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rangersbecket · 1 year ago

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Those Proctors in RR were so lame. I would pay for the opportunity to punt deranged children off a floating mountain unpunished, and these losers get caught with their pants down? Some of them literally?? Couldn't be me. Literally just grab those kids by the scruff like misbehaving kittens and drop them off. If they bounce back up, great! Swat them down again until they get dizzy or whatever. The Proctors had the chance to do something so so funny and have a great time doing it and they utterly and completely blew it. Cringe.

#red rising #i would take nero's bribe (money only for me thanks) and then make the jackal lose out of spite #like apologies archgovernor but i simply did not vibe with your son. surely you of all people understand #and he does so he can't argue with me #heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point #god i'd be unbearable as a gold bc i would enjoy clowning on obsidians at the poles too #i like to think eventually i'd join the rising but good lord. nobody would like me #realistically i'd be like a brown at best tho so that's great for everybody myself included #anyway don't mind me i'm just being unserious and self indulgent for my mental health

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