZY

YES BUT MY LAZINESS MAKES ME ANXIOUS OOF

38)WHEN YOU WERE A KID WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN

we dont celebrate that here but i rly want to it seems fun!

39)WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

Ram, which is really cool because im an Aries, so I'm sheep squared

40)HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK

English, Afrikaans (at a basic highschool level), I could speak very vERY basic isiZulu when I was younger but I'm not sure about now, I know a bit of French and Telugu, and I'm gonna start learning Hindi soon!!

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

nee

42) WHICH ARE BETTER, LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS

i didn't play much with legos and i have no idea what the second one is rip

43)ARE YOU STUBBORN

to an extent

44)WHO IS BETTER, LENO OR LETTERMAN

I kept reading Leno as Lenin ffs

45)EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS

I watch them occasionally with my granny, but I don't keep up with them very well (Kasamh Se is my shit tho)

46)ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

no, im afraid of falling in general tho

47) DO YOU SING IN THE CAR

My dad and I bop frequently to Never Gonna Give You Up in the car, and also classic bollywood songs (we have even learnt the choreography for some)

48)DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER

i perform

49) DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR

well theres not exactly much space

50)EVER USED A GUN

nope

51)LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER

not sure

52)DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

most are but thats why i like them

53) IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL

we don't celebrate because we're not Christian (we still eat a lot and exchange presents tho), but it can get stressful if we have to visit extended family, mostly because my extended family loves to insult everything about me so thats great!

54)EVER EAT A PIEROGI

not i good sir

55) FAVOURITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE

never had one, it doesnt appeal to me

56) OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID

a vet

57)DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS

i am a ghost

58)EVER HAD A DEJA-VU FEELING

not that i remember

59)DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY

yes, I take a multi vitamin, a vitamin D pill because I'm vitamin D deficient, and im not sure if this is a vitamin or not but i take evening primrose oil so that im not outwardly a bitch due to pms

60)DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS

i wear slipper socks, because my doggo got jealous of my doggie slippers and murdered them in cold blood

61)DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE

i have one and rarely use it because i forget it exists

62)WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED

a random shirt and pants, though ive been known to kick pants off (ive been doing that since birth), occasionally i manage to get the matching pj set

63)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT

ive unfortunately never been to a concert before

64)WALMART TARGET OR KMART

ive never seen any of these stores in my country

65)NIKE OR ADIDAS

i own neither

66) CHEETOS OR FRITOS

neither

67)PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Peanuts because thats my doggos name!

68) EVER HEARD OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN

no sorry

69)EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS

i went to a bhangra class for about a year, and we performed for our parents at the end of that year (i was in one of the few groups that didnt have to dance in lehengas thank goodness)

70)IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE

YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING

probably something creative, but I don't mind as long as they're happy with what they're doing and its not harming others!

71)CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE

yep

72)EVER WON A SPELLING BEE

never entered one, having to spell out loud makes me anxious

73)HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY

i think so

74)OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS

nope

75)OWN A RECORD PLAYER

i wish

76)DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE

my granny burns incense while I'm at school because my mom and i both get really sick when its just been lit and the smell is strong. Going to the temple is a damn nightmare because of it

77)EVER BEEN IN LOVE

no, too busy fangirling

78)WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT

oof a long list

Queen, Twenty One Pilots, Waterparks, Frank Iero and the Future Violents (ffs fronk stop changin the name), Panic! at the Disco...to name a few

79)WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW

refer to question 63

80)HOT TEA OR COLD TEA

both

81)TEA OR COFFEE

coffee

82)SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES

sugar cookies

83)CAN YOU SWIM WELL

i wouldn't drown, but im no professional either

84)CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE

im doing it right now

85)ARE YOU PATIENT

eh

86)DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING

I've only ever been to Hindi,Tamil and Telugu weddings and lemme tell you 90% of the time bands flop at those weddings because they can't sing the classics without failing miserably, so DJs are generally better. However, in that case, if a band can perform those songs, then I'd prefer a band ig

87)EVER WON A CONTEST

yep, a couple of reading contests

88)HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

nope, not planning on it

89)WHICH ARE BETTER, BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES

dont like olives rip

90)CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET

i can knit!

in fact, my friends and i are so cool that we're in our schools knitting club (which besides myself, @grandfunnyemopainter and @imjustabruh , only has 2 other members)

91)BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE

lounge or study/library

92)DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

i guess, its not on my goal list tho

93)IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED

no

94)WHO WAS YOUR HIGHSCHOOL CRUSH

currently in highschool, and in love with the borhap cast, sebastian stan, stephanie beatriz and band members (theres more but yeah)

95)DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY

nope, i have only two ways to deal, be a total pushover or a total bitch

96)DO YOU HAVE KIDS

nope

97)DO YOU WANT KIDS

kind of undecided, but i do want more pets

98)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR

Dark Blue

99)DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW

my dog, shes been ignoring me for about four hours now because I stayed at school for an extra hour (for knitting club!)

@softspaceboibrian @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @im-inlovewithmycar do it cowards