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angelthingy · 1 year ago

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my name is John. I am 36 Years old. Next week I am going to France for the coronation. Please give me a sum of 400 dollers so that I can eat well at the coronation. my Cat

Dear John,

I believe you may have contacted the wrong person, as i am not your Cat. I wish you luck in saving up 400 dollers for a nice meal

Yours sincerely, Someone Else's Cat

#HELPPP??? they sent two anon asks in a row both identical except this one had 'my cat' at the end of it SOBSSS #oh and if u havent realised btw im beloved's cat. the roles have reversed it is now the owner this time :3 #unless he prefers me keeping him as a pet i guess rolls eyes...#sorry i would never derail a post in the tags LMAO-#i was very tempted to just write 'dear john . WHAR-'

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