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@ask-youkokurama is such a mama's boy, I bet he wouldn't mind having 40 minute phone calls with his mom.
#this isn't an actual insult but#could not be fuckin me#there's only so many times i can say 'uh huh' before i wanna accidentally on purpose drop my phone in the sink#with the water running#christ that was a long 40 minutes#before you say 'maybe she wouldn't talk so long if you called her more yusuke!'#I'd say:#1) what are you my mother#and 2) I know. piss off.#yu yu hakusho#yusuke urameshi#yyh#yyh rp
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You know you're in too deep when you could relate any- and everything to your otp.
I... may be in too deep.
That being said...
One of the local newspapers my family subscribed to when I was a kid had a Readers Write column that was known for having ridiculous letters. Rumor had it that when the newspaper was in its infancy, the column wasn't getting many letters, so the editor asked their relatives to write and submit letters to stir up some mild controversy and get the column going.
In too deeping: Stucky fic idea? Bucky's relative is the editor and they ask Bucky to write letters. He writes a couple letters each week that "Steve from Bay Ridge" keeps (hotly) responding to, drawing out the controversies.
Bucky can't help getting reeled in; it gets to the point that any time he's not actively thinking about anything else, he's thinking about the next letter he's going to write and how "Steve from Bay Ridge" is going to respond. He's not falling in love with the guy, obviously, that makes no sense at all, (no, he is not in denial, why do you ask?), but he'd really like to meet him and be friends with him.
And then he does actually meet him. He's out somewhere and hears a guy talking, recognizes a couple of phrases "Steve from Bay Ridge" uses in his letters. He's sure it's a coincidence — it's not like he's the only person reading those letters, anyone else could have read them and started using those phrases — but then the guy gives his name as/someone refers to him as Steve.
He goes up to the guy, asks if he's "Steve from Bay Ridge". Steve's less than thrilled to find out the letters were fake, storms away from Bucky. He stops responding but then there's one he just can't let stand, so he responds, and Bucky thinks that might mean he has a chance.
That could be the end of it, or it could be pre-slash with Bucky apologizing and asking him out in the letters column (I hate open-ended fics, but sometimes they're warranted). Or, it could end with them having hate sex and then Steve admitting he doesn't actually hate Bucky.
Bonus: ~ The actual real newspaper that I mentioned in the beginning had a non-English word in its name that meant loyal/trustworthy/reliable, which I think is too ironic to not include in the fic. Steve definitely rants about this. ~ Some of Bucky's letters are a bit more controversial than they should be, with him expressing opinions or alluding to bigotry that he doesn't actually believe. Steve Actual-SJW Rogers thinks those are Bucky's real opinions and punches him.
@stucky-fic-idea-bank @stucky-fic-prompt
#stucky#stevebucky#steve x bucky#stucky fic idea#fanfiction#fanfiction ideas#fanfic prompt#writing prompt#i'd say:#imagine your otp#but this fic idea requires a character like steve fighty mcfighterson rogers
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#philosophy#math#the button#how many times can i press#I'd give the money back#let's say half of it#rich girl#trans#transfem#196#r196#mtf
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
#cw: suicidal ideation#cw: suicide#cw: self harm#cw: mental health#cw: depression#i made the balloon the main representation of my self destructive urges for a reason but im not going to explain it#i tried to keep a lot of the details in this vague#it would be my worst nightmare if this comic encouraged someone to hurt themselves#so. please dont#for a long time even the thought of making this comic felt so insipid and narcissistic#with the state of the world as it is#having the only threat to your life be yourself felt so privileged and trite and shameful#but doing this comic made me sit down and process things in full#and im just. very grateful i didn't give in to my thoughts back when i sincerely felt i'd be more useful to the world dead#i also feel the need to say that this wont represent everyone's battle with mental illness. its unfortunately different for all of us#there is no fix-all#and im afraid this might be one of those comics that either resonates a lot or misses the target by a mile#i made it for myself foremost. and now that its done im glad i did it#thank you for reading#and please stay alive#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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SSR Family Event in a Nutshell
Itaru: Alright so my sister's getting married and I need to get her a good gift, ideas?
Izumi: You should invite her to the next Spring Play! I mean you'll be the lead.
Itaru: No way.
Sakuya: You really respect your sister, huh?
Itaru: Yea but don't tell her that.
Sakuya: (I think he should invite her to the play.)
Masumi: You sure you don't want to invite her to the play?
Itaru: Surprised you care, but yea no. Absolutely not inviting her.
Chikage: So your gift?
Itaru: Picked out I just need to pick it out & send it to...
Itaru: So she already has one coming. So I still need a great gift. I don't want to just give her money... Citron?
Citron: I can say with absolute confidence, you should invite her to the play. It'll mean a lot.
Itaru: ...Alright.
Itaru: Everyone I've decided to invite my sister to the play. And as special thanks to Citron for this, I want him to have a special role in it.
#i'm so not funny#i'd say:#I'm freaking hilarious actually#but like this isn't that funny#I mean I laughed rereading this but like...#anywho#this has been sitting in my drafts for months#since June 8th 2023#so I'm posting it to get rid of it#I'm doing a bit of drafts cleaning#sorry if there's any inaccuracies#I mean it wasn't too far off from when I read it when I wrote it but like ye#I made a small edit to it so if that's wrong whoops#didn't want anyone to get two lines but it was bothering me how it was set up there#also did tsuz really not have a part in that or did past me thus present me forget it?#like I know he wrote the script and there was stuff there but that doesn't have to do with the joke directly so...#am I forgetting something? idk#was gonna schedule this but i rambled so much in the tags I'm just gonna send it to the abyss now#a3!
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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If you have a real life person as your pfp, I don't care if it's Taylor Swift or something, my subconscious will assume you look like that irl. Sometimes my subconscious even assumes that I look like my pfp irl. And if your pfp is not a real life person... Tbh my subconscious still assumes you look like that irl.
You know what, tag yourself... How close in appearance do you think you are to your pfp? Interpret how you will
#for me I'd say... 6/10?#like. if you REALLY needed glasses and you weren't wearing them we'd sort look the same#tag game
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Several weeks ago one of my coworkers called me over into her cubicle and gave me a very unexpected gift. Her mother passed away recently, and she'd been packing stuff up at her condo to give to relatives and sell, so the home could be sold. The mother was an avid knitter and crocheter, and when my coworker came upon her stash of equipment, she told me, she "immediately thought of me as someone who might get some use out of it."
So, I have inherited a varied collection of knitting needles and crochet hooks, cable needles, sewing needles, and, best of all, now-out-of-print pattern books, mostly for blankets, because that was what this lady loved to make most. Plus, I also have a bunch of gauge swatches she made, pinned to little bits of card covered in perfect schoolteacher handwriting setting out the patterns they were made to test.
And also...
My coworker brought another bag, full of yarn and...knitted blanket squares. Her mother's last started project, before she got too sick to continue. And she asked if there was anything I could do with it.
It turned out, there are twelve completed squares, and I quickly located the pattern book they are from amid those given to me. It's a book of 60 patterns, meant to be put together however the maker wishes into blankets of 20 squares. I figured out which of the numbered patterns were already made, and selected eight more that I thought might go well with them.
So now! I am working on completing! My coworker's mother's last knitting project!
And I really am feeling very good about doing it.
#kidk says stuff#knit#i love making blankets anyway and these patterns are honestly cool#i already have most of the equipment i'd ever need but i still feel warm and fuzzy having this old gal's stuff too#my coworker thought of me ;__; she's seen my scarves and the table runners and stuff i have in my cubicle#she gave me precious things from her mother's beloved hobby because she 'knew i wouldn't let them go to waste'!#i feel very much like a human being and a member of a community because of this idk it's just nice all right?#crafts#blanket completion project
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I will never apologize for the person I will become when his true form gets animated
Top images belong to aiiana_00 on Instagram, bottom images 0aicha.dl on Instagram
#and people say he only gets his looks from yuji#I'd take all twenty of his fingers#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna jjk#sukuna ryomen#jujustsu kaisen fanart#ryomen sukuna x reader#sukuna fanfic#sukuna x reader#sukuna x y/n#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk fanart#jjk art#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jujustu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#sukuna fanart#true form sukuna#jujutsu kaisen sukuna#ryomen sukuna fanart#ryomen sukuna#jjk smau
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(you don't have to be a frequent enjoyer of either to vote. weed can mean any type of marijuana products: joints, edibles, oils, etc.)
add where you're from in the tags if you feel like it!
#i was reading a fic where they smoke weed and got curious lmao#weed#🍃#drugs tw#alcohol#alcohol tw#polls#tumblr polls#tumblr poll#poll#i'd say probably 5#it used to be more like 1 for me actually#but as i get older i enjoy edibles way more than drinks#(i almost never smoke tho)
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wilt thou be taken in the jaws...
#i'd like to take his snake in my jaws if you know what i'm saying#or put my snake in his!#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer#messmer the impaler#fanart#video games#digital#original art
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Things I need someone to say to me and that would make me melt like 🫠:
“You are such a slut for me, my darling. You love to take my cock, don’t you? You love to be filled to the brim, to be fucked until you can’t form words, until you can’t stop crying because of how good it feels, don't you?"
and
“You want more, my pretty little whore? You want to be filled with my cum until it overflows? You want to take it all?”
#text#mine#i repeat myself:#I'd straight up die if you'd say that to me#relationship goals#need need need neeeeed#d/s#nsft concept#bd/sm community#cnc k!nk#me and who#submisive and breedable
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I'm actually not particularly fond of the romance/sex-favorable/neutral/repulsed division as, like, a permanent identity for me because somedays I'm frolicking in romance and smut & other days I want to explode the world if I see ppl even mention a ship at all. I think it's good for a lot of people, but it doesn't really work for me unless I'm feeling repulsed or neutral or favorable
Edit: Everyone who saw this that was wondering if there was a word for this: I've been informed about the term sex/romance-ambivalent. I suggest searching it up. Thank you to the people who mentioned it, but please stop trying to label me. Whether I decide to personally use it as a label is up to me.
#aromantic#aro#asexual#ace#aroace#my posts#personal#lgbtqia+#if I had to pick I'd say repulsed since that best describes my feelings with IRL sex/romance but it still depends
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I wish we could have met in some other way.
Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates
If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3
Still frames/Individual gifs:
If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#oh god here we go#death note jdrama#death note 2015#death note 2006#death note musical#lctw#l change the world#dntm#lawlightweek2024#my art#collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance#ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file#that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient#and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb#and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways#this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther#usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the#circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die#there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong#(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others#no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall
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