#i'd be okay with ANYONE killing valentino

[lustrng]

ㅤ*ㅤ⸺ normally don't rp character death but i'd be entirely okay with alastor killing valentino.

[emilicious0]

okay, so, im finding myself more and more attracted to Valentino. I mean im starting to simp 😵‍💫💀

so i'd love to see some gen sfw (and nsfw if you can but dont have to)

Maybe he started to like one of his workers or something (fem if possible but gn is fine)

He could like, work her with clients less and stuff, less videos, maybe less drugs 💀 anyway imma hop off now 😩

f!reader x valentino sfw and nsfw headcanons

TW: VALENTINO, abusive behavior, mdni

SFW

□ he really thinks he treats all of his workers good, which is kinda true (I strongly headcanon that v's may be a band of psychos, but they appreciate hard work and always offer good salaries)

□ you get a good amount of money and thats the reason you work so good as his assistant

□ he notices the hard work and slowly starts to treat you more like a friend (in his own way, like slapping your butt or whistling whenever you are passing by)

□ that behavior lasts for some time, until he sees you on your day off in a club with some other demon (who was your friend)

□ the two of you seem close and youre hugging each other, which made valentino see red

□ he was ready to jump inside and kill the bitch who dared to touch you, but vox called in asking him to be immeadiatly back in their tower for a meeting

□ after that valentino realises his feelings for you

□ the butt-slapping, cat-calling didnt stop and only became worse

□ he would call you nicknames now, the most used one is "baby"

□ you would get a lot more money than anyone else

□ also loves when you praise him

□ a drama queen, who loves when you take care of him (buying ice cream)

□ would try to trick you into making a deal with him (but he would eventually give up on that idea, since he wants you, to want him too)

□ actually tells you everyday how he loves you, or how beautiful you are, only to yell at you next moment for not loving him back

□ he would come to you drunk crying and you have to take him to bed and tuck him in

□ if you accept his feelings and you become a couple, he immediately fires you

□ becomes your sugar daddy, who asks for every second of your time in return

□ carries you around like a treasure, showing you off to everyone

□ gives you small gifts everyday, and not so small gifts too

□ he is the type to forget about the anniversary, but feel bad about it later

□ despite him being still physically active with his workers and vox, he is romantically absolutely yours

□ he has hard time listening for your problems, but he comforts you wrapping his wings around you and kissing you

□ he has hard times understanding a lot of things about your problems (hard for him to be there for you), but he tries to do it in his own way (physical affection)

□ valentino has his episodes when he bursts and shouts at you and everything, apologizing afterwards, but they will happen again

□ kinda enjoys scaring you, but with you it's never about physical abuse, more like teasing

□ sleeps more calmly next to you

□ doesn't allow you to leave him (it will crash him in every possible way if you do, resulting him to become obsessive and start stalking you)

NSFW

□ has any possible kink in existence

□ inpatient, rough

□ loves edging, into degrading (loves to degrade and wants to degrade you)

□ public sex is his favorite one (as well as group one)

□ roleplays with you a lot of his crazy scenarios

□ makes you watch him fuck with others (doesn't let you do the same)

□ but your sessions with him are super private bc they are different

□ switch (hard dom/top, soft sub/bottom)

□ loves seeing you on your knees for him

□ seeing you cry is his favorite turn on

□ threesome with vox✌️

[moth-pimp-val]

kill yourself

[not mod]

Ooc// This is still extremely rude to say, even if it isn't directed towards me.

Trust me when I say I know Valentino is a terrible man. However, this is still never okay to say to anyone. Please, do not ever say this to anyone ever. You might not know what someone is going through in that moment. Again, I know this isn't directed towards me, but I'd I didn't read "not mod" You might be held responsible for whatever I might choose to do to myself.

I have been clean since January of this year, and I'm proud of that. Just remember that it is never okay to tell someone to go kill themselves

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 okay I was listening to this song and I got an idea

This is and Alastor x OC fic

A few days had passed when alastor had overheard Aponi singing in her room. She had the most beautiful voice and he was curious about why she'd hadn't told anyone about her singing.

He decided to go ask Angel Dust about it.

"Ya telling me she never told ya she sang?" Angel asked as he took a drink made by husker.

"That's what I said, my friend!" Alastor replied, trying to hide his frustration.

"Oh yeah! She can sing real good! That was her whole schpiel when she worked with Valentino. After she left the club though she found her own little place. I've been there a few times. Quaint. The people that go there were just fucked over by others, kinda like she was," Angel explained.

"Where is it?" Alastor asked.

"Eh just a little place on the edge'a hell. She'd probably take you if you asked. She neva' goes anymore on account'a you," he stated. "Agh. I gotta get ta work. See you shittheads later,"

"How did she get out of a contract with Valentino?" Alastor asked again.

"Ah. I pulled some strings. She didn't belong there. I signed over some of my death... but she's worth it. She doesn't know though. If she did she'd kill me," Angel stated before walking out if the hotel.

Alastor stood, a small smile on his face before he made his way up to Aponi's room.

Aponi was cleaning out her cat's litter box when there was a knock on the door.

"Come on in!" She called as she tied the plastic bag.

"Hello my darling! I wanted to ask you something," Alastor began.

"Oh of course! What's up?" She asked as she threw the bag in her big trash can before rying that up as well to get ready to take it out.

"Angel Dust told me you tend to go to a little place outside of town and I was wondering if I could accompany you," Alastor stated.

Aponi stood there and looked at him.

"Uh... I mean you can... but I don't think it's your type of scene," she stated.

"Nonsense! I showed you around Cannibal County! It's only fair that you show me your favorite places!" Alastor exclaimed.

Aponi smirked. "Okay. But we gotta leave in 20 minutes. You good with that?" She asked as she picked up the full garbage bag and began walking out of her room to throw it away, qlastor following her.

"Perfect! Should I dress in anything specific?" Alastor asked.

"You? Nah. But I have a performance there so I've gotta dress a certain way," Aponi stated.

"A performance?" Alastor asked as he watched her shrug the garbage bag into the trash.

Aponi smirked before walking back inside to get ready.

20 minutes passed and alastor waited for Aponi.

She walked out, a coat covering her outfit.

"Do I get a sneak peek, darling?" Alastor asked with a smile.

"Ha! No~" she stated before the two began walking to her car.

A few minutes of driving passed and Aponi parked next to a small club, easy to miss.

The two got out of the car and walked in.

It was like a little diner, and had quite a few people inside, all friendly with each other like a community.

"Aponi!" They all shouted as they ran to her.

"You brought the radio demon with ya? What kinda club do you think we are?" The owner asked, a smile on his face.

"He's good, Chuck, I promise. Is everyone ready?" She asked.

"More than you know," he chuckled with his southern accent. He was a beetle demon.

"Carolyn!" Aponi exclaimed as she walked over to an older demon.

"Aponi! How was the drive, my dear?" Carolyn asked.

"Oh pretty short. Is your son here?" Aponi asked.

"If he wasn't I'd have to yell at him!" Carolyn chuckled.

"C'mon it's time to sing!" One of the partygoers shouted.

"Who me? Oh I could never!" Aponi teased.

Alastor looked around before moving to stand near the woman called Carolyn.

"Sing! Sing! Sing!" The room began chanting.

Aponi laughed before snapping, music staring.

I was hot

Aponi began singing. She sighed after the first line.

I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht

She shook her hips to the two beats given.

But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess

She sang. The crowd laughed at the last line.

She moved to the stage to get her microphone.

So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about

she shrugged her coat off to reveal a red dress, for for a tango.

Everyone gave a cheer, and alastor tilted his head in curiosity.

Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home!

She belted.

If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew

She moved her hips to the Beat again, a smile on her face.

The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident

She made a motion to her neck, signaling how she died.

She walked to the back of the stage.

Don't be blind

She sang as she started strutting to the rhythm down the stage and catwalk.

You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind

The crowd laughed, along with a chuckle from alastor.

Don't jump when the light is red

One demon sang, apart of the ensemble.

Toasters should be used for bread Another one sang..

Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me?

More people sang as part of the ensemble.

If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long

As the music progressed, Aponi was pulled in by a male dancer, as they began dancing to the rhythm in a tango.

Much to Alastor's displeasure and jealousy that he'd never want to admit.

I exploded!

One guy called out. Everyone laughed and whooped at the music.

The dancing continued.

If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow

The ensemble sang as Aponi was spun through all of the different dancers.

If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo

The ensemble sange before getting quiet for aponi.

So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show

She sang confidently before taking a deep breath..

That's what I know!

She belted.

Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone

As the ensemble along with aponi sang everyone took their places on the stage.

Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!

At the last beat aponi made a pose by sticking her leg out and shooting the hand with her microphone into the air.

The lights went dark.

When they turned back on Aponi have a bow as someone walked dover to help her down from the stage.

"Well that was more entertaining than the stock market crash of 1929!" Alastor called out as he shoved his way through Aponi's friends.

"Thanks Al! I've been practicing for weeks!" Aponi stated.

"You never told me you could do any of that!" Alastor exclaimed, keeping his jouful tune and trying to hide how he felt a but disappointed at not being told about it.

"Well Al this isn't your usual crowd," Aponi stated.

"But it's yours," Alastor argued. "You were amazing," he stated with a genuine smile.

Aponi blushed.

"Thanks," she stated.

[kissmyhandcallmedarling]

this tag about shows

(but ahs edition)

i saw this on @iacomary97 blog and wanted to do it, but instead of choosing five different shows id do my top five ahs seasons

1. hotel

2. apocalypse

3. coven

4. freakshow

5. murder house

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les questions

1. who is your favorite character in 2?

cordelia 1000000% i <3 her

2. who is your least favourite character in 1?

definitely that annoying kid that alex turned, who ended up turning his whole class and eating his teacher. yeah, so annoying!

3. what is your favourite episode of 4?

hmm, i haven't watched freakshow in a while, but i'd say probably ep 12 (i think) curtain call. i hate that dandy kills all the freaks (especially paul :( i love him sm) but it's satisfying to watch bette trick him and then kill him.

4. who is your favourite couple in 3?

zoe and kyle :)

5. who is your favourite couple in 2?

well there aren't many couples canonically... i'm not sure for that one

6. what is your favourite episode of 1?

flicker (ep 7) i love finding out about the backstories of the countess and james and valentino, with all the glitz on the 1920's!

7. what is your favourite episode of 5?

smouldering children (ep 10) - i really enjoyed the twist in discovering that violet was actually dead

8. who is your favourite actor in 4?

if we are talking exclusively freakshow based on how the actors portrayed their characters, i'd say sarah... i love bette and dot, and she did such a great job playing two very different people at the same time. matt fraser who plays paul is also amazing.

9. if you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

hmm, well, none of them, coz apart from the twins, jimmy and desiree, they have horrific ends.

10. would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

possibly! i really want to get another season of witches (tho without sarah, it wouldn't be the same), but idk maybe it could show witches in the 50's and somehow connect to the freaks or elsa or something??

11. pair two characters together from 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple:

yes! i was waiting for a question like this! ok, sally and the countess. like it could work.

12. which has a better storyline overall: 3 or 5?

in terms of plot, then murder house (even though i prefer coven)