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wurmwizzard · 6 months ago

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Dear wizzard of wurms doth thou want a slice of the peanut butter choco pie I'm making when it's done chilling. Also how is ur snake doing if nobody's asked yet

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUCKKKKK!!!! I REALLY DO thats so amazing you sent this ask right as i was contemplating making a brownie in a mug 😳😳😳 MIND MELD!! and my little queen is doing EXCELLENT shes gone 'blue', which is a cool-snake-guy colloquialism for her sheading process. Her skin Literally turns blue, and so do her eyes balls.

^^^^ she cant see for SHIT, so she'll stay in her hide for the next week..... I....

I miss her....

#i want to hold her while i play stinky eccentric cop simulator. she's particularly fond of laying in my lap and under a pillow #the fact she seeks out my warmth and chooses to be in my lap....ough...thank u queen i am but ur humble thrall #its very honoring bc snakes dont really 'feel' affection like a mammal would so having one actively choose to be on you and around you ...#U GET WHAT IM SAYING im elaborating in circles i took another hit and man. i mayyy have seconds im so hungey #goober.txt #moodycarcass #i love u brudder ur one of my favorite moots 😔😳😔😳

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