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mirmidones · 5 months ago

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i really wish they made salty flavored chewing gum. ive been trying to fight my perpetual state of hunger with chewing gums, which i unfortunately dislike, and i think i would dislike it less if i could have it salty/savoury. every day i dream of that one full meal chewing gum roal dahl thought up

#i dont need it to be a full meal but you get the gist #i think soy sauce flavored would be a winning one for me. one of the few flavors i think i would not get easily tired of #you might think m why don't you just get any mint chewing gum? well. i dont like mint. i mean i do but very little. i loooove the herb and #eating the herb etc etc i HATE the chemical flavor. maybe bc it's in toothpaste and as we've established i HATE toothpaste #i tried getting sour ones but they're not sour enough they're overwhelmingly sweet :/ sugar free my ass #UGH life is so hard when you're a picky eater and also never not hungry

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