#i want to know what a mermaid tastes like. yes i'm aware of what that sounds like. yes i'm saying it anyway

[tayloralisonswift]

watertok to me is like that benoit blanc quote. all the additions and colors and mixes makes no damn sense. compels me though. i will keep watching

[hajimeiwaswife]

SCALES

Word count: 2,1K

Warnings: mermaid sex, tail touch.

Summary: Prince Oikawa Toru wants you as his mermaid Princess.

Contrary to the popular believe, there is light at the bottom of the ocean. The sun's light and warmth does not arrive, but the lightbulb corals engage the dark water in beautiful and colourful rays that give life to the society of the deep.

Among the pink, turquois and yellow water you danced, your beauty surpassed that of the reef you lived in. Ever since you were born the reef had been your home, that little space of the ocean being your haven, your safe place. You wanted to die in the same place you were born, so you weren't planning on ever leaving the reef.

You knew everyone around, from your parents to the seaweed seller, from the librarian to the human-things seller. A little community of mermaids where no one was out of tune with the rest, a place in the ocean to live a peaceful life.

That was until the prince Oikawa fixed his eyes on you. There had been rumours for some time about him having to find a suitor, how he would be the next in the throne. His search had been intense, no one was enough for the strong and handsome merman, for the prince, for the next in the line of succession.

You were unaware of his decision; you didn't even know that he had passed your reef at all. Again, in the life you were living you really didn't care about princes or princesses, those royals were too far from your lifestyle for you to pay attention to them.

So why, why were you now under his custody? Why had he locked you down on his bedroom? What had changed so much for you to be away from your reef and family? No one did a thing to stop his army when they came for you.

"At the behest of Prince Oikawa Toru the First, you are claimed as the new bride and heir to the throne."

After that, the knights took you to the castle in a dolphin drawn carriage. You were aware of the danger these animals pose, even domesticated they were known to rape all species, under water or terrestrial, they didn't care. There many cases of mermaids pregnant by dolphins.

That thought occupied your mind the whole trip, taking you away for a moment from the horrible fate that waited for you on the Prince's chamber. You felt dizzy and nauseous, scare as the nights carried you along the place.

The castle was breath-taking, you had to admit. White walls and Corinthian columns decorated the hall. You could dissipate the statues of ancient kings and queens, the torsos build in white marble and the tails decorated in colourful gems. If it wasn't for the situation you were currently living, you would have admired with more deliberation the marvellous surroundings of the castle.

At the end of the corridor of the third flour, a giant wooden door stood. The brown and golden stood out among the white foundations. You knew, it was the door of the Prince's chambers. You didn't try to scape, there was no use; even if you tried you could get beheaded. But, wouldn't that be a better fate than what awaited in there? Only time would tell.

"Go in." ordered on of the knights, pushing you inside the room, "Prince Toru will be here in a few minutes. Don't you dare move."

They locked the door after leaving you near the king-sized bed and you ran towards the windows to see if there was any way you could swim out of there. What a surprised to see all of them guarded, what were you even thinking?

You waited there for some time, each minute agonizingly painful, thinking that at any moment the Prince could enter and that you would have to face your destiny. Millions of questions passed your brain, the next one more perturbed than the previous one. 'Will he just marry me and leave me be? Or will I be his sex slave? What if he makes me have hundreds of kids? Is that even allowed in monarchy?'

Anxiety was eating you alive, that was until a shiver passed your whole body when you heard the door opening. The enter the most handsome and ethereal being you had even seen; however, he was the most intimidating and scary monster under the sea at the same time.

Brunet hair moved along the dance of the water; porcelain skin shining like the corals of your reef; perfect nose scrunched as he smiled in a oh-so-beautiful smirk; his brown eyes gazed at you the same way a hunter looks at his pray, intense and amused. His broad shoulders paved the way to his muscular arms and veiny hands and to his toned chest and torso. His pectorals were defined, pink nipples greeting you from afar. His abs were those of a God himself, it was noticeable he took care of his body. But his tail, oh, his tail. Turquoise, light blue, white and light green were combined in his scales, bright and beautiful. His tail was one of a kind. Larger than any you had even seen, thicker, too. A golden aura surrounded his entire body.

Not a word could come out of your mouth, too occupied trying not to salivate at the sight of the man in front of you. He chuckled at your pathetic form, he expected that to be your reaction as he had had the same one when he saw you for the first time, even if he didn't want to admit it. Passing by your reef had caused him a hard-on the moment he laid his gaze on you.

"Good evening, sweetheart." he greeted, breaking the silence and welcoming you to the real world, "How was the trip?"

"Uh?" it wasn't what you were expecting, you thought he was going to introduce himself first.

"Oh, I see, too tired to talk." he chuckled again, mischief in his eyes augured no good, "And here I was, hoping to have a long night with you." he sighed, laying on his bed dramatically without tearing his eyes from you.

You stiffed. Yes, he was attractive, but you weren't going to sleep with him after knowing him for a minute and a half. He noticed your reaction and smirked, sitting up, his tail swimming from left to right.

"What a dirty minded we have here! I meant talking, honey."

He was teasing you, you could feel his amusement at 'playing with his food'. He knew that what he said could be taken in another sense. Then, why were you getting excited?

"Would you like anything to drink? I don't like to show off, but we have the best red seaweed wine of the seven seas."

"No, thank you." you said, not trusting drinking alcohol and less in his presence.

"You talk! And you have a very melodic voice, my love." Toru sighed again, smiling cheekily at you.

You shivered, the feeling of being in constant alert and of wanting to give in both in your mind. There was something about him that didn't let you at ease, but that was driving you crazy for his attention.

"Are you sure you don't want anything? After such a long trip you must be thirsty," he offered again, a fake pout on his lips giving him a childish aspect.

"... Okay." you finally accepted, the need for something to drink too strong.

"So, tell me, Y/N," he started, coming closer to you, "are you glad I chose you to be my future wife? You can say the truth, I won't be mad."

"How do you know my name?" saying you were shocked would be an understatement, you hadn't told him anything about you yet.

"Let's say that when I'm passionate about something I can get very... invested in knowing everything about it. In this case it's you, Y/N."

You didn't know when he started, but his left hand was touching your tail. You could feel pleasure growing inside you, too aroused to tell him to stop, hands so smooth against your scales that everything you wanted was for him to touch... Wait, what?

"Prince Toru, what are you...?"

"Toru."

"What?"

"You can call me Toru, darling." you could feel his breath against your neck, his tongue licking it when he was wetting his lips.

"Okay, Toru, could you please stop?"

He moved a little so he could look you in the eyes, his brown ones so dark because of lust that his pupil was impossible to detect. You hissed at the sight, he really was beautiful, but you didn't know him, so why were you thinking about letting him use you?

"For the look in your eyes you don't want me to stop," he whispered, closing the gap between your faces and giving you a small peck, "I'll trust your body language."

Next thing you know, his lips are on yours kissing you fiercely. An unknown force within you pushed you to kiss him back, his taste too sweet for you to decline. His tongue licked your bottom lip, asking for you to give him access, something you needn't to think about. Tongues intertwined, his hands continued to touch your tail, fingers too close to your pussy.

At some point, maybe between his incessant kisses to your neck and his bites to your nipples, he stood with you to the middle of the room, swimming elegantly. When his abs touched your belly, you knew there was no turning back, but why would you want to?

His mouth around your right nipple, teeth biting it until he was satisfied. He locked his gaze with yours, desire clear in his eyes, something else in there. Was he asking for permission? Now? You just nodded.

He entered you with delicacy, his long and thick dick paving the way until he bottomed out. His breathy moans mixed with yours, feeling the veins at the base of his cock too much.

He started thrusting, the mating dance making it look as pleasurable as it was. Wet sounds from your pussy and the water around you accompanied the whines and groans you both were mouthing. His hands still touching your tail were too overwhelming, his delicious thrusts were making you mind foggy.

Up and down, snake like movements flouting in the middle of the room. "Moan my name, c'mon, don't be ―fuck― shy."

"T-toru," you whined, a wonderful feeling rising at your stomach, "I'm close."

"Let me cum inside," he begged, his movements sloppier, sweat mixing with water, bubbled forming around the two of you, "let me breed you."

"Fuck, Toru, yes, breed me please." you moaned, too dizzy because of the pleasure, "I want your child."

At that moment your orgasm exploded, the most delicious feeling you had ever felt wrapped you in the form of Toru's arms. He came not too much later, dying your walls in white, breeding you.

You both stood there, his dick pulsating inside of you, your walls clenching at it, a sense of euphoria in you. He pushed his cock out of you, looking at you with a small, genuine smile on his mouth.

"You want to have my child, uh?" he chuckled, bringing you to the bed so you both could lay.

"I didn't―"

"I know, it was in the heat of the moment."

Silence took over the atmosphere. You didn't know him one bit, but after the mating dance you shared, you were more at ease with him, calmer, maybe he wasn't that bad. However, that didn't mean you were going to marry him without getting to know him better.

His tail wrapped around yours, after your orgasm it was still too sensitive, but you decided to let him do what he wanted. Scales against scales, chest against chest, sharing the cold of the under-sea creatures.

"I was thinking about showing you around tomorrow," he commented, smiling a little at you. He was adorable, and you discovered in that moment that the facade he had shown you at first was nothing but fake.

"That sounds nice. But I won't marry you unless―"

"Don't worry, I wasn't planning on forcing you."

"Excuse me, sir, we had just fucked because you touched my tail out of nowhere."

He felt silent, lips pressed in a line, his tail moving nervously as he giggled a little, like a kid who had just been caught playing mischief.

"I won't force you to do something you don't want to do."

"You're insufferable, Prince Toru."

"Just for you, future Princess Y/N."

[conduitandconjurer]

Man I must have missed this star meme but ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for Klaus and the Doctor plz? 🥺

Omg ok let me see if I can limit it to four, LOL. For those who don't know, my mainverse on this blog is actually a delightful three-way crossover with Misfits and Doctor Who, and Klaus is married to the Ninth Doctor as portrayed by @mostincrediblechange. Their ship name is Spooky Space if you have no taste and wish to blacklist it LOL.

Klaus and the Doctor initially bonded over their shared experience of wartime trauma and deep personal loss, as well as their unorthodox relationship to death: the Doctor as someone forced to exterminate his entire home planet, Klaus as a medium for whom death is never a clear and finite boundary of existence. The Doctor picked Klaus up almost directly after the events of S2 (a detail which may change depending on S3), and their first actual date was on a planet almost entirely covered in mirror like crystal water with firefly like creatures floating in the air. Klaus would live in water if he could, so this is his favorite place in all the universe to visit. It's also prompted him to think of himself as a mermaid and of the Doctor as his sexy sailor boy, lol.

When the Doctor found out about the first time Klaus was sexually assaulted (at fifteen), he went back in time to prevent the occurrence and to give Klaus the big furry black jacket that we see Klaus wearing in S1, and he also went back in time a second time to meet Klaus "for the first time" in Klaus's twenties, affording him several days stay, food, and bath at a hotel with no strings attached. This was maybe Klaus's first experience of a love outside his family that wasn't in some way transactional. They spent their first night together just snuggling in bed in big fuzzy white hotel robes watching the Home Shopping Network. Klaus, who was at least aware that the Doctor was a time traveler, started fantasizing about their future together and said he wanted tanzanite jewelry. After erasing Klaus's memory, the Doctor went forward in time to their current timeline and bought him some tanzanite. Somehow, it enabled Klaus to remember their actual first time together. Yes, it's really fucking romantic and I'm about to cry remembering it.

They have been married for 2 years now, although they intend to have another ceremony with the family they've accrued since. The fundament of their entire relationship is complete trust and mutual full disclosure, and that has never been violated by either party.

Where they do struggle is in their ironically similar need to please and provide, to "earn" the right, somehow, to be loved. Both tend to "run" from conflict; Klaus by feigning nonchalance and cheer (or using, though he's been mostly sober during their relationship), the Doctor by avoiding discussing what upsets him and by keeping busy with menial tasks. Eventually one breaks down and tells the other they need to talk; this is easy to do because ever since the Doctor gave Klaus some of his Regeneration energy, to prolong Klaus's life expectancy, they can "talk" telepathically. This is easier for the Doctor, who is still training Klaus how to shut out ambient "noise."

The Doctor built Klaus a whole little resting oasis in the TARDIS "Zero Room," where somehow his powers as a medium are muted completely, and he can rest ghost-free.

The siblings who have met the Doctor: Five, Ben (in an AU where Klaus resurrected him), Viktor (so far, off-screen). Five initially was suspicious of the Doctor and protective of Klaus, but has very gradually begun to approve of and even like him.

While with his husband, Klaus's powers have flourished. He can levitate with ease, conjure in a controlled way (he even has a meditation group for the ghosts who hang around the mansion, lol) and draw life force from the surrounding environment (this one is terrifying and he seems to only do it when really distraught).

They accidentally genetically engineered a daughter LOL, which led them down the rabbit’s hole of realizing they both wanted to be parents, and now they have 2 adopted adult children too, and a fourth biologically engineered kid, a boy, on the way. 

I cannot express enough how healthy and romantic their bond is, it fucking kills me. Their chemistry is effortless for me as a writer. Anyway omg I have an eye strain headache now but \o!!!!