#i think police will honk at u for it? but u won't get into any trouble?

[lovedlovingly]

sorry if anyone sent you something similar or if its sarcasm but i saw your tag and: jaywalking is when you cross the street when and where you're not supposed to, e.g. its typically considered jaywalking when crossing a crosswalk when the pedestrian light is red instead of waiting for it to turn green.

ah no it's literally not a thing in Sweden(or there's not a name for it that i know of??) so I've kinda understood the concept but not fully? 🤔 and i don't get how it can be so illegal its ok for police to take lives over it??? also i thought it might only be crossing the road where you're not supposed to but it's also for red light????

literally everyone does that here at their own risk 😭 you're seen as lame if u wait for green, literally. cars will also be like ????? i can pass??? loser.

so I've understood it as a concept but living where i live with our social rules it's been hard to fully grasp what it exactly intels 😔 so ty!

I'm usually so out of spoons/in pain that i have to rely on lights to be green because i can't chance and I'm literally making myself the weirdo by doing that lmao 😭 it literally is social anxiety going against the social rule vs dying because i didn't have enough brain power to understand if i could cross a road kenekrlkdnd I've never seen or heard anyone get into trouble ever for it here 😔

[separatist-apologist]

in honor of me getting my first speeding ticket today, can you rank the acotar characters of how good they are at driving? i really just need to know who matches me for max speed, max music volume, and 13 cans rattling on the floor lmao -@mmiscbutterflies

Okay but not one man on this list is a good driver.

16. Tamlin- ROAD. RAGE. WHY ARE YOU IN THE CARPOOL LANE- YES I KNOW ITS FOR CARPOOLING NOT SPEEDING (except it IS FOR SPEEDING OH MY GOD)

15. Azriel- Agrees with every point Tamlin made but also playing the LOUDEST metal you've ever heard. Whole car is shaking. Cannot hear thoughts. Multiple tickets for evading police simply because he did not hear them behind him. A menace in every residential neighborhood

14. Eris- Stop sign is merely a suggestion. Not even rolling it, just acknowledges it is technically there. Yellow means SPEED UP, chugging 5th coffee by 5pm, should be illegal for this man to be on the road.

13. Cassian- LIFTED. PICK UP. So wide it is in TWO FUCKING LANES.

12. Rhysand- flashy sports car he drives with one hand, seat all the way back. Vroom vroom ladies, my dick is big. Always zipping through rush over traffic, not caring he is what is SLOWING US ALL DOWN

11. Lucien- Talking while driving, yelling at the other cars for doing unforgivable things such as: stopping at a red light, slowing down to yield, not mowing through pedestrians in the crosswalk. Music is entirely too loud, car is immaculate though.

10. Jurian- using car as a hotbox. Technically not a car so much as a trashcan on wheels. Doing the speed limit but nothing happening inside that vehicle is legal.

9. Helion- Cat calling from his window. HEY LADIES WANT TO SUCK MY DICK? Works more than you think it should. Road head while doing 80 through a school zone? It's not a crime if you don't get caught.

8. Amren- Makes a lot of jokes about how many points she'd get if she hit a child...and swerves A LOT when one steps off a curb.

7. Vassa- ALWAYS ON HER HORN. HONKING AT PEDESTRIANS WITH THE RIGHT OF WAY. HONKING AT CARS WITH THEIR BLINKER ON MAKING A VERY LEGAL TURN. If you flip her off, she'll roll down her window and threaten to fight you.

6. Feyre- Doing 15 over, but is also putting on her make up and texting 8 people all at once while listening to bright, bubble-gum pop music. Other cars? Oh my god, I don't even remember how I got here!

5. Gwyn- NERVOUS. Riding the break HARD. "The speed limit is 65, Gwyn" "Okay but it's a range so 45 is fine"

4. Mor- Leaning out her window to make fun of what the car beside her is listening to. Always filming a tiktok, hits a curb once a week because she's trying to edit her videos in traffic.

3. Emerie- Aggressively daring city police to pull her over. Locking eyes with cops while making a u-turn. I DARE YOU. Sometimes they call her bluff.

2. Nesta- Yeah, doing 90 in a 55 is fine if I KNOW there won't be any cops on this stretch but I would NEVER run a red light AZRIEL. Filthiest audiobook playing at full volume, listening stone faced with the windows down.

1. Elain- Has a little flower vase in dashboard and beads from her mirror. Obeying the law 100% because she wants to put into the universe good vibes only. Is in 0 rush to get anywhere. Music reasonable volume, she likes to sing along. Washes car every Friday.