#i would've made a 'i'm cis lol' joke but it wouldn't be as funny without explicitly stating my agab. which i don't like doing
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it's past midnight. let it be known that i am heterosexual. i 100% believe in holy matrimony between a man and a woman.
#can't wait to find a god-fearing person of the opposite sex to fulfill god's design for... uh. family?#soz i'm the worst christian i essentially know nothing about what the church thinks of marriage and parenthood and shit#so this joke will have to stop here smh#i would've made a 'i'm cis lol' joke but it wouldn't be as funny without explicitly stating my agab. which i don't like doing#like i know we all know and i don't hide it but like. if there is even 1% doubt in there i'm glad to let it stay#also today i am very much not aligned with the unholy gender so i'd rather die than acknowledge it i think!!
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