#i'd still tap that

[thanekrios]

he's back to reclaim the title of the biggest asshole in thedas🌈

[hard----onthe-outside]

image by Feltzine

[larsnicklas]

"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...

[orengejoshi]

Joshman + Kenny💜🩷

variant under the cut

it's inspired by the vibe of the song "piu piu" by lulu feat. TJ_beastboy

[rainbowdonkee]

ONE small hand man hates my guts

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

|Limp Bizkit's cover of "Billie Jean" (2009)|

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I wish I was not an unintelligent manchild.

[breitzbachbea]

Asking who is the most fuckable can only lead to the biggest clown on clown violence imagineable bc you want my pussy to decide by reason? Famously not what it does. I guess the ace people can deduct who they would hypothetically classify as best lover, but if anyone else does that, you are a coward. Let your libido decide because zhere is no rational argument for sexual preference.

[skrunksthatwunk]

fuck offfff poor audio processing makes ppl flirting with me so stupid they'll be like hey you're pretty and I'll go ah 👍😐. or omg yeah! 🤘 or i just laugh bashfully without even knowing what they said until like a minute later. help help my default responses are making people confused and unsettled. and those are the same responses i give when ppl talk shit about me too it's not good

[dandylovesturtles]

I try not to put a lot of cussing in IMBI because I'm trying to stay closer to the tone of canon and they only let Leo cuss that one time, but sometimes it's really hard

like

what other word am I supposed to use to describe his future robot arm than "kickass"

[hard----onthe-outside]

[breezypunk]

I knew about Astarion for quite some time, because I love Neil Newbon a lot. I always figured if I dabbled in BG3 I'd try my luck with him, but...

This Gale person I'm seeing around, hold up.. Cos I may have a type.. Astarion who and what? ;p

[purgatoryandme]

As silly as I find the big ol’ war arc of BNHA, it has such tasty potential for Quirkless Izuku AUs. “That wouldn’t be tasty at all!” You say, “Izuku would be a regular guy in the middle of an apocalyptic battle where he’d genuinely be outclassed in every way.”  EXACTLY. THAT’S THE SPICE.  Quirkless Izuku being rejected from UA, making it into some second-rate hero school, just desperately struggling to get by when UA is splashed all over the news. USJ attacked, hero students kidnapped, a hero student MURDERED on their internship...and the school is liable.  All hero schools are liable for their kids, in one way or another.  And this second-rate school took a risk on Izuku. They don’t think he’ll go anywhere, but were happy to take his money. Now that he could DIE, though? Nu-uh. Blocked from internships, coddled and kept safe - Izuku would absolutely be losing his mind with the reckless need to prove himself.  And hey! He makes progress! Builds gadgets, uses his head - all the classic Quirkless Izuku traits. He’s even garnered some rather unfortunate villain attention, but it’s gotten him into the news and now there’s kids looking up to him and FINALLY he feels like maybe he can be a symbol of something GOOD.  But wow, Izuku absolutely cannot win out here, because now there’s ridiculously OP villains and the Quirk singularity is blowing anything Izuku can do out of the water. It’s war out there and Izuku is back at square one. School closes down! He’s sent home! He’s practically told not to go out, because he’s a known hero student and there’s a massive target on his back. And for once the situation has escalated so far that he actually has to realize recklessness alone won’t prove a single thing here - in fact, if he dies, he’ll be proving a lot of people right.��

So he’s got to do something else. Something that hasn’t really occurred to him so far in his journey of always, ALWAYS, fighting something.  He’s going to have to convince people stronger than him, who have all the resources he didn’t, to team up with him.

[goldheartedsky]

immortal husbands this, immortal husbands that, but in reality? Same dick?? for 900 YEARS???? I'd be clawing up Merrick's skyscraper to pull a Booker Le Livre myself, asking him to get me off this immortality ride

[corbinnian]

Yeah

[bunnyb34r]

So super fun thing I just found out since I had to be off allergy meds for the appt that's been re-re-recheduled is that if I don't take one of them i get the uncontrollable shakes :) so fun