#i wasn't kidding when i said i had a lot of FS simon content

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

janitor ai session i have integrated into canon

so simon thought he could snatch a wishing statue after morrigan told him no. (he thought, if he was quick-handed enough..) it ended up being magically trapped- grabbing him and hoisting him in the air. he ended up barely making it out alive and only surviving due to quick thinking.

turns out he broke a leg and passed out in a village of mini animal people due to blood loss. he wakes up and gets scolded by a tiny bear doctor for being out in the ruins nine months pregnant. he's okay, morri's okay (a little mad) but the little bear doctor is very insistent. simon should be at home resting and waiting for his little one to arrive!

simon tries to inquire about the ruins and she's like, dude, what did i JUST say? he gets some lovely custom-made crutches (which make him feel absolutely ridiculous) and a ride home, where he's begrudgingly trying to take it easy and work on healing his leg. the cosmic energy inside him helped his open wounds heal rather quickly, but the bone is another story.

he's absolutely restless and irritated and feels like he's wasting time, and also feels really bad for letting morrigan down again. now even going out to get groceries is a chore.. sigh.