#i think simon would really enjoy that. maybe thats why vinnie gave it to him... bc he listens to simon's interests and locks it in the VAUL

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ They're rocking dude.. They're rocking each other and in the moment it feels like time has slowed down and there was no stress in the world ] [ Simon doesn't even shift, claws now gently running down the draped, limp moth wings of Vinnie ] [ There is a distinct, pleasant sound of something wooden clacking together as he made his motions.. I wonder what that is chat.. ]

" never had freshly made bread with freshly made garlic butter .. " " i think this is.. pretty full on for our first date, dude "

[ He grins coyly at that. Can't be seen though, face is very boob atm ] [ He only pulls away when he hears the complaints of Vinnie's stomach, nodding and snickering as if it had it's own voice ]

" for real yeah. i agree with your friend there " " mhm. mhm " " i think all you're saying is a red hot Yes " " i can teach you how to order food.. and you can teach me how to put butter on bread ! "

[ BE NICE TO VINNIE. He's not just any loser.. he's our loser .. ]

"*puff, huff* Simon, what the h- *huff*... Some dude came running over to tell me you were planning on eating dry ice?!-" Vinnie pauses, panting and leaning against his crutch while staring at Simon. "Dude, do not tell me you have a belly full of that stuff right now. Oh my god your appetite is going to be the death of you- Okay, so, I think if you had a normal digestive track you'd be pretty dead by now... So so far, so good. Dude, Si, Simon, Si-Fi, talk to me, what were you thinking?" ( @a-quiet-garden tumblr please please tag me this time please

[ He was arched over in pure agony, blanket hugged close to his form. If his antennae were anymore drooped, they would fall off.. ] [ He looks up at Vinnie, one eye in a permanent squint, definitely highlighting just how much eating dry ice as an alien from outer space hurts ]

" th--three hundred calories " " hell yeEah- "

[ INSANE voice crack ] [ As much as he deserves a good scolding, right now he is looking as if he was going to be insanely sick insanely soon, so he reaches one arm towards Vin as best as he could ]

[ No way dude's going to cuddle u right now, u stinky filthy little creature ]

@a-quiet-garden