#i think sal really hit his daddy potential

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Lineup Lamentations - GW31

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s for the week.

WALSH

TRANSFERS:

OUT: Bennett, Sterling, Pogba

IN: Azpilicueta, Hazard, and Fraser

Feel like vomiting but whatever. Bit lost in the sauce here this week and not overthinking things going for the 'obvious' guys in. Jamaal's recent death rest in peace rip riperino Jamaal means that the -4 for Azpil Daveydaviddaveboy seemed more fine. I'm finally on 0 Wolves though. Can't be mad about that.

GK:

Heaton (LEI)

Thomas Heaton go do one. 1 point from 2 games so far since I've purchased the old man....just another completely inspired FPL GK pick by me. Hoping for 2 points this weekend....expecting 1. Fucking fuck me and fuck you tom.

DEF:

Azpilicueta (eve)

New boy Dave goes at Goodison. I have no feels for him or them whatsoever, but just kinda shitting him in there for lack of other options. Bleh.

Robertson (ful)

Robbo goes at the Cottage. Not much to say there.

Lascelles (bou)

Since Jamaal is only capable of full training and not playing in an actual game it’s probably going to be Chambers (LIV) out there instead. God bless me and you Cal. Please return a 0 pointer and make daddy proud.

MID:

Mané & Salah (ful)

Mane surprise not pictured in training is a bit of a lulsac. Not much to say about it but to say hope he's getting a cheeky rub down and pen15 massage after his destruction of ze Germans. Mo goes again. Pewps.

Hazard (eve)

Eden is back in for first time in about three months. Old security blanky welcome back old friend. Never know what he's going to do and/or when he's going to try but here's to hoping it's this weekend putting him in the shop window for Zizou.

Fraser (NEW)

Lastly no neck is also back in from the cold for the first time in a few months. Don't feel great about him and was really trying to find any excuse of life to punt on someone else more fun but it just didn't come. Frayz in, frayz is life.

FWD:

All the cheapo randallios are in this weekend.

Rondón (bou)

Big Sal just the absolute god of my season goes to Cherrytown feels fine even tho they've been a bit shit away.

Wilson (NEW)

Counterpart Collum stares him down in the eyes of his face and hopefully there are goals for the both of them. Or he's not fit and ded and Edward Howe strikes again. Wouldn't be even a little bit surprising.

Barnes (LEI)

Last friend is Smashley Smashboy home to Brodge's leaking ship defense. I expect dongs and there must be dongs Ash. Let's go Ash.

BENCH:

n/a

CAP:

Salah (ful)

Not punting and just rolling with the sheep on Mo. Whatever.

ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: Schindler

IN: Daniels

Doesn’t get more exciting then transferring a shitty ass Huddy defender to a shitty ass Bournemouth defender. Circus Charlie in, Schindy very out. Trusting my pod partner on this one.

I don’t want to write a really long explanation of why I’m making an extremely passive move here despite 2FT so to keep it as to the point as possible: 1. I have 11 dudes this weekend with no transfers and 2. I’m not 100% FHing next week so keeping Raz / Kun / Paul is potentially very good for me and I’ll have 2FTs next week. TC next week on one of my City guys while everyone else is FHing? Maybe. We’ll see. Keeping my team as flexible as possible.

GK:

Heaton (LEI)

Tom has been a WALL since I got him in with back to back 1 pointer and 0 pointer. Get the fuck in there Tommy.

DEF:

Luiz (eve)

Not liking the odds here of a clean but it’s definitely possible. Everton are so erratic no idea which version will show up and the same can be said of Chelsea’s defense. Maybe a Luiz long ball assist as shouted on pod or a set piece ding (Everton worst set piece record in the league) are on this week. That’d be a treat but knowing me he won’t even start. Fuck.

Matip and Alexander-Arnold (ful)

Matip should be safe to go again even with Lovren lurking he’s done nothing to lose his place and he’s only 27 and getting better imo... Trent on the other hand, I wrote in my musings, I personally would rest this weekend if it were up to me. But it’s not up to me so maybe he goes and hatty assists again. Why not?

Lejeune (bou)

Scared for Newc with their injuries but Rafa is a master tactician and will set up the team as best as he can for a 0-0 so let’s see what happens before we write them off to Bournemouth.

Daniels (NEW)

It’s a nice and warm feeling to get an old school FPL gem like Circus Charlie back in my side. Maybe he’s got one more worldy in store for me this week. You dirty fucking dog Circus get in there.

MID:

Salah (ful)

Duh.

Brooks (NEW)

Howe and his lies continue to fuck with all of our heads. Is Brooks fit? No clue. Callum? Fraser? Anyone? Legitimately no clue at all what’s happening here. Just hoping I get lucky and Brooks starts and gets points. Come on Brooksy.

McNeil (LEI)

Young Dwight. Maybe he can do something. Positive player, I like the look of him, can see him bagging another assist or something in this one. Come on Dwight.

FWD:

Rondón (bou)

Feels like I have the 4th and 5th choice forwards for the week according to all the FH teams that I’m seeing but ya know what? Fine with it. I like Sal to bully Bournemouth and to go get his as he’s fantastic and having the best season of his English league career.

Barnes (LEI)

Barnesy and Burnley hit a bit of a rough patch in their last two before Liverpool (Liverpool doesn’t count when I’m evaluating their form) but he still scored vs. Palace. We all know Leicester defense is utter trash and Burnley should turn up at Turf Moor. I think Barnes’ cuntiness will prevail. Insane Schmikes is gonna take him out for a red card or something. Can’t wait.

BENCH:

n/a

CAP:

Salah (ful)

Once I decided to keep my transfers pretty conservative this became a non-thought. If I brought in Haz or Mané or something I would’ve given it some real thought but yeah, best player in a ridiculous banker... I don’t think triple cap is a bad shout this week which says everything that I need to say about Salah’s prospects vs. Fulham. Go on Mo.