#i was informed long ago that what i have apparently isn't menstruation because i don't ovulate and therefore menstruation is never triggered

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

I was just commenting to wifey a couple days back that it's been over a year since the last time i shed my uterine lining and that tends to mean bad things for me, so I should probably talk to my new doctor about it when i see them next month

LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD AS IF SUMMONED BY MY OWN AWARENESS

I woke up this morning to blood *everywhere*

So. That's fun. Like 15-18 months worth of unstable uterine lining is violently tearing itself out of my body in the world's worst approximation of pre-term labor and I just have to keep onnnnnnn functioning like a normal goddamn human being. One day I will get this motherfucker removed from my body and never have to see it againnnnn