#i thought this was fuckin. like napoleon dynamite where nothing really happens it's just a quick snapshot into some weirdos life

[sparrownnax]

the more i see posts about it the more i realize i don't know anything about scott pilgrim

[porchingona]

Valentines Ask: ALL OF EM. FUCKIN ALL OF EM. ALL THE NUMBERS

MADS, YOU’RE MY VALENTINE THIS YEAR

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

I would say no

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

This is always so tricky for me to answer because what if I think I was in love, but then later on I find out I wasn’t? I’ll say…I have been in love.

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

I think 4-5 months

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

I think I’ve changed little bits of myself without fully noticing. I think I wasn’t entirely comfortable with them that I couldn’t really act like myself around them.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

good, good. friendly

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

nah

7: Have you ever cheated?

never

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

probs not. i’d just end up getting hurt

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?

with that, i’d say trust.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

serious relationships

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

not really

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

hmm what’s the meaning of hook up?

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

I regret not acting faster/earlier in the relationship, in everything I did.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

damn, this is really tough because now that I’m 21, I look at young teenagers and they seem so young to me. wait, i just read the question over again. “Kids”??? How young are we talking?

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

In some situations.

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?

you mean

no, not really. no.

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

Yeah, I mean, there are some Catfish episodes where it works out

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

ignorance, racism, homophobia, when they treat your friends & family like shit, to name a few

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

when you’re unhappy and the relationship’s doing more harm than good.

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

nope. single & ready for a pringle.

…pls feed me a pringle.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

yup, definitely. it might not be fully the same or they might not be as close, but they can get to that place where they’re friends.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

yes, i’m very big into the friends or best friends to lovers trope. it’s just comfortable because 

23: How many relationships have you had?

i would say 1 official one.

24: Do you think love can last forever?

yes

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

well, the harry potter series didn’t teach me that for nothing.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

hmm this also depends on the situation because what if they know something about the other person that I don’t. like maybe they picked up on a bad attribute or they saw them doing something bad. am i reading into this too much?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

as a whole, act on your feelings earlier, especially if you know the other person likes you back

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

i think so if the ppl in the relationship really try to make it work. it’s hard but ppl do it.

29: What do you notice first about another person?

their smile

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

bi

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

no

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

no

33: Do you want to get married one day?

i think so. i don’t like have to get married, but if it happens then it happens.

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

i personally wouldn’t do it

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

probably

36: Are you still a virgin?

yes

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?

personality

38: Do you enjoy love films?

yes, i’m obsessed with romcoms ugh. i could watch when harry met sally on a continuous loop

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

yes, multiple times!!

i’ve had a lot of friends in plays

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

uhh not a legit one

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

something very simple. maybe a picnic and going to a bookstore. food has to be involved of course.

42: Have you ever read “Romeo and Juliet”?

oh, yes

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

well my partner would be my friend too…so…my friends!!

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

yes!!

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

well, i can definitely imagine it

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?

i don’t believe so, also i don’t like that term. i wrote an essay about it & pretty in pink a little bit ago

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

movie: harry/sally from when harry met sally

tv: jim/pam from the office

book: peeta/katniss from thg

yes, i chose 3

48: What’s your favorite love song?

“the promise” by when in rome

that ending of napoleon dynamite just kills me. it really does.

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

if i have then i don’t know about it! i definitely thought i did last year.

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?

bc no one wants to date me lol

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

poor & a nice guy

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

ok, i’m great at it even though i haven’t been in many, but i learn a lot from tv & movies. i grew up watching romantic movies so that’s pretty much all i know

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

nah

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (i.e. on Facebook)?

not that important. is that the only way to make it official?

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

oh god, i hope not.

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

no!!

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

i don’t consider any of the reasons ppl might have to commit suicide “silly”

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

i honestly think it depends on who i’m with

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

nope, i’m very on top of that. i literally carry my planner around everywhere so

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?

i’ve known multiple relationships where it just ends really badly, so i wouldn’t want to be in one

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

my family

62: How do you define “cheating”?

when someone who’s already in a committed relationship breaks their SO’s trust by getting involved with another person

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

i don’t think so

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

nah. maybe i’m just happy bc i had a p good one. i got a lot of free food & a flower at work today bc of it

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

yes, i like being touched & to touch other ppl but i’m also v aware of whether ppl like to be touched or not

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2.

When is the next time you will take a shower/bath? Which one will you take? i think i’ll probs take a proper shower tomorrow after riding my bike.

Are you currently waiting on someone to do something for you/to you? nah son.

As a child, did you ever get the chance to go to Disney World/Disneyland? i went to Disney world when i was 14 and hated it. the lines were long. children were everywhere. it was hot. the rides weren’t even that cool. like. i don’t get the hype at all. and i REALLY don’t get why childless adults would ever go there. fuck that there’s so much in the world to see.

What state do you live in? What’s the best aspect about this state? pa. and the location i guess. we are close to NYC, beaches, and the capitol. oh and we have hershey park. 

Are you someone who is really committed to politics in your area/country? no, but i do my part and vote democrat like any decent fuckin’ human.

When was the last time you fought with your significant other, if any? i am a single pringle.

Do you know anyone, personally, who is in an abusive relationship? Are you? not physically abusive, but yeah.

When was the last time you were on a boat? Where did you travel on it? take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat. but less than 10 years ago i think. and we were just cruising around on the lake.

Are you planning on going anywhere with someone, some time today? today is basically over. i went to get my nails done with my mom and took my dog on a walk.

Does your family ever have any kind of weird traditions in your house? nothing comes to mind. When is the next time you will attend a family reunion? Where will it be? i won’t be doing that.

What would you consider your favorite movie from a different decade? idk.

Do you ever take bubble baths only to relax yourself in some way? i have in the past.

Do you have any friends who act like they don’t know you in public? no. that’s not a friend lol.

When was the last time you sick? What were you sick with and why? i threw up a few days ago for the first time in over a year. i guess i drank too much.

Do you ever tend to pull off any random acts of kindness in public? idk what counts for this but i like to compliment strangers on their outfits or hair/nails if i like them.

Do the things you do normally have to have reasons behind them, or not? wut.

What was the last job you had? Why are you not working that job anymore? i quit because of school. Do you like cereal? What would you consider your favorite kind of cereal? rice krispies is my all time fave.

Do you find your school to be loaded with hot guys or not so much? i’m not in school, but it had MANY hot guys. it was college after all lol.

Do you like to watch gay guys’ fashion do’s & dont’s videos on YouTube? i don’t watch any fashion vids.

What is the most visited website on your internet at this moment in time? youtube.

What kind of cell phone do you have? (ex/ flip, slider, or traditional.) aww this survey must be SO old. bless. i have a Xs.

Do you like riding roller coasters when you go to any amusement park? they’re the only thing worth my time. i love them so much.

Are you waiting for someone to get online on an IM program right now? wahhh rip AIM.

What would you consider the stupidest movie you’ve ever watched, ever? Napoleon Dynamite is so fucking bad. i went into it knowing a lot of people didn’t like it. so i decided i WOULD like it. but fuck it was impossible i hated it so much.

Who did you last say I love you to? Why did you say it to this person? my mom because i love her and she was going home.

Are there any people you don’t like for your significant other to talk to? single.

Have you ever forgotten your birthday? Did you soon figure it out? no.

When was the last time you held up a peace sign, if you’ve ever done that? ew i flash the peace sign at my dog sometimes without thinking and i hate myself lol.

Would you walk ten miles just to see the person you like or love? no.

What, in your mind, would you consider to be the perfect boyfriend? Whatever my ideal guy would look like plus a kind, genuine, caring, liberal, faithful, nice, funny, smart, thoughtful, selfless, silly, witty, healthy, rich, generous, etc etc.

What is one thing most all guys do that tends to make you angry a lot? think everything a woman does is about them.

Would you beat up anyone at the moment, if you absolutely had the chance? no.

What color are the curtains in your room if you have any at the moment? no curtains.

Who last told a lie on you? Did anyone catch them? What happened? idk

What would you consider the best kind of food you, yourself could make? enchiladas.

Are you one of those people who don’t like children of any kind at all? i am. kids are not my thing.

If you have a television in your room, what color is it? What brand? black samsung.

When is the next time you’ll eat out and what do you think you’ll get? i’m thinking for fathers day. my dad loves eating out. i hate it but it’s not my day, so.

Are you planning on going anywhere today? Where are you going exactly? you asked this already.

When was the last time you rode a horse, if you’ve ever ridden one? i feel like i did when i was 6 but i don’t have any memory of it. maybe it never happened.

Are you plotting anything at the moment? If so, is this plot against anyone no.

Have you ever wanted your significant other to get rid of a friend? no.

If you have siblings, have they moved out or do they still live with you? we’ve all moved out.

Do you ever actually like going to Wal-Mart or is it regularly boring? how does anyone LIKE going there? it’s always crowded and you get sucked into buying things you don’t need.

Do you have an iPod? What kind is it? iTouch, Nano, Classic, etc. i still have a classic and a touch, i don’t use them though.

Do you own a computer that is a Mac or a PC? Why is this? PC.

Do you own any scarves? How many would you estimate yourself to have? no.

What kind of shoes are you planning on wearing today? Why is this? flip flops as per usual.

Do you think it’s weird that some people actually shave their arms? i did when i first heard about it. i don’t do it myself but if it makes you happy go for it. maybe if i had hairy arms i’d do it too.

Do you know anyone who has or has had any kind of mental illness/disorder? mhm.

Do you ever go to Blockbuster? How frequently would you say you go? yeah, this survey is ancient. lol

Is your mother a stay-at-home mother or does she work somewhere? she was a stay at home mom.

What food would you just want to disappear off the face of the earth? lettuce!! nothing is good about it!

Do movies with super heroes intrigue you in any way? Why is this? i don’t like them because they’re just too boring and tbh too nerdy for my taste.

Do you watch those late-night talk shows? What’s the best part about them? no.

Do you ever listen to music so you can actually change your emotion? no, but certain music can change my mood which is why i stick to pop. i’m not tryna feel ya know what i mean lol.