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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#michael afton#foxy the pirate#fnaf foxy#five laps at freddy's#flaf#security breach#fnaf puppet#wow another five laps at Freddy’s comic#I’ll probably draw this game more once it’s officially out#it’s funny to me Fazbear entertainment would just make wacky games off trauma#like they even got stuff in there that happened in security breach#the devil works fast but Fazbear entertainment works faster#Michael definitely find it to be pretty messed up#UNTIL he sees foxy BAHA#ESPECIALLY with how cool foxy looks#then he has to be seated#then it’s sorta peak#he doesn’t mind being predictable he is free#also Vanessa mentioned I promise I’ll draw more Vanessa soon 🩵🩵🩵
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Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby
#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie#also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok#abby on the other hand i would die for her#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy's#freddy fazballs#freddy fazbear#chica the chicken#bonnie the bunny#foxy the pirate#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰#fnaf sb#fnaf ruin dlc#fnaf sb cassie#fnaf sb gregory#also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post#idk if you guys notice
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Disney needs to hire you right now OP
Modern Howlies
Okay, I know it’s really unlikely and unrealistic and what not but I don’t care
Just imagine: The Howling Commandos alive in modern times. Not through science or serums or cryofreeze, those stubborn assholes just won’t die. They are mildly crotchety old men who wave canes at family reunions and play bingo on weekends and still try to be involved with espionage whenever possible because their retirement home is just so BORING. (Whenever possible is limited to when Gabe and Peggy’s grandson Antoine and their niece Sharon bring them little pieces of ‘classified’ information and asking for advice, and it’s a far cry from their commando days but it’s something so they’ll take it. One more game of scrabble and someone is getting punched) (yes they are all in the same retirement home. Practically attached at the hips they are, especially now that most of the families have spread and moved onto their own lives.)
Then one day Sharon comes in, jittery and more excited than they’ve ever seen her and tells them that They. Found. Cap! Alive! That night the nurses find out that 90 year olds can still be as rowdy as twenty year olds if they are excited enough.
Golden haired fucker doesn’t visit them till after aliens invade New York and for that Dernier repeatedly sacks him upside the head with his cane when he does finally come. (They’d never missed being in the action so much as when they had to watch Cap on the tv, fighting fucking aliens without them to watch his six. And maybe they are a little jealous of these Avengers, but sue them, he was their Captain first.)
All is well, though the rest home gets a few interesting stories because even now they can convince Steve to do some ridiculous shit if they push hard enough. It’s entirely worth the property damage to see him grinning like he hasn’t since before Sarge fell. (And that’s still a gaping wound in all of them, especially now when they are almost all together again. But it’ll never be all of them because Bucky is never coming back)
Then DC happens and they see SHIELD fall on the news (HYDRA, fucking HYDRA the whole damn time and Gabe grips his chair so hard his knuckles turn white because where are Antione and Sharon, are they okay?) and most importantly they see a dead man trying to kill Steve and what the fucking FUCK!?
SARGE!?
WHAT THE HELL SARGE!?
Then hydra’s Intel hits the web and well.
Now it’s war. (It was before, but y'know. Fucking personal now, that’s their Sarge)
So they pour over every piece of Intel they can get their hands on (which is everything the black widow put out their because they may be old but they are the god damn Howling Commandos and their captain and their Sargent need them) and they pull up bases for Cap to tear apart. On her good days Peggy is on the phone helping them and it’s almost like old days and it’s the most purposeful they’ve felt in years
But their most important mission is finding Bucky and bringing him home. And like hell they are sitting this one out. Fuck that, that’s their boy out there somewhere. So they get their leads, they fear up as best they can and they set out. It really does feel like they old days then. Dugan still wears that damn hat and he still has that fucking mustauche. Monty still wears his beret and Dernier still shouldn’t be allowed near explosives (or maybe he should, if you ask Dugan his opinion.) and speaks mostly in French so he and Gabe can have private conversations just to annoy the others. Peggy makes them promise to bring him to visit her when they find him and sends along a letter addressed to Sargent Barnes of the Howling Commandos.
It takes a while, and Steve rants at them to get back to the home before something happens nearly every day on the phone but sorry cap technically we don’t need to take orders anymore, but finally they find him in some old safe house that really is a house in Europe.
Bucky looks out his window one day and see a group of old men standing on the walk staring at him and just feels confusion and familiarity and then - are those the men from the museum? Yes, yes they are! Holy shit it’s the fucking commandos! How are they here, they are ancient, what the fuck guys!?
He sneaks out the back and the chase begins.
They follow him across Europe yelling at him to come home every time they get close no matter who is around (to damn old for this shit, get your punk ass home you little fuck, don’t give a damn who can hear us) and Dernier keeps lecturing him in French. They nearly choke on their coffee the first time he responds in perfect French, something snarky and oh so Bucky and the fucker takes that opportunity to disappear into the crowd. Asshole.
There are close calls and sarcasm and somewhere along the line Morita shanks somebody and Gabe beans a hydra agent over the head with an IV pole and Dugan knocks another one out with his walker.
Just, ninety something year old howlies chasing Bucky across Europe and despite his winter soldier training managing to keep getting the drop on him.
#I've never been a marvel fan#a friend#just show it#he had to explain#howlies#still would watch this#this is a series#i would pirate
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always a fun time when real life people are doomed by their own narratives. like guys you know it doesn’t have to be like this right? this isn’t a stageplay the foreshadowing isn’t real until you make it real
#what do roman senators rock stars and real pirates have in common#i would love to write a magical realism psychological horror movie about a up-and-coming celebrity#in which the premise is that the more and more you garner a parasocial following#(i.e.#the more and more you are treated like a character instead of a real person)#the more you become subject to the rules of fiction and thus narrative fate#and the protagonist slowly but surely realizes that by becoming famous they’ve sold away their own ontology#//#god. i need to find that sexy quote from pete townshend about how the music industry is perpetuated on human sacrifice
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Flames (Part 2)
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(Spade Pirate Sabo AU Masterpost)
Tage to the rescue!! To answer the one person who asked if they would get to share the devil fruit power, hopefully this answers that :) only the first person who takes a bite of the fruit gets the power, so only Ace would drown in water.
So remember when I said this would be a 2 parter?? it’s now panning out to look a bit more like 3 or 4 parts maybe. Originally this was planned to be 10 pages but even with the hiatus I couldn’t finish coloring on time so you get the first half for now and the next half next week :) I think I have like,,, 35 tracked hours on this chapter now lmao
But since I’ve got lineart for the next half already done hopefully next week’s chapter will go quickly and I can build a small buffer and start to work on the week after. Do have some other AUs and thoughts in the works other than this comic but also internship has begun so it is back to the grind again until August
I will try my best to keep this updated weekly but depending on motivation and time I might have to start doing biweekly updates if I want to work on other art as well :/ but I’ll keep you guys posted! Thanks for your patience!!
#spade pirate sabo au#portgas d ace#sabo#one piece au#funny tidbit. because I knew his hair would get covered by fire anyways in page 1#the lineart there for Ace looks bald#I’ll try to answer a few asks if people wanna know more about the coloring process and such
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iñaki godoy studied luffyology at the esteemed monkey d'university. he graduated top of his class. latin honors. he's on his way to get a phd. oops wait he's already got it. my god. the talent on this young man. he's got that natural troublemaker face. the class clown at the back of the class kind of energy. a kid who's hiding something in his hand. u take one glance at this guy and u know he's not up to no good. but would u follow him anyway? are u kidding me. look at him. of course u would.
#one piece#one piece live action#opla#Iñaki Godoy#episode 1#still on episode 1 but i cannot stop smiling#like. none of this would work without luffy#for u to believe in this world and its wacky kooky crazy laws and realities u have to first believe in luffy#and by god did iñaki make me believe#hes so. earnest. like. yeah. luffy. you are gonna be the king of the pirates.
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mind you this is the same woman who called nami a naughty girl does she know the power she holds
#being her enemy would suck like damn why am i melting why am i a mere puddle on the ground#robin is insane actually#i love her sm#nico robin#one piece#strawhat pirates#strawhats#thriller bark
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Liau drew such an awesome salmon merPearl that I couldn't help but do the same because I can't stop thinking about her (also I turned it into Gempearl of course)
#I did not realize that I used a lesbian flag color palette#gempearl#shiny duo#lore is that (if you look at Liau's art) Pirate Scott caught Pearl in his nets but then Gem killed him and stole his clothes#and tried to free Pearl of the nets but Pearl is a fucking creature#Gem gave Pearl a fish so she would gnaw on that instead of her#shinyduo#tubby art#I dont stop thinking about her ever#she is so. she is evertrything to me#big scary mermaids are my favorite mermaids#tw nudity#cw nudity#just in case#I dont like drawing mermaids with clothes#I also dont like drawing naked people but thats the price I have to pay#hermitshipping
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A List of Films That Don't End in Throuples But Should
What movies do you think I should add to the list?
#the princes bride is also on this list#I don't know what the throuple would be but I feel like it should have one#ferris bueller's day off#butch cassidy and the sundance kid#road to el dorado#star wars#star wars prequels#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#pirates of the caribbean#potc#red notice#tremors#spiderman#singing in the rain#princess bride#movie throuples#polyamory#lgbtqia#bisexual awakening#witches of eastwick
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I'd forgotten they tried to beat the boys awake
Usopp is low-key the MVP of Thriller Bark
In an arc full of great gags, this is perhaps the greatest. I'm not sure I could choose between this and Luffy pushing a zombie into its own grave
#opbackgrounds#one piece#ch458#I lol'd#the devil's in the details#usopp#straw hat pirates#not shown: Franky wanting to use his bazooka to wake them up#someone should do a poll tournament for greatest OP gags#I think something from thriller bark would win
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RIP Michael Afton, you would of LOVED Foxy’s log ride
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#micheal afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf foxy#foxy the pirate#security breach#help wanted 2#fnaf fanart#Michael would of been so hyped that foxy finally has a ride/area dedicated to him#foxy overall have been sidelined in most pizzerias#so the Pizzaplex having a log ride for foxy is huge#Michael would need to ride it instantly#he wants to go with someone too to get the full experience#Vanessa isn’t that interested at first#to her it’s kinda just a standard boat ride#but tbh I think she’d get convinced#after seeing how much it means to Michael#WHICH was a good choice seeing now he’s having a blast BAHA#Michael doesn’t get hyped on many things anymore so this is huge#good for him he deserves it 💜#love drawing these two as well they are so silly
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cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style
#deltarune#rouxls kaard#swatch#queen#kris#ralsei#art#doodles#comic#i had to scribble something silly or i would lose my mind#''have u ever drawn pirate rouxls'' there u go now i have ur welcome#was going to draw him on the duck but it did not fit in frame#i can fit a lot of serious headcanons and angst into a character that has LITERALLY done nothing but make a complete ASS of himself-#-every time he's on screen. idk how he can possibly get worse but i can't wait to find out#i wanna throw him into walls like a sticky hand repeatedly#anyway did u guys know its hedy lamarr's birthday today??? happy birthday girlboss xoxo#EDIT HAHA SORRY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO POST AT 11AM BUT I SCHEDULED IT FOR 11PM#WHOOPS
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tried out painting a lot of textures (+timelapse) (+ augie doggie majima)
#my art#yakuza#majima goro#ryu ga gotoku#i wanted to fuck around even more but clip studio files become unusable once the timelapse gets to long so i had to call it a day#whatever. since theres a new trailer: heres some fanart for y0.....#i think a year or two ago i would be going crazy insane abt pirate majima in hawaii but now its just like yeah. i mean sure
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Alright,, one piece got me
#my art#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#sanji#one piece#monkey d. luffy#one piece luffy#straw hat pirates#high school me would be so mad i am a one piece fan now lol#i both love and hate sanji#he needs help❤️
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Remember when I said I was cooking a Really self indulgent au?
Here it is! In which Ace picks up a different shipwrecked masked aspiring adventure-novelist on Sixis :)
Spade Pirates’ First Mate Sabo AU
Except Sabo and Ace both don’t realize it’s each other because Sabo still has amnesia and Ace can’t recognize Sabo after 7 years because of the mask
This came from the writing prompt someone gave me of Sabo and Deuce interaction and once I got thinking about them I was like. There’s too many parallels. And couldn’t stop thinking about it
In this AU Sabo doesn’t get saved by Dragon, washes up onshore on Goa before he dies, and survives to set sail again a week or so later, but still has amnesia. Realizing that sailing alone as a ten year old is pretty unfeasible though, he stops sailing after the first few islands and lives as a feral forest child on his own for the next seven years until he feels ready and strong enough to try again.
He chooses his own name, Tage (pronounced taj), based on the assumption that Sabo is his last name and his belongings are too ruined to read his given name :) credit to whery for the name pun idea it’s absolutely genius
I might do some short comics for this if I ever get around to it but for now it’s just a loose collection of ideas!
#one piece au#spade pirate sabo au#sabo#portgas d ace#asl brothers#the mask is based on phantom of the opera and the rest of the outfit was me trying to make him look more like a pirate#got rid of the top hat and cravat because I think those would be some pretty clear giveaways but I like the wide brim boater hat#most of his clothes are more ill fitting because he either refurbished them from trash or stole them from the rich#this is also just an excuse to give sabo the blue gentleman epithet I keep on seeing. I really like that epithet lmao
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