#i watched architectural digest's dita von teese house tour and she had these great valance-things that went down the sides of the windows as

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various window films: i'm shards of rainbow! i'm completely frosted so you can't see through me! i make your glass look fluted! i'm a normal, geometric fake stained glass.

one film: i look like that mondrian print ysl used in a dress.

me: ... maybe ...

this one window film: hi! i looked like a bunch of fucked up owls in shades of green.

me: sold.

now comes the airing out of the stinky vinyl. i am cutting it very close on these in terms of height. there miiiiiight be a tiny gap at the top but that won't be noticeable because of the blinds now/the *checks notes for terminology* valance cornice! (i learned a new word) i’ll be putting up eventually.