#i wanna get kabedon'd by them....................

[catscidr]

// how genshin men would kabedon you //

i. note — im stuck in bed because of cramps help me i wanted to be productive today but i can't Write Good…… so i wrote something self indulgent silly to get my mind off of the pain instead _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ueue ii. cw — fluff/crack, gn!reader, suggestive if you squint rly hard, you're shorter than them in the third part for convenience's sake, not rly proofread im melting

standard kabedon with one arm ↳ alhaitham, diluc, zhongli ˎˊ˗

immediately understood what you meant when you asked if he could “kabedon” you. he either he read about it somewhere or it’s just something he picked up from overhearing others talk about it in passing— you’d tease him for being “nosy” if you weren’t so flustered at the sight of him looking down at you with such a straight face.

your gaze travels down from his face, to his neck, to his bicep… close to you… and his forearm… that’s even closer to you… you’re so focused on his strong masculine arm that you don’t catch the slight blush tinting his cheeks.

whew. is it just you or is it getting hot in here?

standard kabedon but with both arms ↳ albedo, xiao, lyney ˎˊ˗

he either knew what a kabedon was already or you had to explain it to him and he… misunderstood a little bit.

or maybe he didn’t. maybe it was on purpose. maybe caging you in with both of his arms was what he was planning all along while you sheepishly explained what a kabedon entailed…!

or maybe he doesn’t want to admit that he zoned out while you were talking because all he thought about was how cute you looked, all flushed and embarrassed. yeah. that’s definitely not what happened. of course not

invades your personal space and backs you up into the wall without even using his arms ↳ pantalone, ayato, dottore ˎˊ˗

he pretended not to know what a was kabedon because’s he’s mean. while you tried to explain what it entailed (while sweating nervously from how hard he was staring at you), he slowly closed the distance between the two of you before you realized just how close he was.

he was taller than you, so he had to bend down at the waist to be at eye-level with you… and the action didn’t help your poor little heart. you could smell his cologne and gods did you feel your knees go weak.

but on the bright side, if your legs give out he’ll be close enough to catch you before you bust your head open! such a gentleman

forget using arms, he’ll use his leg to pin you to the wall instead ↳ itto, cyno, childe ˎˊ˗

why be like everyone else when he can show off instead? you think he might have been a bird in another life because this isn’t a kabedon, it has to be some sort of courting ritual or… something.

at least it’s working, though. your face is flushed, you’re holding back a smile and your heart is racing against your ribcage.

the only downside if that your face is buried in your hands; if it wasn’t, you’re sure your curiosity would get the better of you and you’d end up looking. don’t ask where, you know what i mean

….you kabedon him. ↳ wanderer, baizhu, neuvillette, webttore ˎˊ˗

he either straight up refused to do it or was so utterly puzzled by what on earth a “kabedon” even was that you had to show him.

cue a strained gasp, his brows either raised to the heavens or furrowed so hard he would immediately get wrinkles, and a blush that you would never let yourself forget. maybe you should do this more often.

but be careful, he might turn the tables and catch you off guard to kabedon you someday as payback. oh no! terrible, i know

[blushblushbear]

If your reqs are open, what would happen if haru and fuyu (seperate) got stuck in a closet with marshmallow? Ty : )

Gonna throw in an Aki too cause I know there's a lot of Aki lovers out there ;3

Haru: You will immediately be kabedon'd and smouldered at. He'll lean in close as he asks you if you wanna join him in heaven. If things go how he hopes, a make out session ensues. If you guys actually ARE playing seven minutes in heaven and not just locked in a closet on accident, everyone outside will open the door too Haru's hands all over you and his tongue down your throat. And frankly if you DID just get stuck in a closet on accident, people will still find you two making out in there.

Fuyu: He's actually kinda nervous, but mostly cause he's 6''8 and can barely fit into this closet. He feels like he takes up every inch of space in here and is worried he's going to suffocate you. If you guys are in there for seven minutes in heaven, he will get very flustered torn between his intense desire to kiss you and his want to not smother you to death in a closet. If no seven minutes in heaven and you're just locked in a closet, he might actually start to panic a little harder. There's no room! What if you run out of air?! OMG HIS PANICKING IS MAKING THERE BE LESS AIR!! *DEEP INHALE AND HOLDS BREATH* meanwhile you're texting someone to let them know you two are locked in a closet. You eventually convince him to exhale, and if you hug him, snuggling into his shape, he'll practically melt and hold you right back, accepting his fate and enjoying being so close to you. By the time you guys are let out it's actually one of the most peaceful he's ever felt. Also give him a smooch in the dark and he'll light up that closet with his blushing.

Aki: So again, this is either seven minutes in heaven or a prank gone horribly wrong. If it's seven minutes in heaven he's just beaming a sly excited beam waiting for you to kiss him. He's all over you with youthful enthusiasm and you might even feel a little love bite on your neck. ;) If it's a prank gone wrong--- he's mostly just nervously apologetic. Ha ha-- uhhh, oops... and while you're trying to figure out how to get out of this closet, you hear from the dark behind you 'sooo... Haru told me about this game-- seven minutes in heaven?? ....wanna play? :)'