#i used to joke that the flies are so brazen bc they pay for a store membership and that 'entitles' them to do what they want | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bunnyb34r · 2 months ago

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I'm so tired of these bold ass flying bugs lately like bitch?? What part of "shoo" do you not fucking get?!

We get a lot of flies at work and they will just keep bumping into you like oh?? A human?? Then they hit your leg like STILL A HUMAN???

I'm glad someone else at work mentioned them and that he was like "damn I fucking showered last night! Do I need to shower at work now too?!" Like yes! It's not just me and it's not ab me being yucky like my brain wants me to believe 😭

it's probably sweat + our perfumed body products bc like everyone has some type of cologne/perfume on, PLUS body wash/soap, shampoo ect But come on you stupid bugs 😭

#we had a bird the other day sgdgdggd it landed on a light and SO MUCH DUST fell from the light fixture it was so funny #my day off was the next day so i didnt get to see if the bird catcher guy was there :( i like him he's funny to watch i root for the bird #every time strydhdhdg he did explain that they cant live inside the store bc their feet get like long bc the talons? dont get filed down #like they would in nature from landing on bark and stuff and they usually starve inside and the lighting and sound stresses em out #(plus health hazards ect) but still i root for the birds to find their own way out shdhdhdh better birds than rats 😵#marquilla #ANYWAY one time i found a dead fly on a package of clothes like it just landed and promptly died it was so funny like hello????#i threw it in the trash ofc but 😭😭😭 wild to see happen #i used to joke that the flies are so brazen bc they pay for a store membership and that 'entitles' them to do what they want #bc thats how half the membership people act shdhhff and if i saw one id tell RC 'ugh not this customer again. i thought we kicked him out!'

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