#i wish my contractor man hadn't done it like this because it puts me in a position but
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I hate insurance so much, my claim guy is like yeah send me the invoice when you're done and then you'll get the second check. I sent him the invoice. Two weeks pass. I email him again. He's like yeah I sent that in a while ago, email these people instead, I can't help you.
#:\#last time i remember my dad being like do not cash the check until everything is over and done with or else#but like because its split in two invoices one for what's been done and one i haven't got yet because the rest of the work isn't done yet#conceptually draining my savings account to pay the first invoice without cashing the check scares the shit out of me#but i don't want to cash it and them be like yeah cashing that means we're all cool peace out we owe you nothing#i wish my contractor man hadn't done it like this because it puts me in a position but#i feel like i'm at everybody's mercy here
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I dont know if you're still taking prompts but! Slade kidnapping Dick for a contract. They've been on and off dating/sleeping together for a while but Slade doesn't know Dicks ID. Dick thinks Slade knows his ID and just thought is was a plausible deniablility/kinky thing. Dick flirting with Slade the entire time, but going along with the whole kidnapped thing but with 0 panic or acting and 100% flirting and fun thinking that this is just a scene Slade was wanting to try. Meanwhile Slade just being like wtf, this rich boy is a bit not right in the head. (NS4W encouraged)
When Dick came to, blindfolded and his arms tied behind his back, he could barely contain the aggravated groan building in his chest. Sure, why not? It had been a while since Dick Grayson had been kidnapped.
"Ah, so you're awake."
Dick's head snaps up, recognizing the voice of Deathstroke in an instant.
I thought Slade wouldn't take contracts on me? Dick wonders, frowning in confusion as he tugs at the restraints again. His frown deepens at the realization that he could so easily break himself free from the rope tied around his wrists. Yeah, for the average person they would hold, but certainly Slade didn't think so low of him? There was ample wiggle room and his legs were completely unbound. Even the blindfold wouldn't be too hard to shake off.
"It's nothing personal, kid, but I do recommend staying quiet and doing what I say," Slade says, the sound of his footsteps echoing in the room and getting closer. "I was not told what condition you needed to be in. Just alive."
A small shiver shoots down Dick's spine that he regrets to say isn't fear.
Are they... are they role-playing?
As ridiculous as it seems, Slade taking a contract on him and using some damn rope to hold him is even more ridiculous. Slade isn't a stupid man. Actually, he was frustratingly intelligent (not that Dick would ever tell him) and he'd certainly take more precaution than this.
This dynamic between them that had recently turned sexual was already riddled with poor communication... maybe Slade would rather do all this than admit he wanted to explore a few kinks. It made more sense than this being a genuine kidnapping.
In any case, Dick couldn't say he was really all that against it, even if he'd prefer a heads up.
"What are you gonna do if I don't stay quiet?"
"I got my portion of the job done much faster than my contractor's side. I suggest not pissing me off because you're stuck with me for hours."
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Slade certainly hadn't made it easy to get to this point. He knocked Dick around a little, and it took an ample amount of back and forth to get to the actual sex part of it all.
Dick regrets to say it's been a long time since he's been this hard. On his knees, still tied and blindfolded, and Slade's hands in his hair as he seemed determined to choke Dick on his cock.
"I wasn't sure at first," Slade mutters with a grunt, "but you seem to really be enjoying yourself."
Dick moans to response, shifting uncomfortably as he desperately wished for something to grind against. He isn't too worried about an old man like Slade finishing too soon on account that serum meant that he bounced back quicker than even a much younger man like Dick could. There'd be plenty of time left for him.
Slade came and he pulled away, leaving Dick to to gasp and pant for breath. He could hear Slade crouching down in front of him before his thumb brushed over Dick's spit covered lip. "There's something wrong with with you, kid." His other hand abruptly squeezes the bulge in his pants, making him keen.
Despite trying to not to pathetically buck up into Slade's touch, Dick smiled. "You think this is the first time I've been kidnapped and tied up?"
Slade mutters a curse before unzipping Dick's pants and finally giving him some attention. "So what? You put out for any man that ties you up?"
Was he... jealous? Well, perhaps not the right word. Possessive would be more accurate if anything. It wouldn't surprise Dick that Slade wouldn't want to share.
"Might as well get something out of this," Dick says cheekily before he finds himself hunched over with a startled moan. Slade is stupidly good with his hands when he wants to be.
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"That's it?"
He's tucked back into his pants and then can hear Slade re-adjusting his armor.
"I don't carry lube on me and don't fancy getting blood on my dick," Slade says bluntly. "Sorry, kid. Fun ends here."
Feels like kind of a waste? Was Slade bored or a bit too committed to the role? Did he want Dick to beg? Because if he really didn't have any sort of lubricant on him, Dick couldn't say he wanted to go further either.
"Slade, please," Dick whines.
The following silence is confusing and unnerving.
Suddenly, Dick finds the collar of his shirt yanked on and he's dragged to his feet. He's then slammed into the wall hard enough to make his head ring.
"You've been blind folded all night, how the fuck do you know who I am?" Slade asks with a snarl.
Dick can only stammer out a, "W-what?"
His blind fold is ripped off and Slade's hand goes from the collar of his shirt to his throat.
"I asked you how you know who I am?"
Dick's eyes adjust to the dim lighting and finds himself already working himself free of the rope. "What are you talking about?" Were they still in a scene?
"Is this a set up?" Slade demands, now pressing hard against Dick's throat. "If this was all to distract me, they won't be able to identify your body."
Slade definitely wasn't this good of an actor, and Dick finds himself no longer caring. This was more scary than it was hot.
He frees his hands and swings his legs up to wrap around Slade's arm, twisting it hard and forcing the man to stumble and let go of his throat.
Dick puts some distance between them and they stare.
Did... did Slade not realize who he was?
"This kidnapping was real?" Dick asks in disbelief. Surely Slade knew that Dick Grayson and Nightwing were the same person? That was something that had come up or been revealed... right?
Slade didn't give him a response, just went on the attack, thankfully without weapons. Hand to hand with Slade while unarmed wasn't exactly the easiest thing in the world, and Dick was mostly focusing on evading than he was on hitting back.
It was after a showy flip off something as he jumped away from Slade's reach did the man suddenly freeze.
"Wait."
Dick, for some reason, froze in turn.
Slade stares at him for a long moment. "Little bird?"
Dick couldn't decide whether or not it was a good thing that Slade knew his identity... but had the man really wanted it, he could've gotten it long before now.
"Hi."
They both stare a moment longer.
"Jesus fucking christ, why didn't you say something an hour ago?" Slade hisses. "I thought you were some fucked in the head rich kid." He pauses for a second. "Actually, I still think that but now for entirely different reasons."
Dick held up his hands. "I thought you knew!"
Slade waves his arms in turn. "You think I'd do all this instead of just catching you on patrol?"
"You're an older man, figured you'd rather take out your other eye than discuss proper BDSM etiquette!" Dick says in increasing exasperation.
He can't see Slade's face with the mask on, but he still finds himself nodding at the following silence and saying. "Exactly what I thought!"
If Dick tried to explain a safe word or the stoplight system to Slade, he was sure the man would just call him a slur.
Slade let's out a heavy sigh, head tipping slightly back. "Well there goes this contract," he grumbles before looking back at Dick. "Get the hell out of here before I decide to properly restrain you and make you someone else's problem."
"So I'm not getting railed tonight?" Dick can't help but say.
"Leave."
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