#i won't apologize for faith bc i don't want to bang her

[johnseeddickeater]

i think i'm onto something

okay so as a seed apologist i gotta say i'm full of sh*t but hear me out because my delusions are onto something.

Burke is a son of a bitch. i love him but here's why—

he was the first to fire a shot over a rock.

he didn't care if it went south, they were going to be famous.

he left us in the helicopter that was on fire when our eyes were clearly open, and we were consciously looking around.

he ran away, hid like a pussy and waited until we were there to hold off the cultists.

he would've died without us and the only reason he was 'glad to see' us was bc of it.

even Earl knew that it wasn't the best time for an arrest.

he doesn't give a shit about the deputy, his actions were self purposed.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

You’re forgetting the part where he straight up leaves you to die in a sinking truck. The man left me to die twice and Earl wants me to save his ass? Oh hell no, what goes around comes round you asshole. I’ll leave you a wandering angel until your last day. I know where Faith keeps the good bliss

i think i'm onto something

okay so as a seed apologist i gotta say i'm full of sh*t but hear me out because my delusions are onto something.

Burke is a son of a bitch. i love him but here's why—

he was the first to fire a shot over a rock.

he didn't care if it went south, they were going to be famous.

he left us in the helicopter that was on fire when our eyes were clearly open, and we were consciously looking around.

he ran away, hid like a pussy and waited until we were there to hold off the cultists.

he would've died without us and the only reason he was 'glad to see' us was bc of it.

even Earl knew that it wasn't the best time for an arrest.

he doesn't give a shit about the deputy, his actions were self purposed.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

You’re a good man

i think i'm onto something

okay so as a seed apologist i gotta say i'm full of sh*t but hear me out because my delusions are onto something.

Burke is a son of a bitch. i love him but here's why—

he was the first to fire a shot over a rock.

he didn't care if it went south, they were going to be famous.

he left us in the helicopter that was on fire when our eyes were clearly open, and we were consciously looking around.

he ran away, hid like a pussy and waited until we were there to hold off the cultists.

he would've died without us and the only reason he was 'glad to see' us was bc of it.

even Earl knew that it wasn't the best time for an arrest.

he doesn't give a shit about the deputy, his actions were self purposed.