#i tried getting sour ones but they're not sour enough they're overwhelmingly sweet :/ sugar free my ass
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i really wish they made salty flavored chewing gum. ive been trying to fight my perpetual state of hunger with chewing gums, which i unfortunately dislike, and i think i would dislike it less if i could have it salty/savoury. every day i dream of that one full meal chewing gum roal dahl thought up
#i dont need it to be a full meal but you get the gist#i think soy sauce flavored would be a winning one for me. one of the few flavors i think i would not get easily tired of#you might think m why don't you just get any mint chewing gum? well. i dont like mint. i mean i do but very little. i loooove the herb and#eating the herb etc etc i HATE the chemical flavor. maybe bc it's in toothpaste and as we've established i HATE toothpaste#i tried getting sour ones but they're not sour enough they're overwhelmingly sweet :/ sugar free my ass#UGH life is so hard when you're a picky eater and also never not hungry
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